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Phelan, California

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Collette Perry

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About Epicurus

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On Etsy since 2006

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I like making a piece of string into something I can wear. ~Author Unknown

My ETSY shop grew from my passion for yarn dying. It is a way to express myself artistically as well as a way to support my own fiber habit. Please join me in this journey and let me know how I can best serve your fiber needs. Take my hand and journey with me through the Mojave Desert and all of the further adventures I have throughout my life. I share these travels with you through my yarn.


Shop members

  • Collette

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

Shop policies

Last updated on May 10, 2022
Welcome to the Lazy Perry Ranch! Here you will find a variety of hand made goods. Everything is made in my home with the utmost care. Nothing is done assembly line style and everything is done by hand the old fashioned way.

Accepted payment methods

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase
I don't accept exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
I want you to be happy with your purchase. If you are unhappy for any reason PLEASE contact me and give me the opportunity to make you happy:)
I am fairly relaxed about payments. If you order and haven't paid I will let you know. If you fail to communicate with me I will wait at least a week (more if I have dealt with you before:) to cancel the sale and move on.
I ship USPS 1st class mail for all orders under 13 ounces unless you request otherwise. After 13 ounces all orders are mailed priority mail.
If you live outside the USA the same rules apply.
If you want insurance let me know and I will bill you for the cost. I am not responsible for your package if it doesn't arrive so get insurance if you are worried about it. I have NEVER had a package not arrive safe and sound with or without insurance!
Additional policies and FAQs
I have a non smoking home but I do have a cat. I store my yarn away from the cat but he does live here so if you are deathly allergic to cats you should be aware of this.