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halfmanhalfmonkey's Shop Announcement

CHECK OUT halfMANhalfMONKEY.com for more of my artistic endeavors as well as more USB Flash Drives that I can't sell on etsy.

A lot has happened since I started this etsy store in 2009. I still have monstoes, and will post up a few more very soon...And, I still make USB flash drives out of your favorite cartoon kids and super heros. But most of my time has been given to freelance graphic and illustrative work. I have fully updated my own website so check out halfmanhalfmonkey.com to see my portfolio or other usb drives I created. But for now, I will keep etsy fully stocked with awesome stickers. All stickers are full color, water proof, weather proof, wont fade for like, forever. They are one of a kinds, so collect them until they are gone. If you own a store and want to order in quantity, please message me and we can figure out how many you need.

**** CHECK OUT MY SOLD SECTION AND SEE WHAT OTHER MONSTOES I'VE MADE AND COULD EASILY MAKE AGAIN As well as USB Designs I made be currently NOT LISTED HERE BUT CAN FIND ON HALFMANHALFMONKEY.COM ****

http://www.etsy.com/shop/Monstoes/sold

halfmanhalfmonkey's Shop Policies

Welcome

Thanks so much for stopping by and checking out more information about my store. All of my Monstoes are made from Brand new socks I purchased at stores in my hometown of Chicago.... you may have seen me at target. Since they are brand new, fresh and clean, no worries about dirty socks....that would just kinda be disgusting. ALL USB Drives are made my me as well. I carve out each port and glue cleanly the drive into said Candy Holder or Vending Machine toy. Always more designs to come for both the drives as well as the Monstoes Sock Monsters.

Payment

I would always prefer that someone use paypal, but not everyone's that savvy. Though, checks and money orders are fine as well. If your internet savvy, and use paypal, I can get confirmation of payments received faster than depositing a check or money order. That means, I can send your Monstoe out sooner than later. We all know how long it takes a bank to cash a check but if you can wait, so can I.

Shipping

If you need international shipping and you dont see it listed for your country, please inquire and I will update the item with proper shipping price listed.

I send all Monstoes in the US by USPS SHIPPING with a delivery confirmation. Shipping international is never a problem, but I would need to price out the shipping cost before you make your final purchase. Just email me and we can make all proper adjustments to the final sale total. The cost will only be for the cheapest available method by USPS. So INTERNATIONAL SHOPPERS WELCOME!

Refunds and Exchanges

All sales are final. I am happy to to do what I can if something goes wrong during shipping, but otherwise, All sales are final. The socks I use are clean, and have never been worn. If you get your monstoe and love it for a week, then for some reason want to return it, that would be like wearing the socks for a week and trying to return them to the retail store you bought them from. Now tell me, what store is going to take them back? You understand my point then. I am happy to send you lots more pictures that I have taken of each monstoe if you needed to see more. If you have any concerns, please feel free to speak up and let me know what they are. With the USB Drives, if for some reason your are unsatisfied with your purchase, I will gladly take a return and refund your money within a week from delivery. ( I send everything with a delivery confirmation, so I know when things arrive.) Otherwise, all things on MONSTOES are hand made, one of a kind, and final sales. Thanks for understanding.

*** Your satisfaction is of course, my satisfaction ***

*** Um, I hope my humor comes across well.....I mean no harm ***

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CUSTOM ORDERS WELCOME....CHECK MY SOLD SECTION TO SEE PREVIOUS CUSTOM ORDERS FOR IDEAS

Last Updated May 9, 2011