eristicpatterns

Discordian Odds & Ends

South Dakota, United States · 156 Sales

eristicpatterns

Discordian Odds & Ends

South Dakota, United States 156 Sales On Etsy since 2009

5 out of 5 stars
(44)

Announcement   Use code GRABIT10 to get 10% off any order, no minimum!
Please note: the RAW spiral rings are no longer available, and will probably not be available again any time soon as the correct materials have proven impossible to find. Please do not send the shop a message asking about that item. If I can find the supplies, more will come. In the mean time, I'll be working on posting other goods. Thank you for your patronage and hail Eris!

Announcement
Last updated on Feb 15, 2016

Use code GRABIT10 to get 10% off any order, no minimum!
Please note: the RAW spiral rings are no longer available, and will probably not be available again any time soon as the correct materials have proven impossible to find. Please do not send the shop a message asking about that item. If I can find the supplies, more will come. In the mean time, I'll be working on posting other goods. Thank you for your patronage and hail Eris!

Monica King

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Monica King

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(44)
Cyrus Bufkin

Cyrus Bufkin on Jun 14, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

The glaze is well done, and the packaging is top notch! Truly Erisian in content. Fun for all ages!

richiejmcfadden

richiejmcfadden on Feb 26, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Thank You MCG, KSC Received it today in perfect condition :-) Hail Eris!! All Hail Discordia!!! Regards Richie 23 KSC ;-)

Jami Kempen

Jami Kempen on Mar 19, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

I just love this item. My only suggestion is to maybe used something heavier for the "A" and the triangle pieces. The plastic just doesn't have quite enough weight when compared with the lovely beads of the rosary.

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About

From Soaps to Popes

Eristic Patterns started out towards the end of Aftermath in 3175 (2009) as a shop called Discordia's Apple, which was at first a jewelry and accessories shop that later became a soap shop. In 3178, I stopped selling soaps. It wasn't until Confuflux of 3179 (2013) that I decided I should open a shop just for Discordian goodies. So here it is now, 4 years later, in its third incarnation, this time full of goodies for every Discordian pope, mome, priest, or high priestess.

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  • Monika C. Göttindóttir

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    My birth name is Monica C. King, but I prefer to go by my holy name, Monica C. Göttindóttir. I've been a Discordian since I was a teen, and I've always liked to make things... which finally led me to start the Eristic Patterns shop!

Shop policies

Last updated on March 15, 2016
Hello, and welcome to the Eristic Patterns Etsy shop! I believe that handmade goods are the best goods to sell, buy, and cherish. I hope you will enjoy the items listed for sale in this store!

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
I accept PayPal, PayPal eCheck*, credit cards** and Etsy gift cards. If none of these payment methods work for you, I will gladly accept money orders and personal checks if you let me know before placing your order.

*PayPal eCheck may take up to 4 days to clear. Your order will be shipped only after payment via eCheck has cleared.
**Please allow one extra day for payment processing before your order will ship.

I request that all payments be sent within 3 business days of your order date so that I can mail your order out sooner.
Shipping
All U.S. domestic orders will be shipped via USPS First Class or 2-day Priority Flat Rate. International orders will be shipped via USPS First Class or International Priority Flat Rate.
For U.S. orders: If your parcel has been sent but did not arrive, please contact your local post office before contacting me to make sure that the package has not been held.
For CAN/MEX orders: Priority Flat Rate parcels may take 6-10 days to reach your post center. First Class international may take 16-20 days.
For other Int'l orders: Please allow up to 30 days for your parcel to arrive. Priority may arrive in as soon as 10 days but will usually take longer depending on your region.

If any item you order does not arrive in an appropriate time frame, please contact me so we can work out a new order or refund.
Refunds and Exchanges
I do my best to package my items in such a way that they will not be damaged during shipping. If something you ordered from my shop arrives broken, simply mail it back and I will fix it for you free of charge. If a charm on a necklace or other object breaks during shipping, just let me know and I will get a new charm to you as soon as possible.

Refunds (minus shipping costs) will only be given [via PayPal only] for orders that do not arrive that you do not want to reorder.
Additional policies and FAQs
I am not accepting custom orders at this time. Please note that any item listed as LIMITED EDITION is truly that--a limited edition. This means that once a stock is sold out, it will not be replenished. The usual reason is that the materials to make an item are no longer available, or they are very hard to find.