falsenostalgia

False Nostalgia - Shiny Scents & Sundries

Tennessee, United States · 1963 Sales

falsenostalgia

False Nostalgia - Shiny Scents & Sundries

Tennessee, United States 1963 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars
(1227)

falsenostalgia is taking a short break

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Note from shop owner Just stopping the shop for a bit while I catch up on orders. We'll be back soon. :)

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Jul 19, 2016

Just stopping the shop for a bit while I catch up on orders. We'll be back soon. :)

Shannon Morse

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Shannon Morse

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(1227)
Raquel

Raquel on Aug 4, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Scent wears differently on everyone, but this one starts out sweet, then mellows into something more sexy, grown-up and woodsy. Not overpowering, which is a plus for me.

Leslie Smith

Leslie Smith on Jul 25, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

I was happy to get my package seeing as it had to go by Santa clarita(a big wild fire) B it as soon as I seen the nicely and secure package I was even more happy. Even more pleased with the over all quality, I think I have a new fave scent! Love it!

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About

The Road So Far

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada. Well, not exactly.

I'm here to make you happy! I want False Nostalgia's fragrances to immerse you in your favorite fandom during your everyday life. Want your boyfriend to smell like Captain Reynolds? Easy! Obsessed with A Song of Ice And Fire? We have scents to reminds you of The Nights Watch, Dorne, and everywhere in-between (oh, and Essos too). Whether you want your living area to smell like the Weasley's home or the Winchester's Impala, we've got you covered.

- All of the fragrance oils used in our blends are phthalate-free, from reputable suppliers.
- Our roll-on perfumes are blended with Sweet Almond Oil as the carrier base, not a chemical or alcohol.
- Our soaps are lovingly made from SCRATCH, by saponifying a lye-and-liquid mixture with high quality oils and butters. Not just an easy melt-and-pour base. Where's the fun in that?
- If you see it here, I'm a HUGE fan. I don't make fragrances for a fandom unless I adore it, which means our scents make... well, sense. I'm proud to say we get many comments about "yes, this is exactly what [fill-in-the-blank] would smell like!" <3

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  • Shannon

    Owner, The Captain

  • Lord of the Sith

    Head Of Interruptions, Marketer

    I like interrupting The Captain while she's trying to fill orders. My big crushes of 2016: Black Panther and Paladin Danse.

  • Baby Stoneheart

    Customer Service, New Head Of Interruptions

    I am the cutest toddler that ever toddled!

Shop policies

Last updated on July 8, 2016
Perfumes, made-from-scratch soap, and other such items inspired by the Big Damn Heroes of Firefly, the *fantastic!* Doctor, who burns at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe, the districts of Panem, The Seven Kingdoms & Free Cities, and the non-muggle world, and the Winchester family business.

Facebook (Reviews, coupon codes, shiny new stuff): https://www.facebook.com/groups/532333773457590/

Full scent list: http://false-nostalgia.blogspot.com

Accepted payment methods

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Shipping
If you want to purchase 3 or more roll-on perfumes, feel free to convo me first for a custom listing; I can ship 5+ of them in a flat-rate mailer for $6.10. This is a particularly good option if you're buying soaps and perfumes together, or just multiple soaps!
Refunds and Exchanges
I am not responsible if Reavers steal your parcel, or the Alliance confiscates it.

Also, all sales are final, for sanitary reasons. This allows us to keep prices low!
Additional policies and FAQs
Everything is made by me, in my smoke-free, pet-free home. Creation, product-making, filling orders, label-making, supply-ordering, customer contact, etc. is all done by one person.