damnfrenchdesserts' Shop Announcement


Welcome to Damn French Desserts' Atelier in Etsy. 

Chartered in Madrid, Damn French Desserts is Purveyor of Macabre Exquisiteness.

Our unique pieces of this and that contain obscure Victorian ephemera, dark surrealism and a considerably amount of sense of humour.

 We humbly invite you to lose yourselves in the subtle splendor of our handmade creations.

Come on, admit it ...You were dying to have one of these!

C & M (Damn French Desserts Master Minds)


Customized handmade stationery
- Cards
- Invitations (weddings, birthdays, parties, special occasions)
- Tags
- Labels and Stickers
- Little Books
- Vintage Looking Games

Digital Works
Customized Stationery, web sites, micro sites, banners, profiles, small ads ...

Dioramas, Miniatures, Apothecaries and Bottles

Zombies, crime scene evidences, labels and customized putrid elements to decorate your cabinets.

Dive into our collection of this and that and you'll find a wide range of gifts for people with an endless wicked good taste but limited budget. If you don't find what you are looking for, just ask, the sky is the limit!


All our orders are CERTIFIED so you can track the status anytime. If a package is lost, customers get either a refund or a replacement order.

NOTICE: Certified mailing means that in case there's nobody home at the time of delivering the order, a notice will be left with full information about the way to get your package.

Transit time may vary depending on the season but the average is around 7-10 working days (to U.S, Canada and Australia). Delays may be caused by U.S customs random inspections.

Customers can request getting their packages using U.P.S, please ask for rates.


All of our orders are CERTIFIED so you can track the status anytime. If a package is LOST, customers get either a refund or a replacement order.

Unfortunately a seller cannot guarantee the treatment of the package in transit by any postal service, but OUR aim is offering impeccable customer service. If any of our items get to you in bad shape, broken, or shattered like your ex’s heart, please send it back to our DFD Mad Lab (sorry we cannot cover these shipping expenses) and we'll be glad to send you a brand new article.

☠ ☠ ☠ WHERE TO FIND US? ☠ ☠ ☠

Our showroom in Etsy
Our Display Cabinet in Facebook:

Your messages are always welcome at dfdstore[at]

This shop accepts Etsy Gift Cards.