mattdaquirk

Behind me, the Atlantic.

7 Sales

mattdaquirk

Behind me, the Atlantic.

7 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars
(3)

Announcement   If you see any listings, they are probably just for testing.
Caveat emptor!
That's latin for, "You don't really want to buy that."
Thanks.

Announcement

If you see any listings, they are probably just for testing.
Caveat emptor!
That's latin for, "You don't really want to buy that."
Thanks.

Matt Quirk

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Matt Quirk

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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(3)
Jessica

Jessica on Dec 10, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

Look at that fuzzy face! Cuteness!

Matt Quirk

Matt Quirk on Apr 7, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

What an amazing Small Green Frog! I was overwhelmed by the [product] and the Hawk/Volkswagen delivery method. Wow!

Natalie

Natalie on Dec 13, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

this is the most unique sunset thing of all time

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US$500.00

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  • Matt Quirk

    Owner, Assistant, Creator

    Yup. That's me, alright. Amazed yet? Cool!

  • Natashakitty

    Assistant

    Natashakitty is a ... kitty.

  • Gaston

    Assistant

    Gaston is a cat.

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Last updated on Apr 12, 2016
Frequently asked questions

Your listings are weird and cost too much?

That's true! They are pretend listings, but need to be active, so I price them high to prevent accidental (or humorous) purchase.

Custom and personalized orders

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Make them all sizable

Care instructions

Take good care to do that.

What about bears?

They are soulless killing machines.

Gift wrapping and packaging

It is incredibly difficult to gift wrap a bear. Don't ask.

What is that?

That, my friend, is a bear.