MiscreantandtheMuse
Smooth shipping
Has a history of shipping on time with tracking.
Rave reviews
95% or more recent reviews were 5 stars.
Announcement
It's almost summer and we're launching our latest item - super comfortable, adjustable, fabric headbands! We've got rave reviews on these in person and have finally been able to bring them online. Fresh back from vacation, we're fully stocked on cutting boards, fabric and mugs and we're ready to bring everyone's favorites to your doorstep.
Want to explore even more? Visit us at:
Facebook: @MiscreantandtheMuse
Pinterest: @mamasamess
Instagram: @MiscreantandtheMuse
Announcement
It's almost summer and we're launching our latest item - super comfortable, adjustable, fabric headbands! We've got rave reviews on these in person and have finally been able to bring them online. Fresh back from vacation, we're fully stocked on cutting boards, fabric and mugs and we're ready to bring everyone's favorites to your doorstep.
Want to explore even more? Visit us at:
Facebook: @MiscreantandtheMuse
Pinterest: @mamasamess
Instagram: @MiscreantandtheMuse
Items
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Reviews
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Sarah on May 12, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis cutting board is such high quality! I got it for my husband and he LOVES it.
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Logan on May 4, 2022
5 out of 5 starsIt’s awesome, its lightweight & the engraving is perfect. And the added apron is awesome too. I’ll probably use this mostly for display, only thing is I wish there was an even bigger version.
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Jimi on May 3, 2022
4 out of 5 starsI love the cutting board. The apron was not exactly what I expected.
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Cynthia on Apr 30, 2022
5 out of 5 starsthe softest t-shirt on planet. can’t wait to purchase more. quick shipping 🫰🏾
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infamousrenie1 on Apr 26, 2022
5 out of 5 starsGreat product! Shipped quickly and looks great in my kitchen!
About MiscreantandtheMuse
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By day I'm an analyst helping others grow their businesses and keeping constant notes of new ideas products. -
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I keep constant inspiration near me in the studio...you'll often find a favorite collectible tucked away nearby. -
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Our fabrics are just another extension of our collections. Running out of a print is always a sad day in the studio.
For Fans, By Fans... We love it all too!
Our foundations are simple...
1. Be creative. Always.
2. Love what you love- with a passion.
3. Do ALL the things. And if you don't know how, just figure it out.
What started with a vampire's bite necklace back in 2008 has grown into a full, fun and unique outlet for us to create items we love - items that people share with their best friends or buy for themselves as a treat. We can't get tired of hearing that ours was "the perfect gift" or "so unexpected". We've had the opportunity to welcome people to their new homes, celebrate monumental moments or just share a laugh with someone far away.
We are so grateful that our crazy ideas are connecting people out there that are a lot like us.
A little dark, a little sarcastic, a little cute - everything goes here within our virtual Etsy walls.
Shop members
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Sara Green
Owner, Designer, Sewer
A manager in the corporate rat race, a lover of classic monster movies and comic books, of music, TV and movies. I'm a sucker for pop culture. I'm a fangirl. I'm an artist. As my husband says, "Baby, you're a mess!"
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Bryan Green
Designer, Owner, Maker
Yep, that's right. I sew, too. The punk to her pop with a penchant for making things a little extra dark. I'm also a handyman, hot sauce chef and DIY punk homesteader. When she says we do all the things she is definitely not lying.
Production partners
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A print shop
Pittsburgh, PA
American-based print shop specializing in high-quality, custom screen printed merchandise.
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A print fulfillment partner
Miami, FL
Our designs are 100% created in house. We then partner with a direct-to-garment print shop for apparel and accessories to help us keep up with demand and improve our shipping times.
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A print fulfillment partner
Sioux Falls, SD
A leading print-on-demand fulfillment partner, working to allow business owners to focus on design and customer service rather than production.
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A print fulfillment vendor
Princeton, IA
State-of-the-art print-on-demand fulfillment center focused only on apparel in order to offer some of the best shipping turnaround in the market.
Shop policies
Custom orders are welcome - send us a message to let us know what you are looking for and we can help create the perfect items.
Accepted payment methods
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Shipping
We are experiencing very long international shipping delays.
During times of high volume, to help keep production and shipping times down, orders will get a tracking number during the production process. This may cause an order to appear in the "Pre-Transit" status longer than expected. This does not mean there is a problem with your order. Please allow 5 business days for the shipping status to change before reaching out for more information.
While we make every attempt to ship orders as quickly as possible we are still a small team and can sometimes get bogged down with volume. Here's the basics:
- Each item is made to order.
- Batches ship generally every weekend.
- Shipping expectations are listed on each item individual. Apparel and mugs require 2- 3 weeks (generally faster). All other items usually ship within 3-5 business days.
- If you need an item by a specific date just LET US KNOW. We always make every effort to accommodate special requests.
- Items are shipped first-class USPS