goatcards' Shop Policies
Yes, I do realize I am mean, crude and abrasive; but I like it :)
Payment is expected via credit card or paypal immediately after order is placed and if paying by check or money order, items are shipped after payment is received and cleared. After 7 days with no payment or convo the sale will be cancelled.
I do my best to ship next day but I have a small child so give me a break!
If next day doesn't happen, I ship on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays via USPS First Class Mail (2 to 5 days). If you have problems with the United States Postal Service (I promise I won't tell), would prefer to use a different carrier, or just need it faster please let me know so we can make other arrangments.
Refunds and Exchanges
What?! You don't like it?! Are you crazy?!
Seriously, if for any reason you are unhappy with your purchase, please send me a convo so we can work out a way to remedy the problem.
In the case of a refund, only the price of the item will be refunded - not the shipping.
Additional Policies and FAQs
All of my cards are handmade by me and me alone. That being said there may be some variations due to the following reasons:
1) I need more sleep
2) I need more coffee
3) I don't mass produce so give me a break, okay!
*all papers may vary slightly*
One last thing: Don't rip my cards off. It takes me time to come up with these babies so come up with your own mean cards, okay.
I am totally up for wholesale orders. Just send me a convo so we can discuss.
Last Updated July 6, 2012