RETURN: Return accepted if item is not as described. Please let us know if you wish to return anything (i.e.: don't just send it back to us without warning, with or without an apologetic note). Refunds will be made promptly in like payment type.

McWeirdo's accepts PAYPAL (and credit cards through PayPal), personal checks, money orders. We are happy to make other arrangements, but no Nigerian international money orders, please.

SHIPPING: domestic shipping by USPS First Class mail with delivery confirmation! International shipping to anywhere by First Class international. Items will be securely wrapped with as much supporting material—cardboard, peanuts, bubblewrap—as we can cram in. INSURANCE: Unless expressly requested, insurance will not be universally provided, but if an item arrives damaged by our fault in packing, we will make every effort to replace or refund the item (we feel confident in making this offer because we tend to overpack, and nothing has arrived broken in a long, long time.)

Weirdy McWeirdo? Is she really weird? Yes. Very weird. Just ask my teen-aged daughter. Well, no, don't ask her. She's too busy runnign around without her jacket and forgetting to take her vitamons to give you a civil answer. Just take my word for it.