Lindsay, Lady of Glencairn, Scotland was a young master of faux floral arrangements. At the age when most children were playing with dolls and asking their mothers how to color within the lines, Lindsay was scaling the Himalayas.

With a map in one hand and a hot glue gun in the other, Lady Lindsay (at that time simply Lindsay),along with her Sherpa, Gonzo Bin Gonzo Bin Bin Bin, finally found a hidden Tibetan crafting village. There, monks taught Lindsay how to strip generic floral groupings and how to weave the individual flowers around wreaths, making arrangements so beautiful they made the Dalai Lama cry tears of joy.

After the Tibetan Craft fair of 99' where she took first place, besting the Yeti & his knit toe socks, the Yeti threatened to enslave everyone in the village out of anger. To lesson the threat to the monks, Lindsay was banished from the village, narrowly escaping the Yeti's wrath.

She is now on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram trying to earn money from commissions of her craft masterpieces so she can raise money to defeat the Yeti, free the monks and her beloved Sherpa Gonzo Bin Gonzo Bin Bin Bin. Will you help Lindsay on her quest or will you side with the Evil Yeti?