Graphically Designed Doodads & Whatnots

Pensacola, Florida
2,191 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars

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Note from shop owner Greetings Designpathologists! Etsy sucks. If you are interested in browsing my shop, visit me at DESIGNPATHOLOGY.COM.

Please follow @designpathology on Instagram for pretty pictures and fun facts!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on May 13, 2021

Greetings Designpathologists! Etsy sucks. If you are interested in browsing my shop, visit me at DESIGNPATHOLOGY.COM.

Please follow @designpathology on Instagram for pretty pictures and fun facts!

Ashley the Magnificent

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Ashley the Magnificent


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About designpathology

Sales 2,191
On Etsy since 2011

A love of science and art.

I’m a Graphic Designer with a love of pathology. Hence DESIGNPATHOLOGY!

The literal translation of "designpathology" is "the study of the diseases of design". Since a cornerstone of design is fixing and refreshing designs of the past, I don't think I could have found a better identity.

I am a military spouse and mom of 3 who finds time to freelance when no one’s looking. I enjoy cartoons, gaming, and odd nerd culture stuff, so a lot of my designs are based on these. When I collect a spare dollar or two I buy new machines and learn new skills, allowing me to diversify the type of things I can create.

Shop members

  • Ashley the Magnificent

    Owner, Designer

    Navy wife, mom of 3. Happy Graphic Designer. I sell things on Etsy as a way to pass the time when I'm not packing up our stuff to move again.

Production partners

  • Enamel Pin Producer

    United Kingdom

    Makers of fine enameled metallic doodads.

  • Wood Engraving

    Charlotte, NC

    Laser engraves high-quality wooden accessories.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 30, 2017
Designpathology features original, esoteric gifts and accessories. I pull my inspiration from science, Sci-Fi, comics, music, pop culture, everyday life, and my own absurd thoughts. I intend to post new items regularly (but I don't) and I always enjoy custom orders.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
I want happy customers! Not those angry, sad ones. I make quality stuff here and I stand behind it. If you are not satisfied with your order, please let me know within thirty (30) days of purchase. I'll replace or refund it at no extra cost. Returned items must be in their original, unused condition.
I accept payments through Etsy checkout and Paypal. Payment is due at the time of purchase. Orders will not be shipped until payment is cleared. Orders that have NOT shipped may be cancelled by contacting me via message with a cancellation request. Orders that have already shipped may not be cancelled. Custom orders may not be cancelled or returned.
We ship most items via First Class USPS as it tends to be the cheapest option for small, light parcels. If you need your items faster, simply select a faster shipping speed at checkout. Handling time is different for each item and custom orders can take up to 2 weeks before shipping. Orders are processed on M-F (business days) only. I do not work on holidays. Please consider the handling time when you place your order to ensure you will receive it in time. I am not responsible for any taxes or fees collected by your country upon delivery.
Additional policies and FAQs
We are always happy to fulfill custom orders. Drop us a message and let us know your idea and we'll let you know if we can do it, if we want to, and how much it will cost you.

Disclaimer: Designpathology does NOT recommend placing Park Like Shit Award Magnets onto random vehicles. People who park like garbage are also usually giant jerks with no sense of humor. These soft magnets are safe for painted metal surfaces, however I am not responsible for damage to vehicles or people as a result of presentation of an Award.