dorkfeatures

Funny & brutally honest greeting cards and things

Newport, United Kingdom · 223 Sales

dorkfeatures

Funny & brutally honest greeting cards and things

Newport, United Kingdom 223 Sales On Etsy since 2014

5 out of 5 stars
(39)

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Note from shop owner Hi all! I’m currently in the process of moving house, so things will be getting a bit hectic and boxy! My shop will probably be open some time in March or April. Thanks so much for your support! X

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Feb 11, 2018

Hi all! I’m currently in the process of moving house, so things will be getting a bit hectic and boxy! My shop will probably be open some time in March or April. Thanks so much for your support! X

Lauren Goodland

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Lauren Goodland

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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(39)
Malgorzata Kowalska

Malgorzata Kowalska on Feb 20, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Very fast shipping, cards look amazing :) greetings

Laura

Laura on Jan 17, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

I think it's unusual and different. Certainly very creative. I shall be buying a few more. Local too :)

Laura

Laura on Jan 17, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

I love this, would recommend seller. Her designs are great :)

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About

How did I get here?!

A year ago (October 2015) I made some things that came into my head into greeting cards, my head is full of these things so I simply just put them on cards. I've wanted to do this since I watched 500 days of summer back when I was 16? I remember thinking how cool Tom's job was because he got to come up with cheesy puns and make miserable Valentine's day cards (Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you whore!). What an extremely hipster way to kick start start my career.

My cards can now be found in a variety of places (which surprises me a lot when people snap photos of my cards across the UK - WHAT?!). As well as independently I sell my cards on Thortful.com and with my publisher Whale & Bird who sell them to Scribbler and lots of other lovely little shops like Crafted in my hometown of Newport. As great as it is to shop independent these companies got me to where I am now, so don't forget them too!

Lauren xx

Shop members

  • Lauren Goodland

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    Hello! I'm Lauren, I work full time as a graphic designer but in my free time I love to make tongue-in-cheek greetings cards. When I was 13 making greetings cards was literally my life goal and now I'm here *cheesy overload*

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