GlowFyourself

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Portland, Oregon

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Casey on Sep 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Good stuff. Great stickers 👍

10 pack of GFY sugar substitute stickers, as seen on IG, tiktok, for mature adults only, fun for the whole bar, family, church & workplace!

10 pack of GFY sugar substitute stickers, as seen on IG, tiktok, for mature adults only, fun for the whole bar, family, church & workplace!
Ryan on Sep 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Baggie stickers are amazing. Hilarious prank

10 pack of GFY sugar substitute stickers, as seen on IG, tiktok, for mature adults only, fun for the whole bar, family, church & workplace!

10 pack of GFY sugar substitute stickers, as seen on IG, tiktok, for mature adults only, fun for the whole bar, family, church & workplace!
Diamond on Sep 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Love my plugs . Will order again

Custom image butt plug! Get your logo, a dragon, your moms face, a sports ball team or anything else! MATURE kinky gag gift gay bdsm b hole

Custom image butt plug! Get your logo, a dragon, your moms face, a sports ball team or anything else! MATURE kinky gag gift gay bdsm b hole
Joe on Sep 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

It was perfect as described even arrived early

Custom image butt plug! Get your logo, a dragon, your moms face, a sports ball team or anything else! MATURE kinky gag gift gay bdsm b hole

Custom image butt plug! Get your logo, a dragon, your moms face, a sports ball team or anything else! MATURE kinky gag gift gay bdsm b hole
rich on Sep 7, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Girthy but a great gift it turns out.

Jesse responded on Sep 7, 2023

That’s how my mom always described us 😂 Thanks a ton, may the girth be with you always!

Light up dong saber, with action sounds! The force is strong af when you hold this glowing space penor, for mature star fighters only

Light up dong saber, with action sounds! The force is strong af when you hold this glowing space penor, for mature star fighters only
Jay on Sep 2, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Friendly, helpful, and super fast to help out when we had an initial shipping issue. Will absolutely be buying more from Jesse!

Jesse responded on Sep 8, 2023

Thanks a ton for the order and for reaching out fellow star fighter, may the girth be with you always!

Light up dong saber, with action sounds! The force is strong af when you hold this glowing space penor, for mature star fighters only

Light up dong saber, with action sounds! The force is strong af when you hold this glowing space penor, for mature star fighters only
Miae on Sep 24, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great experience, excellent communication, exceeded my expectations

True Earth Keychain! Show the whole world you're woke af, unlock the flat out lies, jangle the keys of truth!

True Earth Keychain! Show the whole world you're woke af, unlock the flat out lies, jangle the keys of truth!
Ashley J on Sep 24, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

10/10 !!!!! Jesse is phenomenal. Super fast and efficient customer service. The plug with custom pic was super high quality and durable.

Custom resignation letter butt plug! Get your last words immortalized on a kinky parting gift, MATURE kinky gag gift for funny adults

Custom resignation letter butt plug! Get your last words immortalized on a kinky parting gift, MATURE kinky gag gift for funny adults
Dennis on Sep 22, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Totally awesome

MATURE - Jesus Christ, our lord and buttplug!! Feel the face of Christ smile every time you sit down, in church, the car and even at work!

MATURE - Jesus Christ, our lord and buttplug!! Feel the face of Christ smile every time you sit down, in church, the car and even at work!
JohnSpagnoli on Sep 20, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Love it! Lots of stickers and stuff in the package too!

Jesus Christ our lord, savior and nipple rings! Dangle that boi off them nipples, just like god hatched him from an Easter egg for! Mature

Jesus Christ our lord, savior and nipple rings! Dangle that boi off them nipples, just like god hatched him from an Easter egg for! Mature

About GlowFyourself

Sales 10,617

On Etsy since 2015

Drink, art, WIN.

Long ago, far away..probably at a bar, various young people gather round and make merry, eyes shifting, hands ready... cheeks.. clinched.

This is the story of a few brave souls, willing to risk it all, their jobs, their spouses..their very lives...to make awesome stuff, for your butthole...

The road is long and treacherous, though reasonably wide, and fairly easy to navigate even by the drunkest of hands, and, with in reason, well light at night.

JOIN US! On our epic quest, as we battle poverty, summon pizzas, spell poorly at grammar, become ensnared in the cuteness of our own kittens, and... procrastinate ..as if we would live...FOREVER!!

Remember..one does not simply binge watch Netflix and make sex toys..

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Jesse Lindsay

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GlowFYourself was founded in 2015, in Portland OR, by designer and artist Jesse Lindsay. Recently featured on TheDailyDot, Comedy Central, Fashion World Magazine, Dangerous Minds, Portland's Exotic Magazine and lots more, thanks for all the support!

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Last updated on February 8, 2016

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