DippyfishCards

Naughty but niche greetings cards with a lot of heart

London, United Kingdom

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Announcement TA DAHHHHHHHHH! After roughly 40 years of drawing cards for people and spreading joy and felt tip smudges to friends and family, I am finally going all capitalist and prostituting my art to the world at large... Expect rudeness, double entendres, terrible puns, nerdtastic movie references, and just all kinds of things you can post to people to make them smile. There ain't enough of that in the world. Sprinkle that kindness shit everywhere, and let me help you. And as a by product, help enable my bacon and gin habits... Thank for stopping by... You stay classy, Etsy...

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Last updated on Feb 5, 2021

TA DAHHHHHHHHH! After roughly 40 years of drawing cards for people and spreading joy and felt tip smudges to friends and family, I am finally going all capitalist and prostituting my art to the world at large... Expect rudeness, double entendres, terrible puns, nerdtastic movie references, and just all kinds of things you can post to people to make them smile. There ain't enough of that in the world. Sprinkle that kindness shit everywhere, and let me help you. And as a by product, help enable my bacon and gin habits... Thank for stopping by... You stay classy, Etsy...

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Featured items

Funny Father's Day Card, Farter's Day Card, Fart card, Rude Father's Day card, Japanese art

$4.77

Dinosaur Father’s Day Card, Dinosaur, card for dad, card for stepdad, card for grandpa, Grandad, cute, dinomite, Trex

$3.92

Funny pony Father’s Day card, card for girl, cute, daughter, birthday card

$3.92

Funny Father's Day Card, Dad, Stepdad, Fosterdad, father figure, Happy Father's Day Motherclucker

$3.92

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Game of Scones, Jam First, Cream First card, Funny GOT card, Cream tea card

$4.77

Guinea Pig print, Here all wheek, cute guinea pig art, funny Guinea pig, puns

$32.67

Cockwomble card, Sweary Card, Grumpy frog card, Cockwomble card, Frog card

$4.77

River Song, Hello Sweetie, Happy Birthday Sweetie, Dr Who Birthday card

$3.92

Funny Bunny Card, valentine card, love card, birthday, anniversary, Crazy for you, Bunny card, Bunny boiler, Card for boyfriend, card for gi

$4.77

Dik-Dik card, Animal pun greetings card, Valentine card, anniversary card, birthday card Dik Dik, Dick pic, rude card, quirky card

$3.92

Funny seagull Card, Birthday card, My milkshake, seagull, birthday card funny card, quirky card, rude card, Valentine card

$4.77

Dog Anniversary card, Love Card, Card for wife, Card for girlfriend, dog greetings card, happy anniversary, card for her

$4.77

Superlike you card, superhero card, anniversary card, superhero birthday, superhero valentine, Card for boyfriend, card for girlfriend

$3.92

Rude oyster birthday card card, Shuck you, Pun, funny love card, rude anniversary card, oyster pun, Valentine card

$4.77

Cute beaver card, birthday card, Valentine card, anniversary card for her, card for girlfriend, wife, fiancee

$4.77

Butch Please, Lesbian Valentine card, Vagenda, LGBT, Love card, Funny Valentine card, rude Valentine card

$4.77

Facehugger card, Hug card, cuddle monster, alien, Sci fi card, cheer up card

$3.92

Oyster Wedding, anniversary card, Valentine card, love card, Card for couple, card for her, card for him, gender neutral love card

$4.77

Vintage birthday card for girlfriend, Valentine wiener, Rude card for girlfriend, birthday card, rude card, wiener, sausage joke

$4.77

Giraffe card, Giraffe group hug, hug card, birthday card, cheer up card

$4.77

Cute hug card, Cuddle monster, card for friend, cheer up card, birthday card

$4.77

Rude Cock card, we love cock, rude birthday card for her, card for him, funny birthday card, Valentine card

$4.77

Rude tits birthday card, valentine card, Tits, birds, great tits, rude card, the tits

$4.77

Rude boobies card, Valentine card, birthday card, boobies, birthday card, We Love Boobies, card for him, card for her

$4.77

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Rude cockatoo card, Valentine card, birthday card, i love a cockatoo, Cockatoo, Elvis Card, card for parrot fans

$4.77

Funny, Rude, Card bundle (4 designs), rude cards, funny cards, dirty birds, multipack, tits, cock, boobies

$16.66

Viking Girl Card

$4.77

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Sourdough Wanker Birthday card, lockdown card, Rude baking card, hipster birthday, card for him, baking card, quarantine card, cheer up card

$4.77

Cthulhu Christmas Card, Lovecraft, Happy (HP) Christmas, quirky christmas, nerdy christmas, Fhtagn!

$4.77

Glowworm postcard, Cheer up card, poem, cute

$2.61

Funny baby card, baby shower, rude baby card

$4.77

Fuck off, please turn over double sided card, birthday card, cheer up card, card for best friend

$4.90

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Funny Robin Christmas card, Rockin Robins, Metal Christmas, Hope your Christmas Rocks

$4.77

Watercolour Bird prints, Puffin, Kingfisher, Wren, Hoopoe, Sandpiper, Secretary Bird, gift for birdlover, Bird watching gift, cute birbs

$13.72

Card bundle - choice of 10 cards

$39.21

Bumble Bee card, Don't worry bee happy, cute bee, bee pun, cheer up card, blank card

$4.77

A4 Gin Prosecco print, mothers day gift gin gift, prosecco gift, gift idea, wine lover gift, gin lover gift

$19.60

Funny poo postcard, deja poo, toilet humour, cheer up card, keep going, poo emoji

$2.61

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How we Roll, Toilet Roll joke postcard, cheer up card

$2.61

Toilet roll Don't Panic joke card, Toilet humour, Cheer up card, Keep going

$2.61

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Anna on May 19, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Fab card for my Devonian wife, with whom I always have the debate regarding whether the cream or jam goes on first! After 13 years we still don't agree!! Lol Love the decorated envelope too! Great card, quick postage, brilliant seller... I'll definitely be back soon! Thank you :)

Game of Scones, Jam First, Cream First card, Funny GOT card, Cream tea card

Game of Scones, Jam First, Cream First card, Funny GOT card, Cream tea card
Lisa Marie on May 5, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Adorable design! Excellent quality and top notch service too. Love, love, LOVE Dippy Fish Cards!

Cute Seahorse card, cute seaside card, cute undersea birthday card, Bubble buddy card

Cute Seahorse card, cute seaside card, cute undersea birthday card, Bubble buddy card
Gill on Feb 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Super quick delivery

Cute Seahorse card, cute seaside card, cute undersea birthday card, Bubble buddy card

Cute Seahorse card, cute seaside card, cute undersea birthday card, Bubble buddy card
Joanne on May 27, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Excellent card and fantastic personalisation. Seller couldn’t do enough for me. Would absolutely be my first look if I need a card for anything

Rude boobies card, Valentine card, birthday card, boobies, birthday card, We Love Boobies, card for him, card for her

Rude boobies card, Valentine card, birthday card, boobies, birthday card, We Love Boobies, card for him, card for her
Jess on May 26, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

The card didn’t come with a lime green envelope like the description says, but the card itself is so well made and lovely, it really didn’t matter! It was also delivered the very next day, so top marks! Will definitely be ordering from this store again. Very happy customer, thank you!

Funny Horror card, Father’s Day, Birthday Pun, movie fan, Jason Voorhees, Friday 13th, Congratulations card, Father's Day Card

Funny Horror card, Father’s Day, Birthday Pun, movie fan, Jason Voorhees, Friday 13th, Congratulations card, Father's Day Card
Louise on May 22, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Super fast delivery, and my friend LOVED both the card and the drawings on the envelope! Thanks very much! :)

Wine drinker birthday, wine birthday card, funny mum/girlfriend card, red wine card, wine drinker, mermaid card

Wine drinker birthday, wine birthday card, funny mum/girlfriend card, red wine card, wine drinker, mermaid card
Chris on May 19, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect in every way...what a delight....I am just about to order another from the same person.

Opera card, theatre, birthday card, Good luck, break a leg, blank inside

Opera card, theatre, birthday card, Good luck, break a leg, blank inside
Wendy on May 9, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

A fabulous card, thank you.

Fuck it Fairy card, Rude Fairy card, Fairy card for BFF

Fuck it Fairy card, Rude Fairy card, Fairy card for BFF
justin on May 7, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Thank you this is great love the little touches to the delivery envelope my daughter is gonna love this

River Song, Hello Sweetie, Happy Birthday Sweetie, Dr Who Birthday card

River Song, Hello Sweetie, Happy Birthday Sweetie, Dr Who Birthday card
Karen on May 5, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great postcard thanks 😊

How we Roll, Toilet Roll joke postcard, cheer up card

How we Roll, Toilet Roll joke postcard, cheer up card

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Sales 2,861

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Daft ginger artfart who spends her life drawing silly nonsense to shove up people’s postboxes

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