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Vaginament®! Meet Barbara: A great big pink vulva bauble for your fave midwife, doula, obgyn. Your bestie or the bride PVOR

The one + only purple felt One Lip Wonder Vagina Ornament! Or Vulva ornament. Or Decoration (or keychain!). Whatever floats that boat! PPOR

Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament, orange vulva bauble, feminist rearview mirror charm, thank you for midwife, doula, doctor, nurse RVOR

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Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament • green bauble vulva decoration, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you
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Vaginament® Vulva vagina Christmas tree ornament decoration feminist fertility totem rearview mirror charm {Size 3 Minka}
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Pink vulva bauble for a Christmas Tree, how very! Perfect for your midwife, a nurse graduate, your obstetrician, your local barista! PVOR
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Vaginament®! Chardonnay, one of the originals! A big snowy light pink bauble PVOR
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Vaginament! Vagina Vulva decoration yoni home decor ∙Lesbian housewarming ∙ Midwife Doula appreciation gift BVOR
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Vaginament ornament Nursing student, midwife, doula thank you gift, obgyn, doctor, precept, lamaze, Bradley method instructor GVOR
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Vaginament®! Ariel, the blue snowy vulva ornament. Hold her up to your ear and hear waves crashing on distant rocky shores! BVOR
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Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament, orange vulva bauble, feminist rearview mirror charm, thank you for midwife, doula, doctor, nurse RVOR
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Mrs. Jingles, the best red bauble for your tree, or a Lesbian housewarming gift, a perfectly tasteful vagina ornament by Vaginament! RVOR
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Ring it! A belled Vaginament vagina ornament named Ariel. Bit of a firecracker, this one, with her fondness for shiny things GVOR
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The original Vaginament® vulva Christmas tree bauble ornament! Green nurse practitioner gift, obgyn, midwife team, birth doula thanks GVOR
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Coral and aqua Christmas bauble ornament, vulva decoration, fertility totem, feminist art, first noel, maternity gift, midwife RVOR
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Coral and white Christmas bauble ornament, vulva decoration, fertility totem, feminist art, first noel, maternity gift, midwife RVOR
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The original Vaginament® pink vulva Christmas tree bauble ornament! "Betty" nurse practitioner gift, obgyn, midwife team, birth doula PVOR
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The original Christmas vulva, the Vaginament® ornament! Mint green, happy, ladybits decoration or bauble, handmade GVOR
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Viva la vagina! A purple felt Christmas bauble for your midwife, fave feminista barista, or a cousin who just finished nursing school! PPOR
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The Original Vaginament Christmas Tree Ornament red bauble midwife appreciation nursing student obgyn doctor thank you PVOR
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The one and only Vaginament® grey felt bauble! A big snowflake vulva Christmas tree decoration for your fave nurse or doula, obgyn NVOR
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Vaginament®! Tove, the aqua blue snowy Christmas tree vulva bauble, a Scandinavian or Nordic style Christmas ornament. BVOR
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Vagina Christmas tree bauble or pink vulva ornament, nursing student graduate, midwife appreciation, best doctor ever gift, yoni love PVOR
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Vaginament®! Coco, one of the originals...Now in the big snowy size chocolate brown aqua bauble for a midwife, baby's first ornament NVOR
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Vaginament®! Meet Janice: A great big pink vulva bauble for your fave midwife, doula, obgyn. Your bestie or the bride PVOR
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A Vaginament® ornament! Vagina Vulva grass green Christmas bauble decoration tree, housewarming, Midwife Doula obgyn appreciation gift GVOR
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Original Felt Melons Vaginament Ornament, vagina embroidery, vagina ornaments, nurse practitioner bauble, nursing student obgyn gynecologist
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Ursula, the One Lip Wonder belled Vagina Ornament! Or Vulva ornament, or decoration. PVOR
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Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ *bell* vagina ornament, vulva decoration, rearview mirror charm, midwife, doula, doctor, nurse PVOR
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Vagina ornament, vulva decoration, feminist housewarming, lesbian wedding, lgbtq gift, midwife thankyou, doctor nurse gift GVOR
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Vaginament® vagina key chain • green yoni vulva fob, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you
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Blondie, a purple and melon felt Vagina keychain, vulva keyfob, vag key, lesbian keyring, midwifery gift, doula thank you, obgyn key minder
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Julep, an original Vaginament® ornament, a mint green Christmas vagina vulva bauble, lesbian couple housewarming, first Christmas tree GVOR
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Original Vaginament® pink vulva Christmas tree bauble ornament! "Blue Hawaii" nurse practitioner gift, obgyn, midwife team, birth doula BVOR
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Vaginament®! Minka, one of the originals! A big snowy light pink bauble PVOR
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yoni fertility totem, Vaginament vagina ornament, vulva decoration, feminist housewarming, lesbian wedding, lgbt gift PVOR
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feminist bauble, christmas ornament, hysterectomy endo, midwife homebirth, baby obgyn, Fertility ovarian Lesbian housewarming vaginament
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Ring it! A belled Vaginament vagina ornament named Ariel. Bit of a firecracker, this one, with her fondness for shiny things GVOR
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Announcement
💋 Madge the Vag and Mrs. Jingles! https://www.scarymommy.com/the-2019-madge-the-vag-holiday-gift-guide/ 💋
Nov 29 update: I'm sewing as fast as I can, and if you see it listed, it's ready to ship within a couple of days. This current stock tends to sell out by early December. Then, I start sewing like a madwoman and production times become long, as I spend time with my family in December. She who hesitates, masturbates! You won't see prices drop, so just order xo
☆ SHIPPING Orders placed at www.feltmelons.etsy.com currently ship within 2 working days, unless noted in individual listings ☆ If you would like your order expedited, please message me your Need-By date and location (country and zip/postal code) prior to purchase, to see what can be done to get you your Vaginament on the double!
☆ Custom orders are CLOSED until end of January, 2020. What you see online is what I've got in stock :) ☆
Customs and import taxes Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply, though this is rare. I am not responsible for delays due to customs, please allow for time in transit during the holiday season.
USA: Orders are shipped via USPS, and generally take between 3-5 working days to arrive, once shipped. A courier service takes them across the border to the closest USPS depot and all USPS orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. There are no customs delays or fees.
CANADA: Orders are shipped via ChitChats.com + Canada Post, and generally take between 2-6 working days to arrive, once shipped. All ChitChats orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped.
UNITED KINGDOM: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 7-12 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. UK-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 5 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs during the Holiday season and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order).
AUSTRALIA: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 8-16 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Australia-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 5 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs during the Holiday season and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)
EUROPE: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 8-15 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Europe-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 5 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs during the Holiday season and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)
INTERNATIONAL: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 8-21 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Most orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 5 ornaments in one shipment may risk getting held up in customs during the Holiday season and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)
📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons
I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy and at my BigCartel shop, www.feltmelons.bigcartel.com✌️
Vagina exposure:
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3
Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo
Announcement
💋 Madge the Vag and Mrs. Jingles! https://www.scarymommy.com/the-2019-madge-the-vag-holiday-gift-guide/ 💋
Nov 29 update: I'm sewing as fast as I can, and if you see it listed, it's ready to ship within a couple of days. This current stock tends to sell out by early December. Then, I start sewing like a madwoman and production times become long, as I spend time with my family in December. She who hesitates, masturbates! You won't see prices drop, so just order xo
☆ SHIPPING Orders placed at www.feltmelons.etsy.com currently ship within 2 working days, unless noted in individual listings ☆ If you would like your order expedited, please message me your Need-By date and location (country and zip/postal code) prior to purchase, to see what can be done to get you your Vaginament on the double!
☆ Custom orders are CLOSED until end of January, 2020. What you see online is what I've got in stock :) ☆
Customs and import taxes Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply, though this is rare. I am not responsible for delays due to customs, please allow for time in transit during the holiday season.
USA: Orders are shipped via USPS, and generally take between 3-5 working days to arrive, once shipped. A courier service takes them across the border to the closest USPS depot and all USPS orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. There are no customs delays or fees.
CANADA: Orders are shipped via ChitChats.com + Canada Post, and generally take between 2-6 working days to arrive, once shipped. All ChitChats orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped.
UNITED KINGDOM: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 7-12 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. UK-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 5 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs during the Holiday season and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order).
AUSTRALIA: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 8-16 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Australia-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 5 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs during the Holiday season and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)
EUROPE: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 8-15 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Europe-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 5 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs during the Holiday season and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)
INTERNATIONAL: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 8-21 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Most orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 5 ornaments in one shipment may risk getting held up in customs during the Holiday season and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)
📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons
I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy and at my BigCartel shop, www.feltmelons.bigcartel.com✌️
Vagina exposure:
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3
Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo
Reviews
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Anna on Dec 9, 2019
5 out of 5 starsSeller was fabulous to work with! She quickly replied to my messages and shipping was quick. Item was a gift shipped directly to recipient so I haven’t seen it yet but I’m told by ricipient it is high quality and well made and super cute. Thank you!
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Meg Lee on Dec 7, 2019
5 out of 5 starsGot these for all the power ladies in my life. They’re beautifully made and extremely tasteful — you’re staunch mother couldn’t balk at it on the tree.
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Una74 on Dec 1, 2019
5 out of 5 starsLove it! Will be getting more! Seller was amazing and shipping was fast!
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heidi webb on Nov 29, 2019
5 out of 5 starsNot sure what I can add to this review other than this is the third one I have had to order in tha past six months as every time someone I know notices it hanging from my work bag, they want it and I give it to them. This one I asked that it be more personalized for me and it didn't disappoint. I have actually order about 10 different colors and styles for gifts and my Christmas tree and my car mirror... Love these and they are so unique and well made I will probably order 10 more!!
About feltmelons
Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O
Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂
Cheers, Suzanne.
instagram.com/feltmelons
instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons
(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)
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Suzanne McAleenan
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Wholesale availability
Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
Marking your order as a "gift"
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!