Novelty gag gifts, matchboxes, custom matches n stuff

| Burlington, Vermont

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About dippylulu

Sales 9,366
On Etsy since 2007

Forced to add a headline here.

Farting was forbidden in my household growing up. Of course there were exceptions, like my father and (sometimes) my brothers. But as a young lady, I was forbidden any violations of decorum. I had to keep it bottled up for queen and country.

Fast forward an undisclosed number of years: my Etsy shop opened in 2007 featuring paper goods, including cutesy matchboxes, but no real theme or focus. Then I recalled that matches could be used not only for lighting ciggs (also forbidden in my household), but also for concealing the evidence of a nether indiscretion. Farty Lites soon made their first appearance, followed by a continuing series of releases on related themes.

My shop is always evolving, but to a large degree, it will always be rooted in those stifled childhood moments. Join me and celebrate our common humanity.

Shop members

  • LuLu

    Owner, Creator, Perpetrator

Shop policies

Last updated on September 28, 2017
Welcome to the home of weird and wonderful matchbox products.

I love to do wholesale and custom orders for your parties, birthdays, showers, weddings, Mardis Gras, tailgating or clambakes. I am very convo friendly.

All my items come from a super clean smoke free home.

Accepted payment methods

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
Returns are considered on a case by case basis. Please contact me with any questions.
I'm sorry, I only accept cash or cheques if you're my Mum.
Everything listed is in stock and ready to ship excluding custom items.

I aim to ship within 48 hours of payment excluding weekends and holidays. If in your experience it has been known for packages to go missing or get damaged on the way to your home, please contact me to arrange some insurance.
Additional policies and FAQs
It's not me that farts a lot. Honest.