robinplemmons
Asheville, North Carolina |
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10 Cool Things To Do When You’re Overwhelmed & Feeling Like Sh*t
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This is a celebratory gay ornament for our tree!
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Celebrate your brave self Christmas ornament!
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Dear Santa, Just give everyone some weed & an impeachment this year. Thanks. Christmas ornament
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This year was hard. Wishing you comfort & joy ornament
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2019 The year you kicked some serious ass ornament
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I need you to always remember that I love you with my whole heart. Christmas ornament.
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Let's Slow Down. Moon Christmas ornament.
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Dear Santa, I need some donuts, tequila, & some chakra healing. Thanks. Christmas ornament.
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Dear Santa, just give everyone inner peace this year. Thanks. Christmas ornament.
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Dear Santa, I want my cat to talk to me. I'm drunk. Byeeeee. Christmas ornament.
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Jingle Bells. Your butt smells. Christmas ornament.
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Dear Santa, I just want to take a forking nap.
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Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid. Frederick Buechner.
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Sometimes it's the only word that will suffice. F bomb print.
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Dear Me.
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Give A Damn print
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Go outside. Be kind. Wash your crotch. Print.
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Go ahead. Get unabashedly enthusiastic about yourself. 8"x10" print.
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Super good life advice. The last 2 lines are my favorite. 8"x10" print.
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Let's remember. We don't have to figure it all out today. One day at a time. 8"x10" print.
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The world needs your work now more than ever. 8"x10" print.
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Announcement Hi! I create things that aim to make you happy in your heart & pants area. I also want to encourage the shit out of you. I enjoy caulk jokes & showering to Wu -Tang. Find me on the rest of the internets here: instagram: @robinplemmons | FB: Robin Plemmons Art + Words | twitter: @robinplemmons | pinterest: robinplemmons
Announcement
Hi! I create things that aim to make you happy in your heart & pants area. I also want to encourage the shit out of you. I enjoy caulk jokes & showering to Wu -Tang. Find me on the rest of the internets here: instagram: @robinplemmons | FB: Robin Plemmons Art + Words | twitter: @robinplemmons | pinterest: robinplemmons
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Andrea on Jan 12, 2020
5 out of 5 starsI absolutely love everything I order from Robin, but the ornaments are my favorite because they are perfect for the tree, but also perfect for year-round display. :) This one is a great representation of what I needed to wrap up the year!
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Jenna on Dec 28, 2019
5 out of 5 starsThe packaging was perfect. The shipping was fast. This ornament was absolutely perfect. The gift was well received. Thank you so much!
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Paula on Mar 26, 2019
5 out of 5 starsRobin never disappoints. Perfect gift for one of my best friends!
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Frances on Dec 13, 2018
5 out of 5 starsPerfect as always! This is my third year to sport a Robin Plemmons ornament on my tree. Each one truly evokes what was most meaningful about that year. I'll treasure them always <3
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Marissa on Aug 30, 2018
5 out of 5 starsLove Robin's Work! It came well wrapped on time with a sweet note that made me laugh. Thanks Lady!
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Robin on Aug 28, 2018
5 out of 5 starsLove it all. Great communication and quick delivery. Thank you again.
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About robinplemmons
Robin Plemmons is lemons with a pea
Robin Plemmons is an artist/ illustrator, a writer, and an overly enthusiastic (yet not annoying) cheerleader at heart. She makes things that aim to make you happy in your heart and pants area. Her motto is "balls to the wall, y'all" and valiantly attempts to live it out in all aspects of her life. She was voted "Best Indie Crafter" and "Blogger You'd Most Like To See Naked" in Western North Carolina. She has worked with American Greetings and her work can be seen in boutiques, art galleries, and here on Etsy.com. She wants to encourage the shit out of you.
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Robin Plemmons
Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator, Artist & Illustrator
Robin Plemmons makes things that aim to make you happy in your heart & pants area. She believes that the words we see in our faces everyday are more powerful than we recognize. She loves you, bold color, corn dogs, & caulk jokes.
Shop policies
I'm Robin Plemmons & I make feel good art. I create the kind of art that aims to make you feel better & awesome & alive & hopeful & inspired.
I want you to laugh like an idiot. I want you to keep it real. I want you to be yourself & love yourself. I want you to get in touch with something bigger than yourself. I want you to thrive. I want you to love.
A couple of years ago I adopted the phrase, "balls to the wall, y'all" as my own personal motto & have been incorporating it into all aspects of my life. What you see here stems from that.
This is my art. I love creating it & I love that it makes people feel & think & do & laugh.
The world needs that. I need that.
Other shit about me:
- I work out of my home in the NC mountains & am a mom to a crazy, curious, beautiful little girl who likes to stick her fingers in my paint when I'm not looking.
- I am mostly self taught. Those years in community college art class don't really count because I'm pretty sure my professor was drunk the entire time. Not even kidding.
- I married a good ol' boy who is my constant source of hilarity. Don't let the calloused hands fool you, the dude is a softie.
- I am an advocate for nipple hair awareness.
- I appreciate every customer that comes my way. I hope you find something that speaks to you. If not, then you are clearly dead inside. Just kidding. Probably.
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All orders are shipped via USPS ground. If you desire a tracking number & insurance & all that fancy stuff, let me know & I can ship it to you at an additional cost via priority mail.
For international orders, send me a convo & I can tell you how much it will cost to get it to you!
P.S. I use salvaged wood for some of my creations which means there will be slight imperfections or knots in the wood grain. I think It adds to the organic character of it & is a good reminder that you have saved that particular piece of wood from eternal doom in a stupid landfill.