HyperboleSoapery
Pennsylvania, United States ·
HyperboleSoapery
Best. Soap. Ever. (Probably!)Pennsylvania, United States 38 Sales On Etsy since 2018
Announcement
I love making small batch, handmade soap, and I love getting a little silly with it. I’m beginning to shift toward vibrant soaps loaded with delicious smelling fragrances topped with puns and (primarily 80s) movie references. Why? Because I love delightfully bad movies and I love soap.
I’m working on upping our game with manly fragrances and products.
Announcement
I love making small batch, handmade soap, and I love getting a little silly with it. I’m beginning to shift toward vibrant soaps loaded with delicious smelling fragrances topped with puns and (primarily 80s) movie references. Why? Because I love delightfully bad movies and I love soap.
I’m working on upping our game with manly fragrances and products.
Reviews
Brenda Keefer on Feb 14, 2018
This soap was amazing!! Wonderful texture and extraordinary fragrance. It was shipped from the Seller immediately and arrived nicely packaged and within a few days. I will definitely purchase products from this Seller again.
Brenda Keefer on Feb 14, 2018
This soap was amazing!! Wonderful texture and extraordinary fragrance. It was shipped from the Seller immediately and arrived nicely packaged and within a few days. I will definitely purchase products from this Seller again.
About
Best. Soap. Ever! (Probably!)
Welcome to Hyperbole Soapery were we make the Best. Soap. Ever. (Probably!) What makes our soap so darn good? We love to make it! Who’s we? Okay, well, mostly it’s just me. Lisa Lester.
There’s this ice breaker (yeah, yeah, who does those?) that I was forced to participate in where you had to introduce yourself without using your name. “Hi, I’m a [mom. painter. writer. horseback rider. hiker. BATMAN!]
I had to ask myself who I was, and I was kind of like, crap, I just live at my desk. “Hi! I live at my desk.” *beaming smile* It killed me inside just a little. Don’t get me wrong, I love my day job, but it isn’t my passion. So, hello, there! I’m Lisa Lester. I’m a soaper, a reader, a sometimes writer and editor, and a jack-of-all trades. I love learning and sharing what I learn, and that’s why I took the plunge and decided to turn one of my hobbies into a business.
I’m really lucky to have an awesome husband that supports me in what I do. He even helps me out at craft shows and, maybe even cooler, he uses his 3D printer to make unique molds and stamps for my soap. We’re hoping to use his mad skills to create other nifty things in the near future.
Shop policies
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- Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns & exchanges
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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- To communicate with you about your order
- To fulfill your order
- For legal reasons (like paying taxes)
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Frequently asked questions
Care instructions
Allow your soap to dry between uses to ensure that they last for as long as possible.
Is your soap organic?
No, our soap is not organic. While we do occasionally use organic products, not all of the materials used to make each soap is organic.
Do you use lye in your soap?
You bet we do! Soap isn't soap if it isn't made with lye. Seriously. The thing about lye, though, is that properly made soap contains no lye. The soaponification process, the chemical process that occurs when mixing lye and oils, converts the lye to glycerin.
Why don't you accept returns or exchanges?
Due to the nature of soaps, we can not accept returns. We may offer replacements or refunds if needed. If there is any issue with your order please do not hesitate to contact us.
Why do you use synthetic mica?
I use synthetic mica from manufacturers who guarantee that their products are cruelty free and vegan. I enjoy working with bright colors that can't be achieved through other methods. Yes, there are "natural" micas, but there is a huge child labor issue surrounding naturally mined mica. So, synthetic for the win!
Are your products phthalate free?
Absolutely.