criminalcrafts

Criminal Crafts

Portland, Oregon · 157 Sales

criminalcrafts

Criminal Crafts

Portland, Oregon 157 Sales On Etsy since 2009

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Note from shop owner Thanks for stopping in, I'm spending a few days at my secret island fortress in the Pacific. Will be back soon with my plans to rule the world in tact. In the meantime, check out my latest exploits www.criminalcrafts.com

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Jul 18, 2014

Thanks for stopping in, I'm spending a few days at my secret island fortress in the Pacific. Will be back soon with my plans to rule the world in tact. In the meantime, check out my latest exploits www.criminalcrafts.com

Miss Demeanor

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Miss Demeanor

Reviews

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Jason Bartlett

Jason Bartlett on Jul 28, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Thank you for your help.

Jason Bartlett

Jason Bartlett on Jun 24, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

thank you so much and i love the invisible ink stuff too! and the stamped pouch! You're a dream!

Jason Bartlett

Jason Bartlett on Jun 17, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

thank you! Love them alot

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Shop policies

Last updated on February 5, 2011
Criminal Crafts cosies up to your malicious humor with handmade, noir inspired gifts. We try to answer the question: "What do you give the person who has every thing?" Something arcane, creepy and delightful perhaps? It is our supreme pleasure to stay up late into the night drinking gin and baking files into cakes.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
We currently accept payments through PayPal. You must pay for your order within 3 days of ordering as is stated in Etsy’s policy. If payment is not received, your order will be canceled and the item(s) re-listed. Orders will be shipped within 3-5 days of payment unless other terms have been arranged through convo.
Shipping
I ship via USPS priority mail for domestic shipments. Conv me for an international order, I'll give you an estimate. Insurance,delivery confirmation, and expedited shipping is available if needed and suggested for cake orders. Please note that if your address on PayPal and Etsy differ, I will ship to the address that you provide on your PayPal account. Please make sure your PayPal address is up to date and that it matches your Etsy address at checkout. This will help avoid delays in shipping.

Cakes will not be shipped to prisons, hospitals, city or state offices, you'll just have to sort that out in person.
Refunds and Exchanges
All sales are final. If we make a mistake then we will respond appropriately. Buyers will pay for all shipping for accepted returns. Store exchanges are possible, please convo us with any questions.
Additional policies and FAQs
If you have a problem with your order, please contact me PRIOR to leaving feedback so that I can try to remedy the problem so that we can both be happy with the transaction and all feedback will be good.

All photos and writing on this site are the intellectual property of Criminal Crafts. We keep a half starved lawyer in the dark basement on a diet of raw meat occasionally he is let out for minor civil cases. His greatest desire is to spend long afternoons engaged in petty litigation, we'd hate to turn him loose.

Items on this site are not for resale. Infringements of this policy will be addressed by Vinnie the Turk in our merchandise department.