feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada 3009 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars (549)

feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada | 3009 Sales

5 out of 5 stars (549)

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Suzanne McAleenan

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Suzanne McAleenan

Announcement    ☘️🇮🇪 Hello! I'm off to Ireland for a 2 week hike! Please note that orders will not ship until Thursday, September 26, 2019. Want to come along? I'll be posting pics on my personal IG, @suzymca :) If you place an order without seeing the shipping date and you're not cool with the delay, please drop me a line, I can cancel the order in seconds online. If only I could haul stock with me to ship haha The fastest way to contact me: feltmelons (@) gmail.com, or via Etsy's convo system. ☘️🇮🇪

* I cannot take on any custom orders at this time.

📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy and at my BigCartel shop, www.feltmelons.bigcartel.com✌️

Vagina exposure:
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3

No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3

Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Announcement

Last updated on Sep 10, 2019

☘️🇮🇪 Hello! I'm off to Ireland for a 2 week hike! Please note that orders will not ship until Thursday, September 26, 2019. Want to come along? I'll be posting pics on my personal IG, @suzymca :) If you place an order without seeing the shipping date and you're not cool with the delay, please drop me a line, I can cancel the order in seconds online. If only I could haul stock with me to ship haha The fastest way to contact me: feltmelons (@) gmail.com, or via Etsy's convo system. ☘️🇮🇪

* I cannot take on any custom orders at this time.

📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy and at my BigCartel shop, www.feltmelons.bigcartel.com✌️

Vagina exposure:
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3

No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3

Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

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About feltmelons

Sales 3,009
On Etsy since 2013

Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O

Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂

Cheers, Suzanne.
instagram.com/feltmelons
instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons

(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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  • Suzanne McAleenan

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Last updated on Dec 5, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability

Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!

Marking your order as a "gift"

You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!