mattdaquirk

Behind me, the Atlantic.

7 Sales

mattdaquirk

Behind me, the Atlantic.

7 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars
(3)

Announcement   If you see any listings, they are probably just for testing.
Caveat emptor!
That's latin for, "You don't really want to buy that."
Thanks.

Announcement

If you see any listings, they are probably just for testing.
Caveat emptor!
That's latin for, "You don't really want to buy that."
Thanks.

Matt Quirk

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Matt Quirk

Funk Improved 400%
US$1.00
Cat In Bag | 1001 uses
US$50.00
Le Chat
US$100.00
Gaston the Cat
US$150.00
Delicious Taco Emotions
US$500.00
Many / Chairs / with / Variations
US$500.00
Mustache
US$510.00
This Is My Jam
US$650.00
Shoe Variation Test
US$750.00
Vintage Cheeseburger
US$5,000.00
Bad Day Survival Kit
US$8,000.00

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(3)
Jessica

Jessica on Dec 10, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

Look at that fuzzy face! Cuteness!

Matt Quirk

Matt Quirk on Apr 7, 2015

5 out of 5 stars

What an amazing Small Green Frog! I was overwhelmed by the [product] and the Hawk/Volkswagen delivery method. Wow!

Natalie

Natalie on Dec 13, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

this is the most unique sunset thing of all time

Updates

Natasha requests that I get the camera out of her face.

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Cat In Bag | 1001 uses
US$50.00
America!

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Many / Chairs / with / Variations
US$500.00
Groucho ponders a delicious cheeseburger.

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Vintage Cheeseburger
US$5,000.00

About

Soon I shall reveal my nefarious plans!

Misfit Publications is what I have always called my endeavors. I hope to soon have some examples of my work to show and sell here. It can best be described as cartography of places that never were. Or something along those lines. Not sure yet. OK.

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  • Matt Quirk

    Owner, Assistant, Creator

    Yup. That's me, alright. Amazed yet? Cool!

  • Natashakitty

    Assistant

    Natashakitty is a ... kitty.

  • Gaston

    Assistant

    Gaston is a cat.

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Last updated on Apr 12, 2016
Frequently asked questions

Your listings are weird and cost too much?

That's true! They are pretend listings, but need to be active, so I price them high to prevent accidental (or humorous) purchase.

Custom and personalized orders

Bacon ipsum dolor amet capicola turkey biltong, chicken hamburger cupim salami cow pork loin rump. Alcatra tenderloin tail strip steak. Ball tip kielbasa pig, pork belly chuck short loin doner filet mignon cow brisket bacon prosciutto rump sirloin shankle. Ham ground round short loin prosciutto, cow pork belly swine brisket t-bone beef corned beef kevin. Drumstick boudin sausage meatloaf picanha beef ribs tri-tip alcatra ham hock swine. Sirloin t-bone spare ribs, turkey jerky flank ribeye beef ribs beef picanha pork loin.

Sizing details

Make them all sizable

Care instructions

Take good care to do that.

What about bears?

They are soulless killing machines.

Gift wrapping and packaging

It is incredibly difficult to gift wrap a bear. Don't ask.

What is that?

That, my friend, is a bear.