feltmelons
Burlington, Canada |
feltmelons
The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)Burlington, Canada 2939 Sales On Etsy since 2013
5 out of 5 stars
Featured items
Renee, the One Lip Wonder Vaginament®! As seen on Cosmo.com :) PVOR
A Vaginament® ornament! Vagina Vulva pink Christmas bauble decoration tree decor, housewarming, Midwife Doula obgyn appreciation gift PVOR
The original Vaginament® vulva Christmas tree pink bauble or ornament, "Janice," a thank you gift for a midwife, doula, nursing student PVOR
Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament, yoni bauble, feminist rearview mirror charm, thank a midwife, doula, doctor, hug a new nurse GVOR
Announcement
April 12-23rd: Hey! Flash 25% sale on now 😉
Ornaments are currently being sewn to order, and will ship within 7 working days :) I think it's automatically applied, if not, use 25FLASH ♥️ (min 2 ornaments)
* I cannot take on any custom orders at this time.
✈️ If your order is time sensitive, please drop me a line prior to ordering, with your location and need-by date. Cheers!
📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons
I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy✌️
Vagina exposure!
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and their design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3
Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo
Announcement
April 12-23rd: Hey! Flash 25% sale on now 😉
Ornaments are currently being sewn to order, and will ship within 7 working days :) I think it's automatically applied, if not, use 25FLASH ♥️ (min 2 ornaments)
* I cannot take on any custom orders at this time.
✈️ If your order is time sensitive, please drop me a line prior to ordering, with your location and need-by date. Cheers!
📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons
I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy✌️
Vagina exposure!
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and their design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3
Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo
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Vaginament®! Meet Janice: A great big pink vulva bauble for your fave midwife, doula, obgyn. Your bestie or the bride PVOR
$27.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
orange and aqua Christmas bauble ornament, vulva decoration, fertility totem, feminist art, first noel, maternity gift, midwife RVOR
$26.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ black bauble ornament • vulva decoration, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you NVOR
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Ursula, the One Lip Wonder belled Vagina Ornament! Or Vulva ornament, or decoration. PVOR
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ *studded* vagina ornament, vulva decoration, rearview mirror charm, midwife, doula, doctor, nurse PVOR
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
yoni fertility totem, Vaginament vagina ornament, vulva decoration, feminist housewarming, lesbian wedding, lgbt gift GVOR
$17.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Clotilde, a fabulous red heirloom bauble for your tree, a Lesbian housewarming gift, perfectly tasteful vagina ornament by Vaginament! RVOR
$27.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vagina ornament, vulva decoration, feminist housewarming, lesbian wedding, lgbtq gift, midwife thankyou, doctor nurse gift GVOR
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
The one and only Vaginament® grey felt bauble! A big snowflake vulva Christmas tree decoration for your fave nurse or doula, obgyn NVOR
$27.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament® vagina key chain • green yoni vulva fob, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you
$21.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Blondie, a purple and melon felt Vagina keychain, vulva keyfob, vag key, lesbian keyring, midwifery gift, doula thank you, obgyn key minder
$21.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
A Vaginament® ornament! Vagina Vulva grass green Christmas bauble decoration tree, housewarming, Midwife Doula obgyn appreciation gift GVOR
$27.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Julep, an original Vaginament® ornament, a mint green Christmas vagina vulva bauble, lesbian couple housewarming, first Christmas tree GVOR
$27.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Original Vaginament® pink vulva Christmas tree bauble ornament! "Blue Hawaii" nurse practitioner gift, obgyn, midwife team, birth doula BVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament®! Minka, one of the originals! A big snowy light pink bauble PVOR
$27.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
yoni fertility totem, Vaginament vagina ornament, vulva decoration, feminist housewarming, lesbian wedding, lgbt gift PVOR
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament® One Lip Wonders! Mrs. Jingles: 1 labia, a whole lotta happy. Perfect housewarming, oddball hostess gift, doula RVOR
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Ring it! A belled Vaginament vagina ornament named Ariel. Bit of a firecracker, this one, with her fondness for shiny things GVOR
$23.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Ring it! A belled Vaginament vagina ornament named Ariel. Bit of a firecracker, this one, with her fondness for shiny things NVOR
$23.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament • vulva decoration, rearview mirror charm • midwife, doula, doctor, nurse thank you
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Lesbian couple's first Christmas decoration, a handmade pink felt ornament by Vaginament, a vulva ornament for everyone! PVOR
$27.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
yoni fertility totem, Vaginament vagina ornament, vulva decoration, feminist housewarming, lesbian wedding, lgbt gift RVOR
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Blue Christmas bauble, birth doula xmas bauble, OBGYN nurse or midwifery team thank you...the original Vaginament vagina ornament! BVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
The original Vaginament® vulva Christmas tree bauble (or ornament!) a blue thank you gift for a midwife, doula, or a nursing student BVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Midwife Christmas bauble, birth doula xmas grey ornament, OBGYN and labor nurse thank you...the original Vaginament vagina ornament! NVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Original Vaginament® vulva Christmas tree bauble or ornament! A fairy green thank you gift for a midwife, doula, or a nursing student GVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
The original Vaginament® vulva Christmas tree bauble ornament! Green nurse practitioner gift, obgyn, midwife team, birth doula thanks GVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament ornament Nursing student, midwife, doula thank you gift, obgyn, doctor, precept, lamaze, Bradley method instructor GVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
The original Vaginament® vulva Christmas red tree bauble, ornament! "Clotilde," a thank you gift for a midwife, doula, or a nursing student!
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament® One Lip Wonder™ ornament, orange vulva bauble, feminist rearview mirror charm, thank you for midwife, doula, doctor, nurse RVOR
$18.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament®! Chardonnay, one of the originals! A big snowy light pink bauble PVOR
$27.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vagina key chain, vulva keyfob, lesbian keyring, gay housewarming gift, feminist totem, midwifery gift, as seen on HuffPo.com {brown}
$21.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vaginament® ornaments FTW! Esme, the woodland nymph vagina ornament vulva Christmas bauble {Size 3 Esme}
$24.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Blair, the heathered pink and perfect Vaginament vagina ornament or bauble, rearview. Christmas decoration, womens lib gift PVOR
$26.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
NSFW Christmas tree bauble or Christmas ornament, nursing student graduate, midwife appreciation, best doctor ever gift, vulva love PVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off -
Vagina Christmas tree bauble or pink vulva ornament, nursing student graduate, midwife appreciation, best doctor ever gift, yoni love PVOR
$25.00 Eligible orders get 25% off
Reviews
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heidi webb on Apr 18, 2019
5 out of 5 starsSo this was originally for my work bag but another coworker wanted her mom to have one so I gave it to her and just ordered this one again and another one because I have one more coworker who was feeling left out... my team at the office will be the best advertisers ever of your awesome work. Lol
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heidi webb on Apr 18, 2019
5 out of 5 starsThank you once again for the awesome work. My thanks too for the alterations you made to make it exactly as my coworker wanted!! Once again, you rock.
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Updates
About
Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O
Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂
Cheers, Suzanne.
instagram.com/feltmelons
instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons
(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)
Shop members
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Suzanne McAleenan
Owner
Shop policies
Shipping
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability
Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
Marking your order as a "gift"
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!