Funkalicious Crochet Couture

3 Sales


Funkalicious Crochet Couture

3 Sales On Etsy since 2012

Announcement   Whimsical, one-of-a-kind colorful crochet creations.


Whimsical, one-of-a-kind colorful crochet creations.

Huxley King

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Huxley King


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Improvisational Crochet

I finally learned to crochet in the winter of 2010, thanks to the combined efforts of my crafty mother-in-law and my very patient friend, Cat.

It was a lifesaver.

At the time, I was suffering from frequent bouts of vertigo and spent most of my time reclined on a sofa like a Victorian invalid, trying to keep the room from spinning. It was, needless to say, a rather drab existence for a creative gal like myself. I longed to make art, to surround myself in color.
Fortunately, I discovered that if I propped myself up carefully, I could crochet without moving my head!

It was a revelation.

I soon abandoned the usual scarves and beanies. I started altering patterns. I started improvising. I realized I could "doodle" with yarn the way I did with ink. I combined colors in obnoxiously vibrant schemes, covered things in crocheted roses, and developed an obsession with ruffles.

I had found my métier.

Today, I'm vertigo-free, and even more obsessed with crochet ruffles. And I'm still making all sort of funkalicious, colorful, cool stuff!

Thanks for coming by.


Shop members
  • Huxley

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    Greetings and Salutations! I'm a color-junkie, a yarn addict, and a creative weirdo--and this is my shop! Come get yourself Huxlified, my dears. Life is always better in technicolor.

Shop policies

Last updated on July 13, 2012
Why, hello there!
All the crochet work you'll find here is 100% hand-made by yours truly, and most likely improvised while I'm drinking a cup of hot tea and watching something engrossing on Netflix. When you buy a hoox, you're buying something one-of-a-kind.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
I accept payment via Paypal.
Please pay within 24 hours of making the purchase, otherwise the transaction will be cancelled (and that would just be sad!).
For custom orders, the entire payment must be made up front before work begins on the project.
All pre-made items will be shipped within 48 hours (or less) from the time you pay for your order. Custom orders will vary in how long they take to complete (just drop me a line and I can give you an ETA), but will also ship within 48 hours of their completion.

Items mailed within the U.S. are mailed via USPS Priority Mail, and should arrive within 2-7 business days. Overnight delivery and such can be accommodated; just shoot me a message and I will inform you of the standard USPS rates.

Items shipped internationally are mailed via USPS International Priority Mail service, and should arrive within 6-21 business days.
Refunds and Exchanges
I want you to love your hoox!

You can get a refund on any pre-made product that is damaged or otherwise unpleasing to you by following these steps:

Contact me within two business days.
Ship it back to me within seven business days (the shipping costs are on you).

Custom items are non-refundable.
Additional policies and FAQs
I absolutely do custom orders! In fact, I LOOOOOVE doing custom orders. If there's something you want, or a particular color combination you're dying to wear, just contact me!