gobsmackd
Announcement
Greetings Future & Faithful Friends of Gobsmack’d Greetings
We’re 100% recycled and 100% post-consumer waste paper loving, compostable eco-clear sleeve using, tree huggers, and we’re going to save you valuable minutes in every week that you would normally spend manufacturing sentiment to put in card form. And we’re still going to say it without cheesy imagery or commonplace, corny declarations.
Announcement
Greetings Future & Faithful Friends of Gobsmack’d Greetings
We’re 100% recycled and 100% post-consumer waste paper loving, compostable eco-clear sleeve using, tree huggers, and we’re going to save you valuable minutes in every week that you would normally spend manufacturing sentiment to put in card form. And we’re still going to say it without cheesy imagery or commonplace, corny declarations.
All Items
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New Baby congratulations, mini me, car seats Phrenology Line No. 1802
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Valentine's Day card, Singleton card, St. Valentine's Day Massacre card, Truthteller Line No. 5114
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Christmas card, Magi Covenant, houseguests, holiday, Tis The Season Line No. 1234
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Thank You card, better than forgotten money, Well Played, No. 2206
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Congratulations card, Sidney Poitier card, Anecdote Line No. 7017
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Thank You card, you are so thoughtful, Well Played, No. 2201
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Bee's Knees card, Crush on you card, Let's Get Together card, Lexicon Line No. 7908
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Mercurial card, I'm sorry card, apologies, Lexicon Line No. 7904
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Miss You, Sammy Davis jr. reference card, Anecdote Line No. 7016
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Thank You card, you are my new favorite, Well Played, No. 2208
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St. Patrick's Day card, St. Patrick's Day origins, kidnapped, Truthteller Line No. 5121
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You are awesome card, Thank You, Frank Sinatra card, Anecdote Line No. 7011
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Let's go out, take a hint card, cue, theatre card, Shop Talk Line No. 7604
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Euphemism card, Happy Birthday card, Lexicon Line No. 7916
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Scratch card, New Job, congratulations card, Lexicon Line No. 7902
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Happy Anniversary card, complicated blend, Truthteller Line No. 5125
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Happy Halloween card, slutty costumes, Halloween origins, Hallowmas, Truthteller Line No. 5122
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Happy Valentine's Day card, gunshots & earlobes card, Truthteller Line No. 5118
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Groundhog's Day, prognosticating rodent, Half & Half Line No. 7115
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Single Valentine's Day, Moxie, Half & Half Line No. 7110
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St. Patrick's Day, bad Irish accent, Half & Half Line No. 7106
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Congratulations on wedding, funky chicken, Half & Half Line No. 7101
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Thank you card, dramatic irony, theatre card, Shop Talk Line No. 7608
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Crush on You card, Subtext, Shop Talk Line No. 7606
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Thank You card, international thanks, Well Played, No. 2205
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Thank You card, thunderdome of gift giving, Well Played, No. 2202
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Pyretic card, looking good card, You are Hot, Lexicon Line No. 7911
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Cornucopian card, Pregnancy card, Congrats on Being Knocked Up, Lexicon Line No. 7910
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Happy Columbus Day card, Enjoy a day off card, Truthteller Line No. 5117
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Happy Birthday card, diamonds vs. coal card, Truthteller Line No. 5116
$4.50 -
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Pregnancy, congrats, eating for two, Phrenology Line No. 1808
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Happy Halloween, scary movies, resolutions, Half & Half Line No. 7113
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Happy Birthday, Louis Armstrong reference card, Anecdote Line No. 7015
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You are pretty awesome card, Burt Lancaster card, Anecdote Line No. 7013
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Happy Birthday card, farce, theatre card, Shop Talk Line No. 7605
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Desiccate card, Happy Birthday card, Lexicon Line No. 7903
$4.50
Reviews
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Eve on Mar 21, 2020
5 out of 5 starsThank you for the card and the extra! Hope I don't need to send it out, but if I do...
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Dawn on Apr 23, 2018
5 out of 5 starsThis card and this shop are fantastic. The quality is top-notch, the shipping was great and the owner threw in a bonus. Great customer service with a great product.
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reeniem2007 on Oct 27, 2016
5 out of 5 starsQuick shipment of very cool St. Patrick's day card. Love it.
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reeniem2007 on Oct 27, 2016
5 out of 5 starsQuick shipment of St. Patrick's Day card. Awesome card, thanks.
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Carrie on Oct 26, 2015
5 out of 5 starsArrived in great shape. Will definitely purchase from you again. Thank you.
About gobsmackd
Greeting Card Company Born Out of the Ashes of a Terrible Gift
After an unfortunate, unflattering holiday gift of high-waisted, Ed Grimley-esque pants with suspenders and a white turtleneck sweater, I resolved to only give the gift of charity to friends and family instead of potentially unwanted presents. This required a nice and/or amusing card to notify the recipients of the charity chosen. On the market, all I found were saccharine, cheesy cards dripping with sentiment in undesirable fonts, so I started making my own. And my greeting card company, Gobsmack'd Greetings, was born. I write the copy, design the cards, write press releases, social media posts, and customer correspondence. I also take on freelance writing projects covering everything from birth announcements to dating profiles to website copy to cover letters. I also worked as the Content Consigliere and occasional hostess for Speechless, a local entertainment, and corporate training group through 2017.
Shop members
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Michelle O'Mirth
Owner
I once shook hands with Roald Dahl. I have written a dating manual for the romantically challenged. I have operated a commercial chop saw in a dress. I'm also a dramaturg, writer, event planner and greeting card maker.
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