Dear Drunk Girl,

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Leslie Henkel

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Leslie Henkel


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Last updated on May 10, 2022
Hey there, thanks for checking out Dear Drunk Girl. You clearly rule! I welcome any questions about the Tight Pantsy Drew Mystery zines, the prints, the bottlescraps, the great unfathomable, and all other sticky issues (which can be dealt with at

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Returns and exchanges
No refunds, but if you aren't happy with your purchase, please let me know and I'll try to help via an even exchange, a mix cd, or a special "I'm Sorry" mystery package. See below re: warnings of content and pokiness.
I accept Paypal, money orders, or personal checks (checks will be held for 5 days, even though I trust you).

If you require or prefer the scrappier mail-order way, you can visit for more info on how to do that, whilst seeing more awesome DIY merch!
Dear Drunk Girl will ship anywhere in the USA for $1, or fiddy cents for multiple orders.

International buyers, as of right now I'm thinking $2 for single orders, and $1.50 for multiple orders.
Additional policies and FAQs
Please note that this merch is "mature", as in, the zines do contain some twenty-something-ish language/intoxicants/sexual situations, and the bottlescrap jewelry is hewn from real bottlecaps collected from real bars and some okay parties, which--while clean (the caps, maybe not the bars or the parties) and no pointier than your average vintage metal flower brooch--may still be too pointy for your average kid. The prints, however, are fairly safe (do not eat!), and when hung in a nursery, will produce whimsical iconoclasts and happily starving artists!

Custom orders - if you have an idea for something you would like in a bottlescrap, print, or featured as art in an upcoming TPD zine, let me know.

Issues - if you have issues (real or fictional), send them to me at deardrunkgirl(at)gmail(dot)com, and they may be dealt with anonymously on my blog at, included as a plot point in an upcoming issue of the zine, and will earn you a mystery surprise package of goodness!