Absurdist Apparel by Justin and Elise

Salem, Massachusetts

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Last updated on April 30, 2022

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We pride ourselves in being quite prompt with sending your item out. However, if you need to add expedited shipping, we can do that, too. Just let us know and we'll send an amended invoice for the price difference. If you'd like to insure the package, that can be arranged as well. All you need to do is add $1.65 to the total cost while paying through PayPal and send us a note to let us know you've decided to use the insurance option.

Our packages are always wrapped up pretty so if you'd like to send one of our items as a gift, we'd be delighted to include a handmade card with a short message from you at no extra charge.

We provide thorough descriptions of our items and their fit so we do not offer returns because of buyers remorse. It's very important to us that you are happy with your purchase so if you have any questions at all about the fabric, fit or any other details you can send us a conversation and we'll respond promptly. We will of course honor any refund on items if we have made some sort of mistake.

Special ordering: We are not currently accepting any more special requests. If you really want a special something you can always suggest it and it just may happen but we can't make promises at this time.

One last bit: Please note that all of our clothing is bought secondhand and embellished with our designs. We are vigilant about making sure the garment is in great condition and has no spots or smells or other unpleasant things. We choose to operate this way because we love to make one-of-a-kind items that are environmentally sustainable and not high priced.

If you have any questions feel free to contact us.

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