Announcement Sadly the popular Sgt. Pooper's is low stock this season due to box supply issues. I will list a limited amount daily. Check back if you want to grab them.
Sadly the popular Sgt. Pooper's is low stock this season due to box supply issues. I will list a limited amount daily. Check back if you want to grab them.
Wedding matchbox favors, personalized birthday anniversary celebration -- Push your luck with Vegas Lites
Gag gift fart matchboxes stocking stuffer Vegas style -- Lucky Lites. Novelty matchbox funny gift. Set of three match boxes. Viva Las Vegas!
Stocking stuffer novelty book gag gift matchbox set -- Fifty Shades of Brown. Great secret santa gift
Stocking stuffer gag gift - Literary Lites III. Novelty white elephant gift. Book lovers delight! Mini book matchboxes. Dippylulu classic.
Stocking stuffer gag gift parody matchboxes -- Harold Potty Lites. Literary lovers secret santa.
Elegant triangle matchbox gift set -- British D-Lites -- Stained glass sections. Set of three matchboxes. Cute mini gift.
Stocking stuffer funny gag gift matchboxes -- Your sh/t does indeed stink. Set of three matchboxes. MATURE
Stocking stuffer gag gift matchbox Literary Lites -- When the air thickens, so should the plot. Tiny mini matchbooks. Dippylulu classics.
Book stocking stuffer gag gift -- Collected Works of Literary Lites. Boxed set of farty fun. Hilarious set of mini book matches. 9 fun boxes
Stocking stuffer gag giftmatchbox set. Gift for coworker office prank. White elephant exchange. Gift for no reason.
Stocking stuffer matchbox gift -- Literary Lites IV. Library gift. Book lover gag gift. Novelty matchboxes. Set of three mini book matches.
Valentine matchboxes -- Lovely Literary Lites. Girlfriend gift. Boyfriend gift. Lovers gag gift. Cute and funny literary gift. Book lovers.
Novelty stocking stuffer tiny book gag gift set -- Literary Lites II. Hilarious literary lovers gift. Matchboxes that look like mini books.
Hilarious anti valentine gag gift matchboxes -- Anti Love Literary Lites. Lovers tiff. Anti valentine gift. Boyfriend gift. Girlfriend gift.
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Hostess Anglophile gift -- British D-Lites -- Structures. Ste of three elegant triangle matchboxes. Great candle gift.
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Bonita on Jan 12, 20225 out of 5 stars
Looks great in person. Can’t wait to gift with a funny candle
Erin on Jan 10, 20225 out of 5 stars
I have always wanted to keep matches in the powder room and the packaging on these were great and I couldn't resist. Love them!
Laurel on Dec 28, 20215 out of 5 stars
Always a Christmas stocking stuffer favorite!
And, as always prompt delivery.
Jennifer on Dec 27, 20215 out of 5 stars
Hilarious and high quality. I will definitely be checking out the other items you offer
sweetwhispr on Dec 25, 20215 out of 5 stars
Provided lots of laughs! Great stocking stuffer!
Rachel on Dec 19, 20215 out of 5 stars
This is the second year I have ordered these for Christmas stocking, and I'm going to make it a tradition as long as I can. These are really great quality, super cute, plus the matches themselves are of good quality.
Tatiana on Dec 19, 20215 out of 5 stars
Loved this item! I put it in my advent calendar for my husband and he has loved every single one of them. A nice touch to add to our bathroom and guest bathroom!
Carol on Dec 17, 20215 out of 5 stars
OMG these are fantastic! Quick shipping too!
Carol on Dec 17, 20215 out of 5 stars
OMG fantastic!!!! Love them! Fast shipping too!
Susan on Dec 16, 20215 out of 5 stars
Super fun! Exactly as described!
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Farting was forbidden in my household growing up. Of course there were exceptions, like my father and (sometimes) my brothers. But as a young lady, I was forbidden any violations of decorum. I had to keep it bottled up for queen and country.
Fast forward an undisclosed number of years: my Etsy shop opened in 2007 featuring paper goods, including cutesy matchboxes, but no real theme or focus. Then I recalled that matches could be used not only for lighting ciggs (also forbidden in my household), but also for concealing the evidence of a nether indiscretion. Farty Lites soon made their first appearance, followed by a continuing series of releases on related themes.
My shop is always evolving, but to a large degree, it will always be rooted in those stifled childhood moments. Join me and celebrate our common humanity.
Owner, Creator, Perpetrator
I love to do wholesale and custom orders for your parties, birthdays, showers, weddings, Mardis Gras, tailgating or clambakes. I am very convo friendly.
All my items come from a super clean smoke free home.
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I aim to ship within 48 hours of payment excluding weekends and holidays. If in your experience it has been known for packages to go missing or get damaged on the way to your home, please contact me to arrange some insurance.