nearmoderndisaster

cards for people you want to make out with - and more

Jacksonville, Florida · 4574 Sales

nearmoderndisaster

cards for people you want to make out with - and more

Jacksonville, Florida 4574 Sales On Etsy since 2009

5 out of 5 stars
(850)

Announcement   *Orders of $25+ (before shipping & taxes) always ship with a freebie!*

Interested in bulk quantities? We may be able to offer a discount depending on the size of your order. Please let us know what you're interested in ordering and we'll make sure you get the best pricing!

Announcement

Last updated on Jan 8, 2017

*Orders of $25+ (before shipping & taxes) always ship with a freebie!*

Interested in bulk quantities? We may be able to offer a discount depending on the size of your order. Please let us know what you're interested in ordering and we'll make sure you get the best pricing!

Sam Kramer

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Sam Kramer

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5 out of 5 stars
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Amanda Wright

Amanda Wright on Apr 24, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Looooove my pin but haaaaaate summer. :)

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About

Near Modern Disaster is a one-lady operation fronted by Sam Kramer. Sam has been working under the name since 1999 - and Near Modern Disaster has gone through many incarnations over the years. (It was a killer Geocities page back in the day.) Its current (and most memorable) form as a line of greeting cards has been around since January of 2009 when Sam posted her first Valentine’s Day cards on Etsy. She initially touted the line as “cards for people you want to make out with” - a sentiment that still stands.

Though 2009 was the initial start for the stationery line, it was more of a hobby than a business until 2014 - the year Near Modern Disaster debuted at the National Stationery Show in NYC. AKA the year shit got real.

Since 2014, Near Modern Disaster has grown from a line of greeting cards to a small gift line - adding different items over the years like notepads, coffee mugs, and enamel pins. You can now find Near Modern Disaster products in about 250 stores nationwide - and a dozen or so stores across Canada.

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Find nearmoderndisaster at the following upcoming market!

  • Moxie Craft Fest

    Brunswick Municipal Court, 1229 Newcastle St

    Brunswick, GA

    May 12

    WE ARE A GROUP OF MAKERS COMMITTED TO BRINGING A FRESH, ECLECTIC VIBE TO THE GOLDEN ISLES THROUGH HANDMADE GOODS CRAFTED BY LOCAL ARTISANS.

Shop policies

Last updated on March 13, 2017

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
FL residents will be charged 7% sales tax.
Shipping
You are responsible for verifying your shipping address. If you have entered an incorrect address when placing your order, contact us immediately and we will make the change before shipping IF YOUR ORDER HAS NOT GONE OUT YET. We ship orders VERY quickly - some within 1 hour of being placed - and cannot be held responsible if your order has already shipped to an incorrect address you have provided. Buyer is responsible for any costs incurred in reshipping.

Domestic orders ship via USPS First Class Mail with a printed label and tracking. Large and/or bulky orders will ship via USPS Priority Mail.

Most domestic orders arrive within 5 business days once they leave our studio in FL, but shipping times are not guaranteed. You will receive a shipping notification when your order goes out - along with a tracking number. USPS will give you an estimated date of arrival. Please note that this is an ESTIMATED date - not set in stone. Orders that "NEED" to be received by a certain date MUST arrange expedited shipping methods in advance. We are not responsible for items that arrive after the USPS "estimated" delivery times.

International orders ship First Class International without tracking. Delivery can take 1-3 weeks, depending on location. Shipping with tracking is NOT CHEAP. If you are not based in the USA and would like to upgrade your shipping options, please contact us BEFORE you place an order so we can discuss options and create a custom listing for you.
Refunds and Exchanges
If item arrives damaged, please contact us immediately and we will discuss replacement.

Otherwise, all sales are final. No refunds.
Additional policies and FAQs
International buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. We are not responsible for delays due to customs.