DumbestProducts
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A buyer bought a gift from this shop and gave it a 5-star review!
Announcement
Welcome to The Yard Sale for Acid Casualties: DumbestProducts by Uncle Jimbo™
Each product comes with a story. When you purchase the products, you also get to tell the stories just like they're yours!
Free stories!
Free US shipping on most items, $10 worldwide unless otherwise noted. Dig? POD items ship at cost.
Announcement
Welcome to The Yard Sale for Acid Casualties: DumbestProducts by Uncle Jimbo™
Each product comes with a story. When you purchase the products, you also get to tell the stories just like they're yours!
Free stories!
Free US shipping on most items, $10 worldwide unless otherwise noted. Dig? POD items ship at cost.
Items
Featured items
All Items
Reviews
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Elise on Feb 20, 2022
5 out of 5 starsProduct is exactly as advertised, the ducks’ stare pierces into my soul each time we lock eyes. Quick shipping 10/10
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mark on Nov 29, 2021
5 out of 5 starslove this sassy little bird! bought it for xmas for a dear friend. shipped and arrived perfectly together, a lovely little item!
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Vendridi on Oct 29, 2021
5 out of 5 starsListing was hilarious, packaging was superb and even included a hand written note which is always nice, and the product is very good quality. Thanks so much!
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Jill on Oct 20, 2021
5 out of 5 starsI love my ashtray I purchased as a gift. The little story behind it being mean and haunted, lol, is the main reason I purchased it, because it’s funny. Thank you for the extra lagniappe. Item is just as pictured and described. Super fast shipping and packaged with care. I totally highly recommend this seller. Thank you Uncle Jimbo. I’ll be back for more purchases.
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Ray on Sep 28, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThe ash tray came in one piece because the packaging was excellent. The product was heavier than expected which I love and it looks way cooler in person! Thank you uncle Jimbo for this and the stickers!! I love it!
About DumbestProducts
All The Things You Never Knew You Wanted But Don't Really Need But You Buy Anyway!
So, I'm an aging punk with a bunch of kids and a wonderful wife and we collect things and make things and write things and do things and sell things here.
Mostly harmless, typically harmful.
Enjoy your stay, ask questions - and GET YOU SOME!!!
Shop members
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Uncle Jimbo™
Curator, Designer
I'm Jimbo, and I collect and make things. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. I don't really have a style, other than... it's stuff I like that makes me giggle or sigh. That's enough, right?
Production partners
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Print-On-Demand Fulfillment Center
San Jose, CA
Our production partner is vetted, well-screened and very well respected. We don't play around - neither do they.
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Someone Else
Hickory, NC
I buy only the highest quality weird crap.
Shop policies
Shipping
Customs and import taxes
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for: