feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada | 2886 Sales

5 out of 5 stars (499)

feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada 2886 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars (499)

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    • Announcement   PSST! Use OVER80FREE for Free Shipping over $80USD (worldwide!) :)

    ✈️ Please see each listing for current shipping estimates. Orders ship within 3 business (working) days.

    📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

    🛍️ Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10-15% savings, in-stock items only :)

    A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the creativity by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy✌️

    Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼‍♀️:

    Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

    George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

    Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

    Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

    All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3


    No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

    Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

    Announcement

    Last updated on Feb 7, 2019

    PSST! Use OVER80FREE for Free Shipping over $80USD (worldwide!) :)

    ✈️ Please see each listing for current shipping estimates. Orders ship within 3 business (working) days.

    📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

    🛍️ Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10-15% savings, in-stock items only :)

    A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the creativity by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy✌️

    Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼‍♀️:

    Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

    George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

    Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

    Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

    All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3


    No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

    Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

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    • About

    Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O

    Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
    I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
    We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
    My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂

    Cheers, Suzanne.
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    (My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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    Last updated on Dec 5, 2018
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    Wholesale availability

    Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!

    Marking your order as a "gift"

    You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!