feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada · 2198 Sales

feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada 2198 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars
(390)

Announcement   **** July 2018: I've found a new supplier (same manufacturer, way better pricing!), and a new way to ship using USPS (saves me the time and the driving to the next town over!). Prices have dropped accordingly.....Accessible felt Vaginament for erryone hahah <3

✈︎ USA-bound orders take 3-5 business (working) days *once shipped* using USPS. Tracking is included, hooray! US orders ship daily.
✈︎ Canadian orders take 4-8 business days *once shipped*. Canada Post fees are killer, I'm sorry :/ I'll refund overages of more than $1 when I've taken your order to the post office :)
✈︎ International orders take 4-15 working days *once shipped*, DO NOT include tracking, and are not guaranteed. Any customs fees are the purchaser's responsibility.

WHOLESALE//BULK Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé. But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 20-30% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!



Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3

I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca

"Girl, you need to outsource!" Nope :) It's just me, sewing by hand in my dining room, cutting labels, packaging, keeping the Band-Aids stocked, breaking needles, errything. No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the distinct design is protected by copyright laws. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament*, with its distinct design marks ('distinguishing guise' up here in Canada) : folded inner and/or outer labia in an oval shape, bell or bead clitoris, often on a round embroidery hoop or appliqued to a teardrop-shaped mons ornament. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you come across copycat versions out there for sale, please send me a link so I can protect my intellectual property. I don’t profess to have invented the felt vagina ornament, just my design :)

* Dude. It's my vagina design. Of course I'm protective. In rare cases, I have to pay for a cease and desist letter. As much as I hate a public call-out, sometimes this happens: www.notyourvagina.com, because it's often more effective (and cheaper!) than involving legal. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own. Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

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Last updated on Jul 31, 2018

**** July 2018: I've found a new supplier (same manufacturer, way better pricing!), and a new way to ship using USPS (saves me the time and the driving to the next town over!). Prices have dropped accordingly.....Accessible felt Vaginament for erryone hahah <3

✈︎ USA-bound orders take 3-5 business (working) days *once shipped* using USPS. Tracking is included, hooray! US orders ship daily.
✈︎ Canadian orders take 4-8 business days *once shipped*. Canada Post fees are killer, I'm sorry :/ I'll refund overages of more than $1 when I've taken your order to the post office :)
✈︎ International orders take 4-15 working days *once shipped*, DO NOT include tracking, and are not guaranteed. Any customs fees are the purchaser's responsibility.

WHOLESALE//BULK Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé. But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 20-30% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!



Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/

George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349

Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo

Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3

I'm on ig at instagram.com/feltmelons, or instagram.com/suzymca, and of course Facebook.com/feltmelons or Facebook.com/suzymca

"Girl, you need to outsource!" Nope :) It's just me, sewing by hand in my dining room, cutting labels, packaging, keeping the Band-Aids stocked, breaking needles, errything. No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is now a registered trademark, and the distinct design is protected by copyright laws. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament*, with its distinct design marks ('distinguishing guise' up here in Canada) : folded inner and/or outer labia in an oval shape, bell or bead clitoris, often on a round embroidery hoop or appliqued to a teardrop-shaped mons ornament. Please do not take my vagina design without consent. If you come across copycat versions out there for sale, please send me a link so I can protect my intellectual property. I don’t profess to have invented the felt vagina ornament, just my design :)

* Dude. It's my vagina design. Of course I'm protective. In rare cases, I have to pay for a cease and desist letter. As much as I hate a public call-out, sometimes this happens: www.notyourvagina.com, because it's often more effective (and cheaper!) than involving legal. If you don't want to be called out on social media, don't pass off my design as your own. Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Suzanne McAleenan

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Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O

Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish fellow: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My main shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as a place to sell other handmade goods 😂
I also bake gluten-free vegan treats for the locals at www.sweetsillyyak.com.
These hands of mine are best kept busy :)

Cheers, Suzanne.
www.suzymca.com

(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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Last updated on Jul 31, 2018
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Wholesale availability

Because if their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé. But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 20-30% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!