feltmelons
Burlington, Canada ·
feltmelons
The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)Burlington, Canada 2178 Sales On Etsy since 2013
Announcement
**** Over the past month, I've found a new supplier (same manufacturer, way better pricing!), and a new way to ship using USPS (saves me the time and the driving to the next town over!). Prices have dropped accordingly.....Accessible felt Vaginament for erryone hahah <3
✈︎ USA-bound orders take 3-5 business (working) days *once shipped* using USPS. Tracking is included, hooray! US orders ship daily.
✈︎ Canadian orders take 4-8 business days *once shipped*. Canada Post fees are killer, I'm sorry :/ I'll refund overages of more than $1 when I've taken your order to the post office :)
✈︎ International orders take 4-15 working days *once shipped*, DO NOT include tracking, and are not guaranteed. Any customs fees are the purchaser's responsibility.
Thoroughly unfinished media page: www.feltmelons.com/media
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that kicked this all off: http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca
"Girl, you need to outsource!" Nope :) It's just me, sewing by hand in my dining room, cutting labels, packaging, keeping the Band-Aids stocked, breaking needles, errything. No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3 This has been such a once in a lifetime whirlwind of viral vaginii and media excitement, thank you for understanding <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the distinct design is protected by copyright laws. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament*, with its distinct design marks ('distinguishing guise' up here in Canada) : folded inner and/or outer labia in an oval shape, bell or bead clitoris, often on a round embroidery hoop or appliqued to a teardrop-shaped mons ornament. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you come across copycat versions out there for sale, please send me a link so I can protect my intellectual property. I don’t profess to have invented the felt vagina ornament, just my design :)
* Dude. It's my vagina design. Of course I'm protective. In rare cases, I have to pay for a cease and desist letter. And as much as I hate a public call-out, sometimes this happens: www.notyourvagina.com, because it's often more effective (and cheaper!) than involving legal. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't try and pass off my design as your own.
Announcement
**** Over the past month, I've found a new supplier (same manufacturer, way better pricing!), and a new way to ship using USPS (saves me the time and the driving to the next town over!). Prices have dropped accordingly.....Accessible felt Vaginament for erryone hahah <3
✈︎ USA-bound orders take 3-5 business (working) days *once shipped* using USPS. Tracking is included, hooray! US orders ship daily.
✈︎ Canadian orders take 4-8 business days *once shipped*. Canada Post fees are killer, I'm sorry :/ I'll refund overages of more than $1 when I've taken your order to the post office :)
✈︎ International orders take 4-15 working days *once shipped*, DO NOT include tracking, and are not guaranteed. Any customs fees are the purchaser's responsibility.
Thoroughly unfinished media page: www.feltmelons.com/media
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that kicked this all off: http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca
"Girl, you need to outsource!" Nope :) It's just me, sewing by hand in my dining room, cutting labels, packaging, keeping the Band-Aids stocked, breaking needles, errything. No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3 This has been such a once in a lifetime whirlwind of viral vaginii and media excitement, thank you for understanding <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the distinct design is protected by copyright laws. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament*, with its distinct design marks ('distinguishing guise' up here in Canada) : folded inner and/or outer labia in an oval shape, bell or bead clitoris, often on a round embroidery hoop or appliqued to a teardrop-shaped mons ornament. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you come across copycat versions out there for sale, please send me a link so I can protect my intellectual property. I don’t profess to have invented the felt vagina ornament, just my design :)
* Dude. It's my vagina design. Of course I'm protective. In rare cases, I have to pay for a cease and desist letter. And as much as I hate a public call-out, sometimes this happens: www.notyourvagina.com, because it's often more effective (and cheaper!) than involving legal. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't try and pass off my design as your own.
Reviews
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Jessica Hulbert on Jul 16, 2018
5 out of 5 starsI have been using this for a couple of weeks and I just LOVE it! It is so easy to find my keys in my bag and it’s very sturdy. Recommending to all of my friends!
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Sarah Turner on Apr 23, 2018
5 out of 5 starsAmazing! Arrived quickly to the UK and has been admired by all my friends. I can’t wait for Christmas! 🎄
About
Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O
Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish fellow: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My main shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as a place to sell other handmade goods 😂
I also bake gluten-free vegan treats for the locals at www.sweetsillyyak.com.
These hands of mine are best kept busy :)
Cheers, Suzanne.
www.suzymca.com
(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)
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Suzanne McAleenan
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I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
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I currently do not offer wholesale. If you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities and a location, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :)