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Announcement Modern cross stitch patterns with funny, sassy, sweary quotes. Offensive and custom designs for your stitchy pleasure. Instant-download PDF charts.

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Last updated on May 27, 2021

Modern cross stitch patterns with funny, sassy, sweary quotes. Offensive and custom designs for your stitchy pleasure. Instant-download PDF charts.

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Carpe Fucking Diem Sunshine Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Inappropriate Cross Stitch Pattern

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In Loving Memory of When I Gave a Shit Gravestone Instant Download PDF Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

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Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Cursing Swearing Cross Stitch Pattern

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I Poop Breakfast Chicken Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Counted Cross Stitch Pattern

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Have a Nice Fucking Day Flower Wreath Floral Instant Download PDF Offensive Inappropriate Cross Stitch Pattern

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If You Teach a Man to Fish Mansplain Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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Fuck It Floral Wreath Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Inappropriate Cross Stitch Pattern

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Did You Fall From Heaven Owl Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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Eat a Bag of Dicks Heart Rude Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Vulgar Cross Stitch Pattern

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I Don't Care Cute Bird Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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No Heart Llama Alpaca Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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Fuck Your Bad Vibes Rainbow Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Inappropriate Cross Stitch Pattern

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I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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Don't Be a Prick Cactus Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

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I Do Not Spew Profanities Owl Instant Download PDF Cursing Cross Stitch Pattern

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Because Fuck You, That's Why Snail Rude Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

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Pepper Spray First Apologize Later Ant Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Sassy & Rude Cross Stitch Pattern

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Fuck Around and Find Out Rude Bird Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Cursing Cross Stitch Pattern

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Lick Me I'm Delicious Ice Cream Naughty Modern Instant Download PDF Funny Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

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Don't Be a Cuntosaurus Dinosaur Rude Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Vulgar Cross Stitch Pattern

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You Ain't Shit Octopus Rude Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cursing Cross Stitch Pattern

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Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver Naughty Modern Instant Download PDF Funny Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

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Fuck-a-Doodle-Doo Rooster Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Chicken Counted Cross Stitch Pattern

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Has It Occurred to You that I Don't Give a Fuck? Butterfly Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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Negative Space Fuck Floral Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Flowers Cursing Cross Stitch Pattern

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Seana on Apr 18, 2014

4 out of 5 stars

it is much smaller than I expected...But very well made

Small Chevron Bag - Pleated Orange Zig Zag Handmade Purse

Small Chevron Bag - Pleated Orange Zig Zag Handmade Purse
asweigart on Jan 5, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

My daughter loves to carry this purse around along with her baby doll.

Little Girls Purse - Pink Butterfly Child's Purse

Little Girls Purse - Pink Butterfly Child's Purse
Jane-Erie on Nov 15, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Really cute. I know my daughter will love it.

Little Girls Purse - Pink Butterfly Child's Purse

Little Girls Purse - Pink Butterfly Child's Purse
Nicole on Nov 4, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Well made, perfect gift! Fast shipping. Thanks!

Water Bottle Holder - Insulated Water Bottle Bag

Water Bottle Holder - Insulated Water Bottle Bag
DelBocaVista on Sep 2, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

This was exactly what I was looking for! Very well made, fits a water bottle perfectly.

Water Bottle Holder - Insulated Crossbody Drink Bag

Water Bottle Holder - Insulated Crossbody Drink Bag
Anonymous on May 16, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Bought one for myself and another for my mother. Will come in handy. Nice fabric and quick shipping.

Water Bottle Holder - Insulated Crossbody Drink Bag

Water Bottle Holder - Insulated Crossbody Drink Bag
Anonymous on Mar 5, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

I gave this to my sister in law for Christmas, she loved it! Fast shipping!

Handmade Chevron Purse - Pleated Yellow Zig Zag Small Handbag

Handmade Chevron Purse - Pleated Yellow Zig Zag Small Handbag
Anonymous on Jan 29, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Quick response. Item was shipped the following day. My son adores the pillow. Thank you!

Boy's Tooth Fairy Pillow Monster in Blue

Boy's Tooth Fairy Pillow Monster in Blue
Anonymous on Jan 28, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Colleen, I just got this bag today for my daughter and it is prettier than I expected. Thank you for shipping it out so quickly too. The packaging you sent it in was an extra treat. I'll be keeping an eye for new items! Thanks again!!!

Child's Purse for a Little Girl - Hearts and Flowers

Child's Purse for a Little Girl - Hearts and Flowers
Anonymous on Dec 6, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

Smaller than I expected, but I still love it, it'll make a great present! Thank you for the fast shipping.

Gray Chevron Zipper Pouch - Small Makeup Bag

Gray Chevron Zipper Pouch - Small Makeup Bag

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Carpe Fucking Diem Sunshine Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Inappropriate Cross Stitch Pattern

In Loving Memory of When I Gave a Shit Gravestone Instant Download PDF Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Cursing Swearing Cross Stitch Pattern

I Poop Breakfast Chicken Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Counted Cross Stitch Pattern

Have a Nice Fucking Day Flower Wreath Floral Instant Download PDF Offensive Inappropriate Cross Stitch Pattern

If You Teach a Man to Fish Mansplain Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Fuck It Floral Wreath Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Inappropriate Cross Stitch Pattern

Did You Fall From Heaven Owl Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Eat a Bag of Dicks Heart Rude Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Vulgar Cross Stitch Pattern

I Don't Care Cute Bird Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

No Heart Llama Alpaca Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Fuck Your Bad Vibes Rainbow Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Inappropriate Cross Stitch Pattern

I Am a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Don't Be a Prick Cactus Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

I Do Not Spew Profanities Owl Instant Download PDF Cursing Cross Stitch Pattern

Because Fuck You, That's Why Snail Rude Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

Pepper Spray First Apologize Later Ant Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Sassy & Rude Cross Stitch Pattern

Fuck Around and Find Out Rude Bird Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Cursing Cross Stitch Pattern

Lick Me I'm Delicious Ice Cream Naughty Modern Instant Download PDF Funny Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

Don't Be a Cuntosaurus Dinosaur Rude Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Vulgar Cross Stitch Pattern

You Ain't Shit Octopus Rude Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cursing Cross Stitch Pattern

Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver Naughty Modern Instant Download PDF Funny Offensive Cross Stitch Pattern

Fuck-a-Doodle-Doo Rooster Funny Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Chicken Counted Cross Stitch Pattern

Has It Occurred to You that I Don't Give a Fuck? Butterfly Modern Instant Download PDF Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Negative Space Fuck Floral Modern Instant Download PDF Offensive Flowers Cursing Cross Stitch Pattern

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