tgiaimo83 on Aug 7, 2016
Love them! I can't wait to give them to the girls at my bachelorette! 😁 Seller was very accommodating since I was on a time crunch!
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Farting was forbidden in my household growing up. Of course there were exceptions, like my father and (sometimes) my brothers. But as a young lady, I was forbidden any violations of decorum. I had to keep it bottled up for queen and country.
Fast forward an undisclosed number of years: my Etsy shop opened in 2007 featuring paper goods, including cutesy matchboxes, but no real theme or focus. Then I recalled that matches could be used not only for lighting ciggs (also forbidden in my household), but also for concealing the evidence of a nether indiscretion. Farty Lites soon made their first appearance, followed by a continuing series of releases on related themes.
My shop is always evolving, but to a large degree, it will always be rooted in those stifled childhood moments. Join me and celebrate our common humanity.
Owner, Creator, Perpetrator
I love to do wholesale and custom orders for your parties, birthdays, showers, weddings, Mardis Gras, tailgating or clambakes. I am very convo friendly.
All my items come from a super clean smoke free home.
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I ship within 24-48 hours of cleared payment excluding weekends and holidays. If in your experience it has been known for packages to go missing or get damaged on the way to your home, please contact me to arrange some insurance.