dorkfeatures

Funny & brutally honest greeting cards

Newport, United Kingdom · 84 Sales

dorkfeatures

Funny & brutally honest greeting cards

Newport, United Kingdom 84 Sales On Etsy since 2014

5 out of 5 stars
(10)

Announcement   There are four brand new A5 prints up on my shop to pre-order! I sent them off to print today so they should be here within the next couple of days (yay!)

Announcement

Last updated on Aug 2, 2017

There are four brand new A5 prints up on my shop to pre-order! I sent them off to print today so they should be here within the next couple of days (yay!)

Lauren Goodland

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Lauren Goodland

Two A5 prints for a tenner
Two A5 prints for a tenner
$13.26
Ctrl + Z - Sorry - Undo - Greeting Card - SALE
Ctrl + Z - Sorry - Undo - Greeting Card - SALE
$1.59
Pun King -  Greeting Card - Birthday Card - SALE
Pun King - Greeting Card - Birthday Card - SALE
$1.59
Any 3 assorted cards for a fiver - PICK AND MIX
Any 3 assorted cards for a fiver - PICK AND MIX
$6.63
Social norms - Birthday card - Greeting card
Social norms - Birthday card - Greeting card
$3.31
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About

How did I get here?!

A year ago (October 2015) I made some things that came into my head into greeting cards, my head is full of these things so I simply just put them on cards. I've wanted to do this since I watched 500 days of summer back when I was 16? I remember thinking how cool Tom's job was because he got to come up with cheesy puns and make miserable Valentine's day cards (Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you whore!). What an extremely hipster way to kick start start my career.

My cards can now be found in a variety of places (which surprises me a lot when people snap photos of my cards across the UK - WHAT?!). As well as independently I sell my cards on Thortful.com and with my publisher Whale & Bird who sell them to Scribbler and lots of other lovely little shops like Crafted in my hometown of Newport. As great as it is to shop independent these companies got me to where I am now, so don't forget them too!

Lauren xx

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  • Lauren Goodland

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    Hello! I'm Lauren, I work full time as a graphic designer but in my free time I love to make tongue-in-cheek greetings cards. When I was 13 making greetings cards was literally my life goal and now I'm here *cheesy overload*

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