feltmelons

Announcement    Free shipping in Canada for orders over $75USD: use FREECANADA, exp Nov 30 2021
Free shipping in USA for orders over $50USD: use FREEBIRD, exp Nov 30 2021

What you see is what I've got, I add more as I finish them 🙌🏻

Anything you see listed is ready to ship, and I ship every couple of business days :) If you need your order in the Post ASAP, leave me a note with your order and I can bill you an additional $4. This additional charge is what I am charged by the courier service, who take my orders across the border to USPS and Asendia. (And it helps cover gas moneyzzzz)

Note: this will be my last Christmas sewing Vaginament ornaments and keychains :( See my instagram or facebook for details - it's sad for me, but happy for our family 🍍

Shipping:
Once it's in the postal system, please keep an eye on the tracking number ♥️ Your order isn't guaranteed to arrive by any date at this point in the pandemic, however if it's lost in the post or never arrives, I got you, boo! I always refund lost or missing orders in full, but I cannot do that until the relevant shipping company (USPS, Canada Post, Asendia) has declared it missing, and that takes about 30 days in a *non pandemic* world :( Please be patient, it will arrive, most likely on time...and if it doesn't, I always make it right :)

Average shipping times during a *normal* year:
USA - 3-5 calendar days, once shipped.
Canadian - 6-12 calendar days, depending on location!
OUTSIDE OF NORTH AMERICA: Asendia 7 working days up to to 25 working days, depending on location.

💋 Madge the Vag and her Vaginament! https://www.scarymommy.com/the-2019-madge-the-vag-holiday-gift-guide/ 💋 Loads of other media links over at feltmelons.com!

Customs and import taxes: Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply, though this is rare. I am not responsible for delays due to customs, please allow for time in transit during the holiday season. 

USA: Orders are shipped via USPS, and generally take between 3-5 working days to arrive, once shipped. A courier service takes them across the border to the closest USPS depot and all USPS orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. There will be no customs delays or fees.

CANADA: Orders are shipped via ChitChats.com (by way of Canada Post), and generally take between 10 working days to arrive, once shipped. All ChitChats orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. 

UNITED KINGDOM: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 6-12 working days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. UK-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 4 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order).

AUSTRALIA: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 8-16 working days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Australia-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 4 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :) 

EUROPE: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 7-15 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Europe-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 4 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :) 

INTERNATIONAL: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 7-21 working days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Most orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 4 ornaments in one shipment may risk getting held up in customs and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)

📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, and any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source, it's not #girlpower if you're stealing ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy ✌️

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3

Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo