feltmelons
Burlington, Canada |
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Lindsay on Feb 9, 2020
5 out of 5 starsMy friend (recipient of the coral piece) and myself both love our feltmelon ornaments! I will have mine hanging year round for all to see. It’s currently hanging just above my makeup/vanity mirror. ☺️😉
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Brittany on Jan 29, 2020
5 out of 5 starsI was gifted the Vaginament named Renee (after one of my close girlfriends) last Christmas, so I purchased this one to continue the trend this year! Turns out, one of my other friends had the same idea!! Now 3 of us have beautiful Vaginaments hanging in our car windows. These are truly unique and well made gifts. We love them, and I can’t wait to gift more of them. They’re perfect!!
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Chrissy on Jan 29, 2020
5 out of 5 starsI got this for my sister who had to have a non plan hysterectomy & was struggling. She laughed & cried & loved it. Thank you for doing this
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Darbi on Jan 5, 2020
5 out of 5 starsHAHHHAHAHHA! FANTASTIC! This ornament was a hit at a dirty Santa exchange this year. Great quality and a solid joke! Highly recommend!
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cmooter1 on Jan 4, 2020
5 out of 5 starsSo glad I came across these little gems in an instagram ad. The perfect gift for my girlfriends, and the shop owner is absolutely lovely to work with. She made it feel like I was working with a new friend! These will become an annual gift for sure.
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Sarah Elizabeth on Jan 3, 2020
5 out of 5 starsSo fun! I am very impressed with these unique creations. I ordered one vaginament for a friend, as a last minute gift, and I was amazed with the quick turnaround on my order. My order arrived before Christmas, lovingly packaged, and very well-made. Honestly, I wish I had ordered more!
About feltmelons
Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O
Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂
Cheers, Suzanne.
instagram.com/feltmelons
instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons
(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)
Shop members
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Suzanne McAleenan
Owner
Shop policies
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability
Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
Marking your order as a "gift"
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!