feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada | 2906 Sales

feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada 2906 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars (514)

Announcement   PSST! Use OVER80FREE for Free Shipping over $80USD (worldwide!) :)

✈️ Please see each listing for current shipping estimates. Orders ship within 3 business/working days (Monday to Friday). If your order is time sensitive, please drop me a line prior to ordering, with your location and need-by date. Cheers!

📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

🛍️ Needing 15 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 15-20% savings (no custom orders or alterations, sorry!)

A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy✌️

Vagina exposure!

Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3


No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and their design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3

Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Announcement

Last updated on Feb 28, 2019

PSST! Use OVER80FREE for Free Shipping over $80USD (worldwide!) :)

✈️ Please see each listing for current shipping estimates. Orders ship within 3 business/working days (Monday to Friday). If your order is time sensitive, please drop me a line prior to ordering, with your location and need-by date. Cheers!

📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

🛍️ Needing 15 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 15-20% savings (no custom orders or alterations, sorry!)

A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy✌️

Vagina exposure!

Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3


No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and their design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3

Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Suzanne McAleenan

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The 2017 Christmas season assembly (vagembly!) line is in full swing evergreen_treehearteggplant

About

Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O

Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂

Cheers, Suzanne.
instagram.com/feltmelons
instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons

(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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  • Suzanne McAleenan

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Last updated on Dec 5, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability

Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!

Marking your order as a "gift"

You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!