knotbygranma

Hilarious Gifts, Butts, Crochet Patterns, & Kits

Poughquag, New York · 1316 Sales

knotbygranma

Hilarious Gifts, Butts, Crochet Patterns, & Kits

Poughquag, New York 1316 Sales On Etsy since 2005

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Jess Schleicher

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New illustrations for new butts! Such a joy to be able to get back to drawing. That snake is cracking me up! joysnake
20% off the entire shop and free shipping after $98 for the Etsy birthday sale!!! #Etsyturns13 #IveBeenHereThatLong sunglasses
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About

Hilarious Gifts, Butts, Crochet Patterns, & Kits

Whether you are are looking for some great crochet patterns & kits or just shopping for hilarious gifts that get a laugh every time; Knot By Gran’ma is the place for you.

Knot By Gran’ma specializes in various animal butt designs, originally designed crochet patterns, & crochet pattern kits. There’s never a dull moment when you’re visiting, and there’s always plenty for you to see.

Each design is handmade, using various crochet techniques and skills. The KBG crochet patterns are true to the skill level stated and professionally tested before release. These pieces are meant to inspire the child inside of all of us with the use of color and texture… and maybe push you to try new things.

A little about the woman who runs this rodeo… My name is Jess. I run Knot By Gran’ma from my studio in the Hudson Valley, New York. I always have some sort of fiber on me, and my hair is probably messed up.

Shop members

  • Jess

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    I think it's amazing that we can create amazing works of art with just some string and a hook. Humor, texture, and color are important aspects of my work, along with making you smile by catching sight of one of my pieces.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 23, 2018
Here are my shop policies and frequently asked questions.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Digital downloads
Returns are accepted on non-digital items. Please contact me within 14 days. Items are to be returned in their original condition within 30 days of receiving it, less S&H.

Custom orders are not able to be returned.

PDF crochet patterns are non-refundable due to their nature.
Payment
How can I pay you? - You can pay through Direct Checkout with a credit card.

How about a custom order? - Custom orders require a non-refundable 50% payment upfront. The remaining is to be paid before shipping the order.
Shipping
How do you ship domestic packages? - I ship using USPS first class shipping with delivery confirmation. International orders are first class air. If you would like me to upgrade to priority mail or add insurance to a piece, please let me know so I can figure out the shipping charge. Delays caused by the USPS are out of my control. Please leave enough time when ordering if you have a time sensitive order.

There is no shipping charge for PDF crochet patterns. You download them instantly.

I'm an international buyer, what should I know about your shipping? - International customers are responsible for all fees, taxes, and duties which belong to their countries. ALL INTERNATIONAL ITEMS ARE SENT FIRST CLASS MAIL. Delays caused by the USPS are out of my control. Please leave enough time when ordering if you have a time sensitive order.

PDF Crochet Patterns:

How do I get my crochet pattern? - You directly download it after your payment goes through. No waiting!
Additional policies and FAQs
Do you have a mailing list? - Yes. Please sign up. It's cool. http://eepurl.com/cbfeX
Privacy
This Privacy Policy describes how and when I collect, use, and share information when you purchase an item from me, contact me, or otherwise use my services through Etsy.com or its related sites and services.

This Privacy Policy does not apply to the practices of third parties that I do not own or control, including Etsy or any third party services you access through Etsy. Please see the Etsy Privacy Policy to learn more about its privacy practices.

Knot By Gran'ma Privacy Policy

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This Privacy Policy describes how your personal information is collected, used, and shared when you visit or make a purchase from etsy.com/shop/knotbygranma (the “Site”).

PERSONAL INFORMATION WE COLLECT
When you visit the Site, we automatically collect certain information about your device, including information about your web browser, IP address, time zone, and some of the cookies that are installed on your device. Additionally, as you browse the Site, we collect information about the individual web pages or products that you view, what websites or search terms referred you to the Site, and information about how you interact with the Site. We refer to this automatically-collected information as “Device Information”.

We collect Device Information using the following technologies:
- “Cookies” are data files that are placed on your device or computer and often include an anonymous unique identifier. For more information about cookies, and how to disable cookies, visit http://www.allaboutcookies.org.
- “Log files” track actions occurring on the Site, and collect data including your IP address, browser type, Internet service provider, referring/exit pages, and date/time stamps.
- “Web beacons”, “tags”, and “pixels” are electronic files used to record information about how you browse the Site.

Additionally when you make a purchase or attempt to make a purchase through the Site, we collect certain information from you, including your name, billing address, shipping address, payment information (including credit card numbers, email address, and phone number. We refer to this information as “Order Information”.

When we talk about “Personal Information” in this Privacy Policy, we are talking both about Device Information and Order Information.

HOW DO WE USE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION?
We use the Order Information that we collect generally to fulfill any orders placed through the Site (including processing your payment information, arranging for shipping, and providing you with invoices and/or order confirmations). Additionally, we use this Order Information to:
- Communicate with you;
- Screen our orders for potential risk or fraud; and
- When in line with the preferences you have shared with us, provide you with information or advertising relating to our products or services.
- If you opt-in, we use your email address for marketing purposes.

We use the Device Information that we collect to help us screen for potential risk and fraud (in particular, your IP address), and more generally to improve and optimize our Site (for example, by generating analytics about how our customers browse and interact with the Site, and to assess the success of our marketing and advertising campaigns).

SHARING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
We share your Personal Information with third parties to help us use your Personal Information, as described above. For example, we use Etsy to power our online store--you can read more about how Etsy uses your Personal Information through their privacy policy. We also use Google Analytics to help us understand how our customers use the Site -- you can read more about how Google uses your Personal Information here: https://www.google.com/intl/en/policies/privacy/. You can also opt-out of Google Analytics here: https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout.

Finally, we may also share your Personal Information to comply with applicable laws and regulations, to respond to a subpoena, search warrant or other lawful request for information we receive, or to otherwise protect our rights.

BEHAVIORAL ADVERTISING
As described above, we use your Personal Information to provide you with targeted advertisements or marketing communications we believe may be of interest to you. For more information about how targeted advertising works, you can visit the Network Advertising Initiative’s (“NAI”) educational page at http://www.networkadvertising.org/understanding-online-advertising/how-does-it-work.

You can opt out of targeted advertising by using the links below:
- Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/settings/?tab=ads
- Google: https://www.google.com/settings/ads/anonymous
- Bing: https://advertise.bingads.microsoft.com/en-us/resources/policies/personalized-ads

Additionally, you can opt out of some of these services by visiting the Digital Advertising Alliance’s opt-out portal at: http://optout.aboutads.info/.

DO NOT TRACK
Please note that we do not alter our Site’s data collection and use practices when we see a Do Not Track signal from your browser.

YOUR RIGHTS
If you are a European resident, you have the right to access personal information we hold about you and to ask that your personal information be corrected, updated, or deleted. If you would like to exercise this right, please contact us through the contact information below.

Additionally, if you are a European resident we note that we are processing your information in order to fulfill contracts we might have with you (for example if you make an order through the Site), or otherwise to pursue our legitimate business interests listed above. Additionally, please note that your information will be transferred outside of Europe, including to Canada and the United States.

DATA RETENTION
When you place an order through the Site, we will maintain your Order Information for our records unless and until you ask us to delete this information.

CHANGES
We may update this privacy policy from time to time in order to reflect, for example, changes to our practices or for other operational, legal or regulatory reasons.

CONTACT US
For more information about our privacy practices, if you have questions, or if you would like to make a complaint, please contact us by e-mail, via Jessica Schleicher, at knotbygranma [!at] gmail.com