dorkfeatures

Funny & brutally honest greeting cards and things

Newport, United Kingdom On Etsy since 2014

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dorkfeatures

Funny & brutally honest greeting cards and things

Newport, United Kingdom | 463 Sales

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Note from shop owner My shop is now closed for Christmas. Thank you everyone for your orders! Have a great Christmas/New Year x

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Dec 16, 2019

My shop is now closed for Christmas. Thank you everyone for your orders! Have a great Christmas/New Year x

Lauren Goodland

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Lauren Goodland

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About dorkfeatures

Sales 463
On Etsy since 2014

How did I get here?!

I always dreamt of making greeting cards, ever since I watched 500 Days of Summer and Tom's job was basically creating puns for greeting cards! In 2015, I made some witty illustrations/typographical designs, one being my 'I love your prickly legs' card which was an ode to all the lazy ladies (me) out there that just can't be bothered to keep their legs silky smooth. My designs got picked up by a publisher, which means they're now all across the UK and even the world - WHAT!?. They've even ended up in some of my favourite shops: Paperchase, Scribbler and Oliver Bonas!

My cards and things aren't my full-time thing, as a 9-5 graphic designer by day, I work on my cards whenever I have time to squeeze them in, but I love that these random things that come into my head are in some of my favourite shops. Thanks to everyone that supports me!

Lauren xx

Shop members

  • Lauren Goodland

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    Everything I create is based around honesty (sometimes too honest!) My cards are my outlet for all of the weird and wonderful things that come into my brain.

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