feltmelons
Burlington, Canada |
feltmelons
The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)Burlington, Canada 2812 Sales On Etsy since 2013
Announcement
Dec 4th update :) Orders are shipping out on schedule, or before! If you're worried about your order not arriving when you need it, please print out a photo and put it in a card for the recipient - good Vaginament is worth the wait ♥️
What?!?! The shop's empty?!?! This is why: I don't want to prematurely list items without having them ready to ship within a few days, that's not fair to you or me...so I'm sewing as fast as I can, check back regularly! I sew full time throughout the year, in order to stockpile Christmas inventory: it's all sold out, and I'm now making to order ♥️
IMPORTANT I had a breast reduction on Wednesday, Nov 28, wheeeeee! While orders are being shipped out as scheduled, I cannot take on any custom orders or alterations before Christmas, I'm sorry :(
✈️ please see each listing for current shipping estimates
🛍️ Local? Message me prior to purchase to arrange a porch pickup. We're located near Mapleview Mall in Burlington, Ontario.
Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10% savings :) Applies to in stock items only.
A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the makers of the world by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy ✌️
Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼♀️:
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo
Announcement
Dec 4th update :) Orders are shipping out on schedule, or before! If you're worried about your order not arriving when you need it, please print out a photo and put it in a card for the recipient - good Vaginament is worth the wait ♥️
What?!?! The shop's empty?!?! This is why: I don't want to prematurely list items without having them ready to ship within a few days, that's not fair to you or me...so I'm sewing as fast as I can, check back regularly! I sew full time throughout the year, in order to stockpile Christmas inventory: it's all sold out, and I'm now making to order ♥️
IMPORTANT I had a breast reduction on Wednesday, Nov 28, wheeeeee! While orders are being shipped out as scheduled, I cannot take on any custom orders or alterations before Christmas, I'm sorry :(
✈️ please see each listing for current shipping estimates
🛍️ Local? Message me prior to purchase to arrange a porch pickup. We're located near Mapleview Mall in Burlington, Ontario.
Needing 14 or more for a midwifery or medical clinic, or for a gaggle of bffs? Drop me a line for 10% savings :) Applies to in stock items only.
A note regarding Vaginament® patterns and knock-offs: I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use. Please respect originality and the makers of the world by purchasing from their original sources ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy ✌️
Please visit my www.feltmons.bigcartel.com for all my vagina exposure, here's a few 🙈🤦🏼♀️:
Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/
George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349
Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo
Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301
All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3
Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the design is now registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own: create your own fabulous design <3 Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo
Reviews
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Merry Krueger on Dec 10, 2018
5 out of 5 starsGreat gift, high quality craftsmanship, love the concept
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Merry Krueger on Dec 10, 2018
5 out of 5 starsVery fast shipping, adorable packaging. The ornament is as advertised. Cute as a button!
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webbfam on Dec 10, 2018
5 out of 5 starsItem arrived quickly and is soooo cute in person. I cannot wait to give this as a gift :) thank you!
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Updates
About
Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O
Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂
Cheers, Suzanne.
instagram.com/feltmelons
instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons
(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)
Shop members
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Suzanne McAleenan
Owner
Shop policies
Shipping
Payment options
- Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
- Items on sale
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability
Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!
Marking your order as a "gift"
You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!