nearmoderndisaster

cards for people you want to make out with - and more

Jacksonville, Florida · 4404 Sales

nearmoderndisaster

cards for people you want to make out with - and more

Jacksonville, Florida 4404 Sales On Etsy since 2009

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Announcement   *Orders of $25+ (before shipping & taxes) always ship with a freebie!*

Interested in bulk quantities? We may be able to offer a discount depending on the size of your order. Please let us know what you're interested in ordering and we'll make sure you get the best pricing!

Announcement

Last updated on Jan 8, 2017

*Orders of $25+ (before shipping & taxes) always ship with a freebie!*

Interested in bulk quantities? We may be able to offer a discount depending on the size of your order. Please let us know what you're interested in ordering and we'll make sure you get the best pricing!

Sam Kramer

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Shop policies

Last updated on December 5, 2016

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
FL residents will be charged 7% sales tax.
Shipping
HOLIDAY SHIPPING NOTICE:

We are shipping orders EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. that USPS is open between now and Christmas. Every domestic order ships with tracking via USPS First Class mail. Orders usually arrive in 2-5 business days - but we CANNOT guarantee a specific delivery date. If you would like to pay for expedited shipping, please contact us BEFORE placing your order and we will send options your way.

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Domestic orders ship via USPS First Class Mail with a printed label and tracking. Large and/or bulky orders will ship via USPS Priority Mail.

Most domestic orders arrive within 2-5 business days once they leave our studio in FL, but shipping times are not guaranteed. You will receive a shipping notification when your order goes out - along with a tracking number. USPS will give you an estimated date of arrival. Please note that this is an ESTIMATED date - not set in stone. Orders that "NEED" to be received by a certain date MUST arrange expedited shipping methods in advance. We are not responsible for items that arrive after the USPS "estimated" delivery times.


International orders ship First Class International without tracking. Delivery can take 1-3 weeks, depending on location. Shipping with tracking is NOT CHEAP. If you are not based in the USA and would like to upgrade your shipping options, please contact us BEFORE you place an order so we can discuss options and create a custom listing for you.
Refunds and Exchanges
If item arrives damaged, please contact us immediately and we will discuss replacement.

Otherwise, all sales are final. No refunds.