Behind me, the Atlantic.

7 Sales


Behind me, the Atlantic.

7 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars

Announcement   If you see any listings, they are probably just for testing.
Caveat emptor!
That's latin for, "You don't really want to buy that."


If you see any listings, they are probably just for testing.
Caveat emptor!
That's latin for, "You don't really want to buy that."

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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars

Jessica on Dec 10, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

Look at that fuzzy face! Cuteness!

Matt Quirk

Matt Quirk on Apr 7, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

What an amazing Small Green Frog! I was overwhelmed by the [product] and the Hawk/Volkswagen delivery method. Wow!


Natalie on Dec 13, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

this is the most unique sunset thing of all time



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  • Matt Quirk

    Owner, Assistant, Creator

    Yup. That's me, alright. Amazed yet? Cool!

  • Natashakitty


    Natashakitty is a ... kitty.

  • Gaston


    Gaston is a cat.

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Last updated on Apr 12, 2016
Frequently asked questions

Your listings are weird and cost too much?

That's true! They are pretend listings, but need to be active, so I price them high to prevent accidental (or humorous) purchase.

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Take good care to do that.

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They are soulless killing machines.

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It is incredibly difficult to gift wrap a bear. Don't ask.

What is that?

That, my friend, is a bear.