feltmelons

The one and only Vaginament® vagina ornament :)

Burlington, Canada
| 4,217 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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Announcement    I'm down to my last ever 1̶5̶ ONE Vaginament: Araminta, they of the pierced gloriousness 🤗😭♥️

What you see available is the absolute last of the last of the last: We're moving to Scotland in mid December! 🇨🇦♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

After ten years of being Suz the Vagina Designa, I will no longer be making the original, fabulous, viral vagina (😱) Vaginament® ornaments 🙌😘 These hands will stay busy with a hammer and nails: we're leaving Canada to build a little nest for our family just outside of St Andrews, Scotland ♥️

Should my shop re-open in a year of two, it'll be for something completely different 🙌💔



I'm currently packing up our house (or your Vaginament!) and I've already packed up the contents of the Vagining Room 💖😿 All the hugs and thanks to all of you who have been on this ladybits journey with me for the past ten years 🤙


Shipping:
Once it's in the postal system, please keep an eye on the tracking number ♥️

Current average transit times:
USA - 3-5 calendar days, once shipped.
Canada - 6-14 busuness days, depending on location!
UK - about 14-16 working days
International: 7 business days up to to 25 business days, depending on location.

💋 Madge the Vag and her Vaginament! https://www.scarymommy.com/the-2019-madge-the-vag-holiday-gift-guide/ 💋 Loads of other media links over at feltmelons.com!

USA: Orders are shipped via USPS, and generally take between 3-5 working days to arrive, once shipped. A courier service takes them across the border to the closest USPS depot and all USPS orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. There will be no customs delays or fees.

CANADA: Orders are shipped via ChitChats.com (by way of Canada Post or partner), and generally take about 6-10 working days to arrive, once shipped. All ChitChats orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. 

UNITED KINGDOM: Orders are shipped with tracking and generally take between 6-12 working days to arrive, once shipped.

AUSTRALIA + NZ: Orders are taking incredibly long, please order by Nov 5 for Christmas delivery

International: Orders are shipped with tracking and generally arrive between 7-20 working days

📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, and any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source, it's not #girlpower if you're stealing ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here at www.feltmelons.com ✌️

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3

Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Announcement

Last updated on Nov 18, 2022

I'm down to my last ever 1̶5̶ ONE Vaginament: Araminta, they of the pierced gloriousness 🤗😭♥️

What you see available is the absolute last of the last of the last: We're moving to Scotland in mid December! 🇨🇦♥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

After ten years of being Suz the Vagina Designa, I will no longer be making the original, fabulous, viral vagina (😱) Vaginament® ornaments 🙌😘 These hands will stay busy with a hammer and nails: we're leaving Canada to build a little nest for our family just outside of St Andrews, Scotland ♥️

Should my shop re-open in a year of two, it'll be for something completely different 🙌💔



I'm currently packing up our house (or your Vaginament!) and I've already packed up the contents of the Vagining Room 💖😿 All the hugs and thanks to all of you who have been on this ladybits journey with me for the past ten years 🤙


Shipping:
Once it's in the postal system, please keep an eye on the tracking number ♥️

Current average transit times:
USA - 3-5 calendar days, once shipped.
Canada - 6-14 busuness days, depending on location!
UK - about 14-16 working days
International: 7 business days up to to 25 business days, depending on location.

💋 Madge the Vag and her Vaginament! https://www.scarymommy.com/the-2019-madge-the-vag-holiday-gift-guide/ 💋 Loads of other media links over at feltmelons.com!

USA: Orders are shipped via USPS, and generally take between 3-5 working days to arrive, once shipped. A courier service takes them across the border to the closest USPS depot and all USPS orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. There will be no customs delays or fees.

CANADA: Orders are shipped via ChitChats.com (by way of Canada Post or partner), and generally take about 6-10 working days to arrive, once shipped. All ChitChats orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. 

UNITED KINGDOM: Orders are shipped with tracking and generally take between 6-12 working days to arrive, once shipped.

AUSTRALIA + NZ: Orders are taking incredibly long, please order by Nov 5 for Christmas delivery

International: Orders are shipped with tracking and generally arrive between 7-20 working days

📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons

I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, and any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source, it's not #girlpower if you're stealing ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here at www.feltmelons.com ✌️

All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3
No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3

Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3

Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

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Suzanne McAleenan

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Suzanne McAleenan

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About feltmelons

Sales 4,217
On Etsy since 2013

Eeep! These are always the hardest pages :O

Let's see: I'm a mother to two tow-headed wee girls, and a dog named Haggis.
I'm married to a Scottish import: he's very calm, I'm very excitable, there's a good balance going on. We met at the local pub, but soberly :)
We live downtown Burlington, Ontario, Canada, where we can walk to the lake, shops, pub, the kids' school, cafes...it's idyllic. I was born and raised here, and hope never to leave.
My old shop on etsy is vaginament.etsy.com, and I actively opened feltmelons in January of 2015 as my main point of sale. I also have a bigcartel, at feltmelons.bigcartel.com, but right now it's void of product. The media page there is quite interesting though, my vagina has had loads of exposure 😂

Cheers, Suzanne.
instagram.com/feltmelons
instagram.com/suzymca
facebook.com/feltmelons

(My primary and original Etsy profile can be found here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/SuzyMcA)

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  • Suzanne McAleenan

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Last updated on Jul 8, 2018

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Last updated on May 11, 2022

Frequently asked questions

Wholesale availability

Because of their handmade nature and the physical labour involved, I do not offer wholesale per sé, as each one takes the same amount of time to create...no machines or mass production here :) But if you're looking to place a bulk order on behalf of a group, shipping to one address, please message me prior with approximate quantities, a geographical location, and a need-by date, and I can give you a bulk order quote including shipping :) Generally the bulk price would be 10-25% off retail, depending on style and quantity. Cheers!

Marking your order as a "gift"

You're awesome, gifting a Vaginament. Please make sure to use the recipient's address as your ship-to, and include a note, so they know who it's from!