CROTCH TALK ~ FUN in your pants!

Denver, Colorado · 68 Sales


CROTCH TALK ~ FUN in your pants!

Denver, Colorado 68 Sales On Etsy since 2010

0 out of 5 stars

crotchtalk is taking a short break


Note from shop owner Peace out! Taking some time to focus on my other line - Thanks!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Nov 26, 2014

Peace out! Taking some time to focus on my other line - Thanks!


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Carolyn Zirlott

Carolyn Zirlott on Mar 28, 2014

4 out of 5 stars

My husband really liked the boxers, but when I washed them they shrunk 2 sizes. So now they are too small and can fit my 12 year old son. But I did expect them to shrink do to the warning in the description of this product. I just thought it would be a funny valentine present for my hubby. I would still buy more for future gifts. I will just go up 2 sizes if possible.

Diane Law

Diane Law on Feb 12, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Exactly as requested. Greatly appreciate the custom order.

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I was sitting on the pot one day, daydreaming as always... And then the idea hit me! BOOM, like I had ate 10 Chipotle burritos the day before.

The question I pondered was, "Why does underwear always have the cute pictures or saying on the outside!? That's dumb! I, the user, have no experience or interaction with my undies what so ever! That's not fun at all!

Then I thought about how the bathroom is such a great place for reflecting and remembering what you keep forgetting to do. THEN I thought of the weirdest thing ever.. What if your crotch talked!? HAA!!

And voilà! Here I am today! Making funny underwear, purses, clutches and anything else I can dream up, all out of underwear.

I used to have a independent e-commerce website from 2008-2010 then switched to Etsy after falling in love with the amazing community here.

Thanks for taking the time to read my little story!


Shop members

  • Heather

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    I LOVE to make people laugh. :D

Shop policies

Last updated on December 31, 2013
Hiya! Welcome to Crotch Talk! I offer underwear with cute graphics, hilarious sayings, & nifty reminders INSIDE THE CROTCH! I also have awesome hand bags & clutches made from real underwear too!

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
7% sales tax for CO residents will be added in when checking out.

Also if there is shipping payment overage more then $1.00, I will refund that back to you.
All Customers:
Packages will be sent to the address given on your ETSY shipping form, NOT your paypal form. If you find you've made an error after purchasing, please email me immediately at info[at]

United States Customers:
USPS Priority Shipping (2-3 days) is purchased for MOST orders. When your package is shipped, you will receive an Etsy convo message with a USPS tracking number.

International/Canadian Customers:
You are responsible for paying entire shipping amount (which may be more then quoted in the shop depending on where you live) Packages will be sent via FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL MAIL (cheapest option). If you wish to upgrade your package to "Priority International" Shipping, or if you want insurance purchased, please email me ASAP after making your purchase. I will send you a Paypal invoice for the remaining shipping cost.

If you've purchased multiple items please pay your etsy invoice in full, and if I find you've overpaid in shipping ($1.00 or more), I will refund your account.
***Buyer is responsible for any and all customs fees!
Refunds and Exchanges
Due to health regulations Crotch Talk will not accept returns on any underwear purchases except for faulty goods with hang tags still attached (hand bags, wristlets and clutches excluded).

Any faulty goods returned will be tested to determine the fault and a refund or exchange will be organized if it is determined to be a fabric or manufacturing fault.

No exchanges or refunds will be given for incorrect choice by size, color or style so please take care when ordering or convo me for assistance.

All custom order (personal names ect.) sales are final and non-returnable/refundable.
Additional policies and FAQs
Do you make custom underwear or bags for organizations, corporations, events, etc?
Yes! I have made special designs for companies, special events, etc. Please contact me for more information and a quote.

Wholesale & consignment are all available just convo me! :)