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It was up to me.

I did it.
I AM freakyoldwoman!

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  • Dawn

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator, I Do It All By Myself

Shop policies

Last updated on November 27, 2016

I'm not freaky and I'm not an old woman.

On the contrary, I am quite a classy mid-century broad.

Don't copy my stuff, I can get real ugly.

All designs copyrighted 2007-2016.

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Paypal
Returns and exchanges
Caveat emptor.

That means buyer beware.

Read item descriptions thoroughly and ask any questions prior to purchasing.

I trust my quality control experts, you can too.

Contact me if there is ever a problem, I WILL try to fix it.
Paypal payments only.

You can use most credit and (Visa/MC) debit cards through Paypal without having an account.
I ONLY send to addresses listed on the Etsy & PAYPAL TRANSACTION so make sure it's correct. If you want to have your order shipped elsewhere, have that address on your accounts.

I ship individual orders in regular business envelopes. Multiple orders ship in larger envelopes or recycled materials.

I only ship USPS first class mail. I do not ship via UPS or FedEx at this time.

I do NOT waste ink and paper on invoices or packing slips.

I only ship in the United States at this time. I can not make it to the post office while they are open for international shipping due to my current employment situation.

No exceptions.
Additional policies and FAQs
FreakyOldWoman started in 2007 as a novelty business, that means the stuff is just for fun.

No items are intended for children 12 and under.

If you don't share my humor or find the items offensive, then don't look.