CulinaryCatastrophe

Humorous Greeting cards for all occasions.

Ottawa, Canada | 377 Sales

CulinaryCatastrophe

Humorous Greeting cards for all occasions.

Ottawa, Canada 377 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars (92)

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Last updated on Jan 18, 2019

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About

Cards To Make You Smile

Culinary Catastrophe is a Husband and wife team that love designing and creating humorous greeting cards for all occasions.

We came up with this idea unexpectedly one day while we were eating fruit in a bowl of milk. We imagined what it would be like if they were alive drowning in the bowl of milk. We both had a laugh picturing what they would look like in cartoon form and thought this would make a great humorous greeting card line filled with puns and corny humor.

Shop members

  • Sandra and Chris Carpenter

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator, Photographer, Illustrator

    We are a husband and wife team. We work together to find the best designs and illustrations for our line. I illustrate, design, print, and produce all the items in the shop. My husband comes up with ideas and I bounce mine off him as well.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 18, 2015
* All cards are made at time of order.

*All illustrations, designs are Copyright of Culinary Catastrophe. Please respect the time and effort put into these designs. All products are for PERSONAL USE ONLY and must not be copied, redistributed, used for commercial purposes or digitally altered.

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
  • Other Method
Returns and exchanges
Due to the nature of my items I do not offer refunds.
All my items are shipped in proper safe packaging, and leave my hands in perfect condition.

I want you to be happy with your purchase so I will work with you to find a solution to any issue you may have about my products. If for any reason you are not happy with your purchase, please contact me prior to leaving negative or neutral feedback and I will do my best to resolve it to our mutual satisfaction.
Payment
Made through Paypal.

You do not need a PayPal Account to pay for your items through PayPal!!!

You can choose the PayPal Option during checkout. After you submit your order click the “Pay Now” button. Scroll Down and you will see the option to pay with a Credit or Debit Card WITHOUT having to sign up for a PayPal account.

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Shipping
Please allow for 3-5 business days for creating, packaging and processing. I ship only after the full payment has been received. Custom items may take longer for packaging and processing, contact me for details.
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TIMES
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PROCESSING TIME: Orders are prepared and shipped within 3-5 business days of your order. After purchase, you can see an estimated date of when your order will ship next to the order information on your 'purchases' page.

USA customers will have their mail ground shipped and according to Canada Post it usually takes 7-12 business days to arrive. (This is an estimate, it can take 4-6 weeks to arrive)

Canadian customers, according to Canada Post, your package should take 3-5 business days to arrive.

Shipping to all other countries can take up to 2 months to arrive.

* These are estimated times by Canada Post and are not guaranteed. Please allow plenty of time for your package to arrive for your big day.
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Shipping Upgrades
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Shipping upgrades are always available, please contact me in advance for any shipping upgrades you'd like to add.
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How they are sent
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My cards come wrapped in cellophane and are sent in a rigid envelope. Some cards may be sent with recycled cardboard to prevent bending.
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Duties/Customs
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*Please note that buyers are responsible for any duties or customs that may be incurred.

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Please make sure your Etsy address is correct. That is the one I use for shipping.
Additional policies and FAQs
CUSTOM ORDERS: I welcome custom projects. Please message me with your inquiry, including as much information as possible.