feltmelons
Burlington, Canada |
feltmelons
The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)Burlington, Canada 2871 Sales On Etsy since 2013
5 out of 5 stars
Renee, the One Lip Wonder Vaginament®! As seen on Cosmo.com :) {Renee OLW}
$17.00
A Vaginament® ornament! Vagina Vulva decoration yoni home decor ∙Lesbian housewarming ∙ Midwife Doula appreciation gift {BSUrsula DP}
$26.00
The original Vaginament® vulva Christmas tree bauble (or ornament!) "Janice," a thank you gift for a midwife, doula, or a nursing student!
$25.00
Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament, vulva bauble, feminist rearview mirror charm, thank you for midwife, doula, doctor, nurse
$17.00
Announcement
✈️ Please see each listing for current shipping estimates. Orders ship within 3 business (working) days.
📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons
🛍️ Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10-15% savings, in-stock items only :)
If you're looking for an assortment, and what you have in mind isn't listed- Drop me a line with as much specificity as you can (quantity, size, colours, need-by date). From January - August, it's 99% do-able!
A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the makers of the world by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy✌️
Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼♀️:
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo
Announcement
✈️ Please see each listing for current shipping estimates. Orders ship within 3 business (working) days.
📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons
🛍️ Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10-15% savings, in-stock items only :)
If you're looking for an assortment, and what you have in mind isn't listed- Drop me a line with as much specificity as you can (quantity, size, colours, need-by date). From January - August, it's 99% do-able!
A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the makers of the world by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy✌️
Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼♀️:
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo
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Vaginament®! Chardonnay, one of the originals! A big snowy light pink vulva ornament {CharBS}
$26.00
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Vaginament® ornaments FTW! Esme, the woodland nymph vagina ornament vulva Christmas bauble {Size 3 Esme}
$24.00
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Vagina key chain, vulva keyfob, lesbian keyring, gay housewarming gift, feminist totem, midwifery gift, as seen on HuffPo.com {Coco Key}
$21.00
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Blair, the heathered pinkish purplish perfectish Vaginament vagina ornament. Christmas decoration, womens lib gift {Big Snowy Blair}
$26.00
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NSFW Christmas tree bauble or Christmas ornament, nursing student graduate, midwife appreciation, best doctor ever gift, vulva love x {Ione}
$25.00
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Just the Nip nipple areola key chain • boob fob, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you • {JTN KEY}
$16.00
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Vagina Christmas tree bauble or ornament, nursing student graduate, midwife appreciation, best doctor ever gift, vulva love x {Blair S}
$25.00
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A vulva bauble for the Christmas Tree, how very twee! Perfect for your midwife, a nurse graduate, your obstetrician, your local barista!
$26.00
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Viva la vagina! A Christmas bauble for your midwife, favourite feminista barista, or your cousin who just finished nursing school! •Fearne S
$25.00
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Viva la vagina! A Christmas bauble for your midwife, favourite feminista barista, or your cousin who just finished nursing school! "Coco"
$25.00
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Semi-NSFW Christmas tree bauble or Christmas ornament, nursing student graduate, midwife appreciation, best doctor ever gift, vulva love x
$25.00
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Renee, the big snowy Vaginament® ornament! Big sister to the One Lip Wonder Renee, as seen on Cosmo.com :) Perfect for your OBGYN {Renee BS}
$26.00
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A Vaginament® ornament! Vagina Vulva decoration yoni home decor ∙Lesbian housewarming ∙ Midwife Doula appreciation gift {Big Snowy Yara}
$26.00
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Vagina vulva Christmas tree ornament bauble ornament, obgyn attending, unofficial winner of the "Best Vulva Ornament EVER!" award {Ione BS}
$26.00
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Vaginament®! Meet Barbara: A great big vulva bauble for your fave midwife, doula, obgyn. Your bestie or the bride {BSBarbara DP}
$26.00
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A Vaginament® ornament named Edna! Vagina Vulva decoration yoni home decor ∙Lesbian wedding ∙ Midwife Doula thank you gift {Big Snowy Carol}
$26.00
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It's the one and only Vaginament® bauble! A big snowflake vulva Christmas tree decoration for your fave nurse or doula {Iris BS}
$26.00
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Viva la vagina! A Christmas bauble for your midwife, favourite feminista barista, or your cousin who just finished nursing school! "Coco"
$25.00
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strawberry and vanilla pastry tart ∙ felt food ∙ ornament ∙ christmas decoration ∙ dorm room decor ∙ wool blend felt ornament
$18.00
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strawberry and vanilla pastry tart ∙ felt food ∙ ornament ∙ christmas decoration ∙ dorm room decor ∙ wool blend felt ornament
$18.00
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Vagina vulva Christmas ornament bauble rearview mirror thingy
$25.00
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Vagina vulva Christmas ornament bauble rearview mirror thingy: pink and white wool blend felt decoration {Minka}
$25.00
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Yara the Earth Mother, a gift for yourself, the pool guy, yoga teacher, bartender, lover. New tones for 2016! {Size 3 Yara C}
$24.00
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Vagina vulva Christmas ornament bauble rearview mirror thingy
$25.00
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About
Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O
Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂
Cheers, Suzanne.
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instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons
(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)
Shop members
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Suzanne McAleenan
Owner
Shop policies
Shipping
Payment options
- Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability
Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
Marking your order as a "gift"
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!