CynicalRedhead's Shop Announcement

Because thoughtful, personal, meaningful gifts are the very best gifts.

My current favorite inspirations: The Walking Dead - Dr. Who - Breaking Bad - Sylvia Plath - Harry Potter - and always TV and books, books, books...



NOTE: Priority Shipping refers only to the USPS mail, not the time taken to make and package your order. All orders are subject to a 5-7 business day wait before being shipped.

I do not guarantee shipping times by the USPS. I am not responsible for lost packages or customs charges. You will receive a tracking number when your order ships.

I do everything I can to conserve paper and will not include a receipt unless requested. You can view your receipt via your Etsy account at any time, which also includes tracking for your package.

Illinois residents will pay 6.75% sales tax.


All items will ship out in 7 business days unless otherwise noted in listing. Business days do not include weekends or holidays.

I want your items to be perfect when they ship out to you, and that means I need to give them the attention they deserve.

If you need something in a rush, please contact me here BEFORE purchasing. Please do not purchase and then leave a note at checkout saying it needs to be mailed immediately as this is not always possible. I do all of my own making, packaging and shipping, and all of these things take time.

Please contact me if you want insurance on your package or a shipping upgrade, and I will send you a price quote and create a custom listing for you, if you like.

I ship to the address you provide on Etsy, so please make sure it is correct. If you want your order shipped out to someone else, just leave a note at checkout, and I can include a note from you as well, if you like.


I specialize in personalized metal jewelry, but also love making woodland, horror themed and nautical jewelry.

Much of my metal jewelry is inspired by my love of reading and the words of my favorite authors and poets. I love making things that appeal to fellow nerds who love books, movies, music and TV as much as I do.


My little cuff links were featured as an editor favorite in the September 2011 issue of CrossStitcher magazine in the UK!

BRIDES & GROOMS: I am happy to do matching cuff links, headbands, necklaces, rings, earrings, etc. . They make perfect gifts for your wedding party.


This shop accepts Etsy Gift Cards.