HonestAFCards

Houston, Texas

| 7,496 Sales |

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Average review rating is 4.8 or higher

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Announcement Welcome to Honest AF Cards!

UPDATE! UPDATE!
The shop will be on a short break from Dec. 3rd until Dec. 7th.
We will RE-OPEN Dec. 8th and ship orders daily until Dec. 20th.

VERY HONEST, yet funny greeting cards for all occasions!

Our cards say what you really want to say!
Whether you're saying Happy Birthday Motherf---er or You're the Sh*t, we have the perfect cards!

And if you can't find exactly what you want to say, let us know and we'll be happy to create it for you!

Thanks for checking out the shop!

Be sure to follow us on Instagram @honestafcards and "like" us on Facebook!

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 3, 2023

Welcome to Honest AF Cards!

UPDATE! UPDATE!
The shop will be on a short break from Dec. 3rd until Dec. 7th.
We will RE-OPEN Dec. 8th and ship orders daily until Dec. 20th.

VERY HONEST, yet funny greeting cards for all occasions!

Our cards say what you really want to say!
Whether you're saying Happy Birthday Motherf---er or You're the Sh*t, we have the perfect cards!

And if you can't find exactly what you want to say, let us know and we'll be happy to create it for you!

Thanks for checking out the shop!

Be sure to follow us on Instagram @honestafcards and "like" us on Facebook!

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Elizabeth on Jan 14, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

super cute, came quickly and got extra card!

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card
Tonia on Jan 6, 2025

5 out of 5 stars

The gift cards were high quality and designed well. The item matched description given. Definitely met my high expectations.

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card
Julie on Dec 30, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Clever way to gift to adult niece and nephews.

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card
Wendi on Dec 18, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

This is a great product!

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card
Jen on Dec 9, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

I’ve been looking for this exact keychain to replace one my husband had previously that broke. It’s a perfect stocking stuffer! Shipped super quick and packaged wonderfully. Thank you!

Funny Keychain - Funny Gift For Coworker - F*ck You, Pay Me - Stocking Stuffer - Gift for Boss - Gift for Business Owner

Funny Keychain - Funny Gift For Coworker - F*ck You, Pay Me - Stocking Stuffer - Gift for Boss - Gift for Business Owner
joyce on Dec 1, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Very cute. Exceptional quality. Arrived on time. Would definitely order again.

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card
Debra on Jun 24, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

I know my graduates will love this card ! Lol

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card
Debbie Downs and Kim Wilkie on May 21, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality- love the card, although shipping is very high for just one card 😩

Funny Father's Day Card for Mom - Happy Father's Day MOM - Sometimes The Best Dads Are Called Mom

Funny Father's Day Card for Mom - Happy Father's Day MOM - Sometimes The Best Dads Are Called Mom
Pam on May 16, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Second time buying this card. My first one I bought quite awhile ago. Love the card-it’s perfect!!

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card
Lauren on Apr 29, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Cute card for graduation gifts.

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card

About HonestAFCards

Sales 7,496

On Etsy since 2015

Me being silly!

You're So F---ing Awesome!

Frustrated with greeting cards that are full of poetic sh*t I'd never say, I started Honest AF Cards with the sole purpose of simple, honest, often obscene, but funny messages.

My inspiration mostly comes from things I'd normally say. I also am inspired by other sources like family and friends.

I really love how even my friends who are a bit more conservative really get a laugh out of my cards.

My cards are simple and honest as f--k!
No flowers.
No balloons.
No sappy sh*t.
Just words.

I may be biased, but I think they're f--king awesome!
I hope you will too!

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Verna

Owner, Creative Hustler

I'm a creative girl who rarely bites my tongue. Born and raised in Florida, I live in the cool, yet oh so weird, city of Austin, Texas. When I'm not creating funny cards, I like to photograph awesome people and beautiful places around the world.
Angel

Silent Partner, Badass Creative Assistant & Customer Service Agent

Angel is the first person Verna runs ideas across for feedback. If she loves it, it's likely others will too! Shipping, food runs, bubble tea breaks and other miscellaneous duties are handled by Angel.

Production partners

Screen Printing Shop

Houston, TX

Awesome screen printer takes my designs and prints them on the products.
Local Sticker Shop

Austin, TX

Stickers printed and cut in Austin, TX by local vinyl sticker shop.

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Awesome Screen printing Shop

Houston, TX

Awesome screen printing company Texas
Dope Pencil Company

United States

Pencils are hand-stamped by an engraving company.
Gift Wrap Sheets Printer

San Jose, CA

Prints Honest AF designs on gift wrap sheets.
Tape Printer

China

Honest AF Tape is designed in Houston, Texas and printed in China. We carefully package and ship each roll from our Houston, Texas office.

Shop policies

Last updated on February 16, 2023

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

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