DopeDryMunchies

Dope Dry Munchies

Austin, Texas
| 1,798 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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Announcement    Hi all! Nesta and I are taking orders again. Kisses. ❤️🍉

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Last updated on Jun 26, 2022

Hi all! Nesta and I are taking orders again. Kisses. ❤️🍉

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About DopeDryMunchies

Sales 1,798
On Etsy since 2020

Additive free. No preservatives. Nothing but the fruit and the beats from my bleeding heart.

My munchies are for everyone. Flight attendants, Personal Trainers, Tree Trimmers, Firefighters, Security guards, Uber drivers, LYFT drivers and Beekeepers. And cops have bought my dope.

Product does not contain cannabis. Sorry. 100% dried fruit. Dope bags are fresh and never more than a week old. No sulfur dioxide. Check me out on Instagram @DopeDryMunchies

Shop members

  • Mike

    Owner

    There’s no dope in my bags. The bags are dope, hence the name; “dope bags” I’m not sure if a semi-colon was supposed to go there. I’m not an English teacher. I cut fruit and tell jokes. I love you.

  • Nesta

    Assistant

    I only eat organic and my owner talks to me like I’m human. Mike is compensating for not having children.

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Last updated on May 11, 2022

Frequently asked questions

Why are you single?

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Can I order a custom mix?

Most of the time, yes. Depends on availability.

Wholesale availability

Wholesale is available with 25 bag monthly minimum purchases. Message for details.

Care instructions

Keeping bags in the fridge give the fruit a longer shelf life. I suggest eating within 30 days. The watermelon is great if kept in the fridge. The others it doesn’t matter. Room temperature is fine. Bags are resealable.