feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada | 2826 Sales

feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada 2826 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars
(429)

Announcement   Dec 11: sold out 🙌 Any open orders will be shipping today and tomorrow ♥️
I'll be listing more ornaments today, with shipping dates on or before Friday, Dec 14. US customers, these will 99% make it in time for Christmas 🤶
Canadian and International customers, if you're worried about your order not arriving when you need it, please print out a photo and put it in a card for the recipient - good Vaginament is worth the wait ♥️

IMPORTANT I had a breast reduction on Wednesday, Nov 28, wheeeeee! While orders are being shipped out as scheduled, I cannot take on any custom orders or alterations before Christmas, I'm sorry :(

✈️ please see each listing for current shipping estimates

🛍️ Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10% savings :) Applies to in stock items only.

A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the makers of the world by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy ✌️


Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼‍♀️:

Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3

I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca

No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 11, 2018

Dec 11: sold out 🙌 Any open orders will be shipping today and tomorrow ♥️
I'll be listing more ornaments today, with shipping dates on or before Friday, Dec 14. US customers, these will 99% make it in time for Christmas 🤶
Canadian and International customers, if you're worried about your order not arriving when you need it, please print out a photo and put it in a card for the recipient - good Vaginament is worth the wait ♥️

IMPORTANT I had a breast reduction on Wednesday, Nov 28, wheeeeee! While orders are being shipped out as scheduled, I cannot take on any custom orders or alterations before Christmas, I'm sorry :(

✈️ please see each listing for current shipping estimates

🛍️ Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10% savings :) Applies to in stock items only.

A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the makers of the world by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy ✌️


Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼‍♀️:

Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3

I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca

No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Suzanne McAleenan

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The 2017 Christmas season assembly (vagembly!) line is in full swing evergreen_treehearteggplant

About

Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O

Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂

Cheers, Suzanne.
instagram.com/feltmelons
instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons

(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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Last updated on Dec 5, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability

Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!

Marking your order as a "gift"

You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!