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DirtySanchez

beeswax soap and a crappy attitude

651 Sales

DirtySanchez

beeswax soap and a crappy attitude

651 Sales On Etsy since 2008

0 out of 5 stars
(485)

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questions? comments? special requests? dirty propositions? email me at rd112 [!at] yahoo.com

i'm also an etsy buyer - www.rache.etsy.com

Announcement

cyber monday special - 20% off your order all day, november 26th (or until my lazy ass remembers to deactivate it...) just use coupon code CYBER20 at checkout!

*********************************************************************************************

party at the Scheißehaus: https://www.facebook.com/DirtySanchezSoap

become a facebook fan for all updates, fan discounts, and general dumbassery.

________________________________________________________________

questions? comments? special requests? dirty propositions? email me at rd112 [!at] yahoo.com

i'm also an etsy buyer - www.rache.etsy.com

DirtySanchez

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Anonymous on Feb 7, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

OH MY GOD THIS SOAP IS AMAZING. Especially when I get it wet and rub it over my body. it works best that way. you should maybe include some directions or some shit. It took me forever to figure that out.

Anonymous on Jan 29, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Anonymous on Dec 28, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

Another win! I'm getting my friends addicted to your soaps. Great formula for my skin, and I love the scents.

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Shop policies

Last updated on April 14, 2012
thank you for shopping at dirtysanchez! i strive to bring you a wide range of high quality, handcrafted soaps, and all the sarcasm legally allowed.

while all my recipes are thoroughly tested prior to release - read: foisted upon family and friends, who are then mercilessly grilled for feedback and closely examined for rashes, itchy bumps, or nasty lesions - please remember that handmade soap differs significantly from commercial soap, and may perform differently. because this soap contains no preservatives and retains a small percentage of unsaponified oils, its shelf life will be measured in months (not geological ages, like store-bought soap.) please remember that this is an advantage of handcrafted soap - not a defect!

to extend the life of your handmade soap, and to help keep it looking, smelling, and feeling as nice as it did the day you bought it, be sure to store your bars in a cool, dry place until you're ready to use them, and keep them on a soap dish between uses. for best results, use within six months of purchase.

above all, enjoy your soap - and remember to always conserve water, particularly by showering with friends!

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Payment
payment is required within two days of purchase, or the order will be cancelled. customer is responsible for all taxes (including 7% new jersey sales tax for in-state sales,) insurance, customs, and baksheesh that may apply.
Shipping
orders placed during the week will be packed over the weekend and shipped the first business day thereafter. domestic orders up to 13 ounces will be mailed USPS first class; domestic orders over 13 ounces, and all international orders, will be mailed USPS priority.
Refunds and Exchanges
please remember that unlike santa claus, i cannot see you when you're sleeping and have no idea when you're awake; however i am fully aware of all the body parts you've been washing with that bar of soap. for that reason, i cannot accept returns and all sales are final.
Additional policies and FAQs
please bear in mind that i'm not a doctor, nor do i play one on tv, and i make no claims or guarantees regarding any of the ingredients in my soaps. if you have any concerns about a particular item or how it might react with your individual condition, i encourage you to seek the advice of your physician.