The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament : by feltmelons

Dec 4th update :) Orders are shipping out on schedule, or before! If you're worried about your order not arriving when you need it, please print out a photo and put it in a card for the recipient - good Vaginament is worth the wait ♥️

What?!?! The shop's empty?!?! This is why: I don't want to prematurely list items without having them ready to ship within a few days, that's not fair to you or me...so I'm sewing as fast as I can, check back regularly! I sew full time throughout the year, in order to stockpile Christmas inventory: it's all sold out, and I'm now making to order ♥️

IMPORTANT I had a breast reduction on Wednesday, Nov 28, wheeeeee! While orders are being shipped out as scheduled, I cannot take on any custom orders or alterations before Christmas, I'm sorry :(

✈️ please see each listing for current shipping estimates

🛍️ Local? Message me prior to purchase to arrange a porch pickup. We're located near Mapleview Mall in Burlington, Ontario.

Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10% savings :) Applies to in stock items only.

A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the makers of the world by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy ✌️

Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼‍♀️:

Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3

I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca

No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂

Cheers, Suzanne.
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(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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