grapestreetgreetings

Mildly offensive. Highly entertaining.

Denver, Colorado · 722 Sales

grapestreetgreetings

Mildly offensive. Highly entertaining.

Denver, Colorado 722 Sales On Etsy since 2016

5 out of 5 stars
(100)

Announcement   grape street greeting co. creates handmade greeting cards and gifts that bring the sass! Please note that all single greeting card orders are sent via regular mail in a protective envelope. No tracking is available unless three or more cards are ordered. Thank you!

Announcement

Last updated on Feb 12, 2018

grape street greeting co. creates handmade greeting cards and gifts that bring the sass! Please note that all single greeting card orders are sent via regular mail in a protective envelope. No tracking is available unless three or more cards are ordered. Thank you!

Cara Schaarschmidt

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Cara Schaarschmidt

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Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars
(100)
Janee Gerding

Janee Gerding on Feb 6, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

This was popular during our family Christmas party and gift exchange! You have great designs!

Janee Gerding

Janee Gerding on Feb 6, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

This was a hit at our family Christmas party and gift exchange! Unique and cute!

Larissa Vanderschuere

Larissa Vanderschuere on Feb 5, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Seller was very responsive and had a quick turnaround. I love the towels, they are very cute. They appear to be pre-washed, so you know that the print will remain in good shape after washing.

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Updates

New cards, new photos, new year! Grape Street Candle Co. And Craftery is open for business!

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About

What happens when a sarcastic copywriter gets laid off? Grape Street Greeting Co. and Craftery.

Shop members

  • Cara

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    Cara is a writer and mom in Denver, CO. After getting laid off she started writing snarky greeting cards on a vintage typewriter to stay busy and make her friends laugh. Now you can find sassy tea towels, aprons, wine totes, and more in her shop too!

Shop policies

Last updated on February 12, 2018

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
  • Other Method
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
If you are unhappy with your purchase, you may return it. Once received back, I will credit the money back to your account, or process an exchange that we agree on.
Shipping
We use USPS for most deliveries. Expedited shipping is available. I ship all orders within two to three business days unless otherwise noted. Thank you!
Additional policies and FAQs
Wholesale and bulk orders available upon request. Please message me for details. Thanks!