HonestAFCards
Houston, Texas |
Announcement
Welcome to Honest AF Cards!
VERY HONEST, yet funny greeting cards for all occasions!
Our cards say what you really want to say!
Whether you're saying Happy Birthday Motherf---er or You're the Sh*t, we have the perfect cards!
And if you can't find exactly what you want to say, let us know and we'll be happy to create it for you!
Thanks for checking out the shop!
Be sure to follow us on Instagram @honestafcards and "like" us on Facebook!
Announcement
Welcome to Honest AF Cards!
VERY HONEST, yet funny greeting cards for all occasions!
Our cards say what you really want to say!
Whether you're saying Happy Birthday Motherf---er or You're the Sh*t, we have the perfect cards!
And if you can't find exactly what you want to say, let us know and we'll be happy to create it for you!
Thanks for checking out the shop!
Be sure to follow us on Instagram @honestafcards and "like" us on Facebook!
Items
Featured items
All Items
Reviews
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Mercedes on Jan 20, 2021
5 out of 5 starsI have ordered from this shop several times and the customer service and shipping time have always been exceptional!
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Valarie on Jan 18, 2021
5 out of 5 starsGreat quality and was exactly what I had doped for. Will definitely be back!
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kreinertsmith on Jan 5, 2021
5 out of 5 starsDue to NO fault of the business, I never received this product. She shipped it promptly, however the USPS dropped the ball--AGAIN. I contacted her now a month after I ordered it, and after the holiday, and without hesitation she understood completely and issued a refund due to the lost package. I was excited for this wrapping paper to show up, it looked awesome online, and it sucks that it did not arrive, but the professionalism she had shown in dealing with my lost item was greatly appreciated and did not go unnoticed. Ethics and professionalism in small business mean a lot to me and for that reason, I will be adding her to my favorites and will support her in the future. Thank you again for your assistance.
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Theresa on Jan 2, 2021
5 out of 5 starsUnusual and amusing sympathy card. I love it. Fast shipping.
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Theresa on Jan 2, 2021
5 out of 5 starsUnusual and amusing sympathy card. Well made. I love it.
Fast shipping, too.
About HonestAFCards
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Me being silly!
You're So F---ing Awesome!
Frustrated with greeting cards that are full of poetic sh*t I'd never say, I started Honest AF Cards with the sole purpose of simple, honest, often obscene, but funny messages.
My inspiration mostly comes from things I'd normally say. I also am inspired by other sources like family and friends.
I really love how even my friends who are a bit more conservative really get a laugh out of my cards.
My cards are simple and honest as f--k!
No flowers.
No balloons.
No sappy sh*t.
Just words.
I may be biased, but I think they're f--king awesome!
I hope you will too!
Shop members
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Verna
Owner, Creative Hustler
I'm a creative girl who rarely bites my tongue. Born and raised in Florida, I live in the cool, yet oh so weird, city of Austin, Texas. When I'm not creating funny cards, I like to photograph awesome people and beautiful places around the world.
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Angel
Silent Partner, Badass Creative Assistant & Customer Service Agent
Angel is the first person Verna runs ideas across for feedback. If she loves it, it's likely others will too! Shipping, food runs, bubble tea breaks and other miscellaneous duties are handled by Angel.
Production partners
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Screen Printing Shop
Houston, TX
Awesome screen printer takes my designs and prints them on the products.
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Local Sticker Shop
Austin, TX
Stickers printed and cut in Austin, TX by local vinyl sticker shop.
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Dope Pencil Company
United States
Pencils are hand-stamped by an engraving company.
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Awesome Screen printing Shop
Austin, TX
Awesome screen printing company in Austin, TX.
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Gift Wrap Sheets Printer
San Jose, CA
Prints Honest AF designs on gift wrap sheets.
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Tape Printer
China
Honest AF Tape is designed in Houston, Texas and printed in China. We carefully package and ship each roll from our Houston, Texas office.
Shop policies
Our cards are simple and honest as f--k!
No flowers.
No balloons.
No bullshit.
Accepted payment methods
Returns and exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
Returns and exchange details
I pride myself on customer satisfaction! I'm not happy until you're happy. After all, I'm a consumer too!
I make sure all prints and cards are photographed well to show colors and details.
There may be slight variations in color depending on computer monitors, but generally what you see is what you can expect to receive.
I package items with care to ensure the presentation is perfect when you receive your items.
Payment
All Texas orders will be charged 8.25% sales tax per state requirements.
Shipping
All other countries, arrival time of items varies, but can generally take 1-3 weeks.
During the Christmas holiday season, from November until January, orders may take longer to arrive after shipment.
Expedited, guaranteed shipping may be available for an additional fee.
We ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE for late, lost, stolen or damaged domestic or international orders, however, please let us know if you do not receive your item or it arrives damaged.
All customs taxes, fees, etc. are the sole responsibility of the purchaser.
Additional policies and FAQs
Message me details or quantity requests and I will create a listing that's specific to your needs.
Interested in wholesale?
Wholesale orders can be placed on honestafcards.faire.com