joedero

Original Paintings and Drawings

South Dakota, United States · 49 Sales

joedero

Original Paintings and Drawings

South Dakota, United States 49 Sales On Etsy since 2008

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Announcement   Welcome to my shop! Everything in here is a one of a kind original. NO PRINTS.
Have a look around and drop me a line!

Announcement

Welcome to my shop! Everything in here is a one of a kind original. NO PRINTS.
Have a look around and drop me a line!

Joe DeRosier

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Joe DeRosier

Reviews

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512farms

512farms on Dec 12, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

For some reason I wanted a portrait of Charlie Kelly And Joe had just what I needed. Great job, looks amazing, arrived quickly and safely.

Amy Potter

Amy Potter on Dec 5, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Even more beautiful in person! Seller very responsive and accommodating! Thank you, thank you!

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About

Good Morning. Please Read Me.

Dear Joe.
(From the housemate whom you love)

This morning I awoke to find two new completed pieces of artwork in the studio.

At first I was scared they were ghosts.

But our ghosts do not look like Jack White and Adele.

I think your superhero power is the ability to stay up all night and work while also watching three sports games and eating a cauldron of popcorn.

I also wonder how you can tell the difference in hue between the 17 red pastels... I mean, they are all red, right?

Oh, could you pick up the x-acto knife that rolled underneath my desk? It makes me wonder what your real plan for our future is...

How do you come up with all these new ideas? Could you please invent other things too? Like a new Skittles dispenser. Or an Emily clone.

How do you have the patience to re-work the canvasses and always have them turn out? Good thing you don't listen to me when I scream, "STOP WORKING, THE PIRATES ARE COMING!"

Can I get your signature now? So I can make some money when you leave me when the President takes you to preserve you in the Natural History Museum in D.C.

I never knew you could use my Glamour magazine to make something quite better than what is was before. And just because you can make painting out of my glamour doesn't mean you can use my mascara!


Also, thank you for not selling prints of your stuff. It all real or no deal!

Love, Emily

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  • Green Guy

    Spray Paint Shaker

    Often passes out on the couch and enjoys doing roundhouse kicks

  • Joe DeRosier

    Owner

  • Emily

    Inspiration

    Mentions Halloween every day and bosses Green Guy around

Shop policies

Last updated on February 3, 2011
Alright people...... shop policies!
Right off the bat, I just want to say that I'm really really laid back. If you have any questions about something that I don't cover in this section or if you have a special request that may go outside the guidelines below just send me a message and we can try to work something out.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
As of right now the only thing that I'm accepting is PayPal. so far it's been working out great and I haven't had any problems with it. At the same time I realize that not everyone uses PayPal and it's not the easiest thing in the world to set up. I wouldn't want to take away from all of you impulse shoppers... i know all of my stuff is extremely moving and some of you might just NEED to have it NOW.
Now that Veruca Salt is happy.... those of you that are not using PayPal and would still like to order. Please just let me know, I'm sure that we could work something out. Even if you want to trade me a birthday cake and a bike for a painting... I'm sure i'll have to give Etsy their cut of like, some frosting and and handlebar grip, but we'll make sure that everyone is paid and happy.
Shipping
Normally I'm very very fast at shipping. I don't have everything pre boxed up, everything is actually still hanging on my walls. But i don't have a very high volume right now so I can focus all my energy on getting your order out. I hand pack everything myself, with a few extras thrown in. Normally i just ship USPS and go with whatever is cheapest.... if you are order a larger painting, i may go with someone else, normally i can get a better deal with someone else on items over 5lbs. Again if you have any special request or question just ask.
Refunds and Exchanges
I am always more then willing to work with you to either fix any issue that has come up or just refund your money if that is what you wish. I haven't run into an issue yet, but i know how it is, sometime things that you see online just start to look different in your head before they arrive at your door. Just let me know what the issue is and i will do what i can to help you over the internet, or if need be i'll pay the postage to have you mail it back and i can fix anything that has come up.
A little disclaimer. The one thing that i will not change is the image. I think that goes without saying. If you receive a painting and you're thinking, "wow this is the most amazing thing that I've ever seen! but i really wish that the guy in the front had blue hair"....... I'm not going to paint the guys hair blue for you. Everything that is on the surface of the painting is there for a reason. I'm not going to sand down bumps, or pluck of brush hairs....... or my hair.
But if you have a question about how to hang it or frame it or signatures, background info, preservation.... anything like that just let me know.
Additional policies and FAQs
Most of my work right now is unframed. The painting either have sides that have been painting flat white, flat black, or have just been left messy with awesome drips running down them. If you would like your painting framed, let me know. It would help if you let me know that you would like if framed before your initial purchase so that i can adjust the price to include the frame. Keep in mind that i will be hand making the entire frame so this will delay shipping a bit. If you have already purchased a painting and would like it framed after the fact, just let me know and i can create another Etsy listing just for your frame and you can just purchase them individually.