PaperShanks

Offending society one card at a time.

Salt Lake, Utah 353 Sales On Etsy since 2007

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PaperShanks

Offending society one card at a time.

Salt Lake, Utah | 353 Sales

Jailbird

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Jailbird

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    Announcement    Funny cards - offending society one card at a time since 2007. ~ Welcome to The Jailbird Commissary!

    Featuring the original Paper Shanks~ What is a shank?
    shank, shanked origin: prison slang, A homemade knife. made out of scrap of metal found anywhere and sharpened like a knife. and bottom tightly wrapped with a cloth as a handle. shanked.to be stabbed by a homemade knife. A Paper Shank card feels like you've been stabbed in the back or in the heart - you may die but you will die laughing!

    We give away free cards!
    There are ten ways to get an entry in to the drawing.

    1. Like us on Facebook.
    2. Like one of our posts on Facebook.
    3. Update your Facebook status with a link to our store.
    4. Pin one of our cards on Pinterest.
    5. Follow us on Twitter.
    6. Follow our blog http://papershanks.blogspot.com/
    7. Buy a card on Etsy.
    8. Favorite one of our cards on Etsy.
    9. Favorite our store on Etsy.
    10. Blog about us.

    When you use Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter and Etsy you are automatically entered in to the drawing. If you blog about us please let us know with a convo so you get another entry.

    How to enter coupon code: at checkout while you are still in your shopping cart click on the blue words that say "Apply shop coupon code" which is above the "pay with paypal" button. Copy/paste the coupon code.

    if you want a shank with a sharper edge/really offensive - please visit our other blog at http;//dirtyshanks.blogspot.com. What you need to know before you go
    - Dirty Shank Cards are not suitable for children, the pope, or if you are easily offended. Two blogs - twice the fun!

    We can do custom orders upon request - need more than one card, ask!

    Announcement

    Funny cards - offending society one card at a time since 2007. ~ Welcome to The Jailbird Commissary!

    Featuring the original Paper Shanks~ What is a shank?
    shank, shanked origin: prison slang, A homemade knife. made out of scrap of metal found anywhere and sharpened like a knife. and bottom tightly wrapped with a cloth as a handle. shanked.to be stabbed by a homemade knife. A Paper Shank card feels like you've been stabbed in the back or in the heart - you may die but you will die laughing!

    We give away free cards!
    There are ten ways to get an entry in to the drawing.

    1. Like us on Facebook.
    2. Like one of our posts on Facebook.
    3. Update your Facebook status with a link to our store.
    4. Pin one of our cards on Pinterest.
    5. Follow us on Twitter.
    6. Follow our blog http://papershanks.blogspot.com/
    7. Buy a card on Etsy.
    8. Favorite one of our cards on Etsy.
    9. Favorite our store on Etsy.
    10. Blog about us.

    When you use Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter and Etsy you are automatically entered in to the drawing. If you blog about us please let us know with a convo so you get another entry.

    How to enter coupon code: at checkout while you are still in your shopping cart click on the blue words that say "Apply shop coupon code" which is above the "pay with paypal" button. Copy/paste the coupon code.

    if you want a shank with a sharper edge/really offensive - please visit our other blog at http;//dirtyshanks.blogspot.com. What you need to know before you go
    - Dirty Shank Cards are not suitable for children, the pope, or if you are easily offended. Two blogs - twice the fun!

    We can do custom orders upon request - need more than one card, ask!

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    Shop policies

    Last updated on October 2, 2012
    Welcome to The Jailbird Commissary home of the original Paper Shank Cards.
    Proudly offending society one card at a time.

    Accepted payment methods

    Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
    Returns and exchanges
    These cards are not made for a Beverly Hills Boutique, they are gritty, slightly half-ass by design. Think of a knife a famous chef might use.... , then think of a knife you would make in a prison out of a razor blade taped together on a spoon handle. That is what you are getting - the prison shank - please read this carefully YOU ARE NOT GETTING A BEAUTIFUL KNIFE.

    I sell unique handmade items and therefore cannot accept returns. Because each item or card is hand stamped .. every item will be slightly different in placement & ink saturation and there will not be two items exactly the same. Each piece is its own little work of art, each & every piece is a one-of-a-kind. Any "imperfections" in the work are not flaws, but what gives each piece it's very own uniqueness
    Payment
    Direct check out is preferred.
    Paypal is available.
    Custom orders are required to pay in advance.

    Generally I only ship to the U.S. - individual requests for international shipping will be determined on a case by case basis, international orders must be over 30.00
    Shipping
    Shipping is only $1 to everywhere in the continental U.S. I will mail your order in a sturdy photo mailer. Please be aware that I cannot control the USPS - if you have a small mailbox and the mail carrier smashes, bends, folds, mutilates or otherwise damages the card because they try to shove it into your tiny mailbox, I cannot replace it. Cards are one of a kind, I do not have extra copies laying around.
    Additional policies and FAQs
    Please tell your friends about Paper Shanks! We will do custom and bulk orders, however paper, embellishments, ribbon may vary.