Home of the Fluffy Mermaid by FloridaBornCompany on Etsy

What can I say? After seasons upon seasons of being confused what this 230cm carbon fiber pole with awkward-looking flat plastic thingys at the ends was doing in my hands while I sat in my giant plastic clog on the river, I finally know: it’s a Shit Creek Steering Device. Do yourself a favor and label your Shit Creek Steering Device and avoid years of personal confusion as well as condemnation from your neighbors as to why a double-sided baking stirrer is permanently hung in your carport. Shipping is super fast and the vinyl is quality stuff.

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