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Michelle on Aug 25, 2025
5 out of 5 starsThis professor knows what they are about. Keep us beautiful, your learn-ed-ness! The grateful masses salute you!
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ThatOneGuy on Jun 6, 2023
5 out of 5 starsAll good! Soft, but strong enough to keep my 'stache from looking too wild!
argyleLlama responded on Jun 6, 2023
Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoy it.
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Bill on Mar 4, 2023
5 out of 5 starsQuality of the oils is very good. The oil goes in smoothly and doesn't rest on the surface. I think that the fragrance strength for these is just right. I got unscented for my mustache area and the scented for the rest of the beard. The scent is pleasant that way without being overwhelming to my sensitive sense of smell. The snake oil was the best one for me. It reminds me of the smell of my favorite store when I was kid, so this will stay a favorite of mine for a long time. Earl Gray had just the right tones to it for a night out on the town with my wife. Barbary Coast has a nice crisp smell to it. The box and packing were also nice- the wooden box fits the bottles, all of my balms, and my brush. Often times I don't think about where to keep it all, so having this was a nice extra.
argyleLlama responded on Jun 6, 2023
Thank you so much! I am glad the scents agree with you, too.
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Bill on Feb 27, 2023
4 out of 5 starsThe stiff hold mustache wax is a little weak for my current bristles, but it works very well with enough applied. Once I get to the right growth, this wax will be great for a stiff hold. I also really really appreciate the availability of no-scent products! I like cooking and don't need to smell something weird with my food.
argyleLlama responded on Feb 27, 2023
Thank you for the feedback! We'll look into changing the wording in the post to reflect it's strength. I'm delighted that you enjoy the product!
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Adam on Mar 8, 2020
5 out of 5 starsShipping took a while but, the quality is decadent. It just melts in your hands and everything about it smells and feels good. I did get it heavily scented.. wich is offputting. The option is nice though, and a little turns into a rich conditioning salve that smells perfect, like a tea shop on the beach, all day long might I add. I also got the hand and body lotion, heavily scented as well... I recommend not doing that.
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Etsy buyer on Feb 1, 2020
5 out of 5 starsProf. Llama's beard balm is by far the best beard product I've ever used. I tried so many oils/ butters/ balms over the past few years and none of them compete with this one. I was looking for a really soft balm to soften my beard and that's exactly what I got. My package shipped on time, and came within a week. The packaging itself was wrapped nice and safely, so nothing would be damaged. I ordered 1 tin of beard balm, and received many samples which was super nice! He threw in another full size balm, a full size oil, a lip balm, and a mini oil all for free! The sents on these products are amazing. My favorite by far is the tea early grey hot one. It smells like a nice cup of tea with fresh lemon in it, and my wife loves it too. I highly recommend prof. Llama and will continue to by all my beard products here!
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Ember on Jan 15, 2019
5 out of 5 starsGreat quality and the perfect amount of scent, not overpowering yet also not underwhelming. Love the packaging and the quick turn around.
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Amy on Dec 7, 2018
5 out of 5 starsI am SO HAPPY the professor is back!! Just in time to help my sore winter hands. Thank you!!
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Prof. Llama
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3D & Multimedia Artist. Home coffee roaster, home brewer, webOS devotee. Lover of things. The one legend spoke of. The Llama abides. http://llama.carrd.co/
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Frequently asked questions
What is Beard Oil?
BEARD OIL is like a daily leave in conditioner (and smell-improver) that really helps with the itch of growing in for the newly bearded. You'll be amazed by the number of people that compliment your beard and want to touch it and smell it! (I still am.)
How much beard oil should I use?
Everyone has to gauge for themselves how much to use. A few drops should be good for softening stubble, but my beard is 6-8" long and I use a full squeeze of the dropper. If you've used too much, just use it like a lotion on your hands or elbows - or rub it through the rest of your hair!
What is Beard Wax and Whipped Beard Balm?
BEARD WAX and WHIPPED BEARD BALM both offer more control and deeper conditioning than oil, but wax controls better & balm is farther toward the conditioning end of the spectrum. The whipped balm makes your beard really soft and smooth. The wax is a soft wax and won't give you crazy loops like competitive beard stylers, but it will control fly-aways and help keep things where you put them.
Custom and personalized orders
Absolutely! I'm constantly trying new things (and foisting new products on my friends to try out) and I love to customize things!
Message me and we'll work it out. I'm even willing to make custom labels or try different packaging if you want.
Gift wrapping and packaging
I love wrapping gifts. Just let me know what you want!
What ingredients do you use?
I'm always searching for the best ingredients. I use organic whenever possible.
Each product has the ingredients listed on their pages, but common ingredients are jojoba oil, sweet almond oil, vitamin E oil, coconut oil, shea butter, cocoa butter, beeswax, and essential oils (never fragrance oils).
How do you make your beard grow faster? / Does X essential oil make it grow faster?
Patience and time. / No.
Will essential oils cure my dysentery/ make my broken bones heal/ make my ex-wife fall back in love with me?
No. They make things smell nice.
Maybe they'll make you more relaxed, or more awake, or clear your nose - but that's it.
Do you ship to (place that is not in the US or Canada)?
You bet! I love making beards and skin happy, and spreading that love across the world.