The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament : by feltmelons

Is your order over $50USD? Free shipping will automatically be applied at checkout :) For a limited time only, till Sunday, Nov 18 ♥️

November 2018: Holy smokes, Christmas is almost here! I'm trying to keep all inventory as accurate as possible, but please message me first if you a higher quantity of item(s) than what is listed here as available :)

A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the makers of the world by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy, and at feltmelons.bigcartel.com ✌️

Needing 12 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bff's? Drop me a line for 10% savings :)

Accessible felt Vaginament for erryone <3

✈︎ USA-bound orders take 3-5 business (working) days *once shipped* using USPS. Tracking is included, hooray! US orders ship daily.

✈︎ Canadian orders take 4-8 business days *once shipped*. Canada Post fees are killer, I'm sorry :/ I'll refund overages of more than $2 when I've taken your order to the post office :)

✈︎ International orders *usually* take 5-15 working days *once shipped*. They include tracking, however delivery dates are not guaranteed. Any customs fees or Value Added Taxes are the purchaser's responsibility.

WHOLESALE//BULK Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale. However, if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group/clinic (quantity of12+), shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-15% off retail, depending on style and quantity, and time of year. The closer we get to Christmas, the less able I am to fill large orders 🙈

Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3

I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca

No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks ('distinguishing guise' up here in Canada) : folded inner and/or outer labia in an oval shape, bell or bead clitoris, often on a round embroidery hoop or appliqued to a teardrop-shaped mons ornament. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you come across knockoffs for sale, please send me a link so I can protect my intellectual property. I don’t profess to have invented the felt vagina ornament, just my design :)
In rare cases, I have to pay for a cease and desist letter. That sucks, spending my family's income on legal. So as much as I hate a public call-out, sometimes this happens: notyourvagina.com. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own. Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish fellow: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My main shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as a place to sell other handmade goods 😂
I also bake gluten-free vegan treats for the locals at www.sweetsillyyak.com.
These hands of mine are best kept busy :)

Cheers, Suzanne.
www.suzymca.com

(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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