darlingclandestine
Announcement
Hi, gorgeous! The best place to get updates on what's coming next from me is @darlingclandestine on Instagram, and the best way to contact me directly is right here on Etsy. AND AND, if you want to get in on some sweet DC newsletter action, send an email with the subject line "Optimus Prime" to dcrequestline [!at] gmail.com.
And listen. You make my heart explode every day. I am astonished time and again at how you keep coming back and at all the love you give my shop, after all these years, with so many cool new indie shops these days to choose from. I hope I've told you this enough. I want to tell you more. Holy freaking sharks, I love you.
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Reviews
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Krystle on May 16, 2023
5 out of 5 starsI've been purchasing from Darling Clandestine for quite a few years now, especially for the "weirder" scents she's been known for. Marauding Queen does not disappoint. There's a pleasant sharpness I imagine comes from the tamarind, but isn't gourmand. I've already gone through half my bottle, I hope it sticks around a while because I will need a backup!
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Mari on Jan 29, 2023
5 out of 5 starsDC Mad as Birds is one of my favorite things I’ve ever smelled.
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May on Jan 27, 2023
5 out of 5 starsTo my nose this smells nice and fruity with a pear top note, mixed in with a bit of earthy herbal notes.
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Dante on May 23, 2023
5 out of 5 starsCame super fast despite being a pre-order, and the scent is *amazing*-- so lovely, a "your skin but better" sort of scent is the only way I can explain it but it really is more complex and awesome than that!
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Andi on May 23, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThis will forever be one of my favorite scents. It's deep and sexy and a little dirty and just...uhnf! I get compliments whenever I wear it.
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Andi on May 23, 2023
5 out of 5 starsThis perfectly captures "garden during a thunderstorm". It's green and stone and wet all at once.
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Andi on May 23, 2023
5 out of 5 starsSmells absolutely divine! Definitely going into my regular rotation.
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About darlingclandestine
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Shop members
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Evonne
Owner, Creator
I got a cobra snake for a necktie.
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Leif
Designer
Leif designs the prettiest of my product labels. He's a cowboy turned book historian turned video game journalist. See his reviews at IGN, VICE, Playboy and more. Sometimes he updates his portfolio. http://leifjohnson.pressfolios.com/
Production partners
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Leif Johnson
San Francisco, CA
Leif did this-here collage design! The pin was printed by Sticker Mule.
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Todd Z
Milwaukee, WI
Todd helps me keep my sh*t together, working out budgets, inventory, packing and shipping, and all the other stuff I'm terrible at, so I can focus on the creative parts. It's a pretty sweet deal tbh, for me AND for you.
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Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.