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Funny · Sexy · Naughty · Sarcastic · Creative · Quirky · Cards · Gifts · Stationery · Stocking Stuffers · Christmas · Holidays · Weddings / Flytrap makes smart people laugh.
danics1025 on Mar 21, 2017
This is a fun addition to a 1st year anniversary gift. I'm looking forward to gifting it. Thanks!
lauriealex on Mar 20, 2017
ladykristal on Mar 20, 2017
ladykristal on Mar 20, 2017
Making Smart People Laugh
Flytrap makes smart people laugh. Unconventional and curiously bold, Flytrap products bring humor, moxie, and raw sex appeal to modern gifting. Discover cheeky wit and stylish design in a sharp collection that inspires fun and fearlessness.
··· Bold Products. Transform the way you live and gift.
··· Exceptional Quality. Top quality design and production.
··· Elite Service. Flytrap customers leave satisfied. Period.
··· Top Seller. One of Etsy's Top 100 Stationery Sellers.
Owner, Writer, Designer
1970s: Won inconsequential art contest with crap prize. 1980s: Wrote lots of ridiculous spy novels and embarrassing poetry. 1990s: BBA, Marketing fell through car sunroof and landed near bottle of tequila. 2000s: Established Flytrap.
1. Short Run Printer
· Greeting Cards, Little Boxes
- Accepts Etsy gift cards
Returns & exchanges
- Digital downloads
- To communicate with you about your order
- To fulfill your order
- For legal reasons (like paying taxes)
Frequently asked questions
RETURN & EXCHANGES: Does Flytrap offer returns?
Yes. Within 60 days of item receipt, you can return like-new products for a full refund. Contact Flytrap to start process. Blind returns not accepted.
DELIVERY TIMEFRAMES: When will I receive my order?
R E G U L A R · S H I P P I N G
· · · Standard Shipping: 4-10 business days
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 3-4 business days
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 2-3 business days
· · · Standard / First Class Shipping: 2-4 weeks
· · · USPS Priority Shipping: 1-2 weeks
· · · USPS Express Shipping: 0-1 week
CUSTOM ORDERS: Can I customize or personalize a product?
Only on orders over $300. Add personal message, change copy, or get custom design. See PRINTABLES at http://printables.shopflytrap.com for cheap alternatives and self-customization options.
BULK DISCOUNTS: I'm buying a lot. Can I get a discount?
Yes. Spend-based coupons are listed in each product description.
CANCELLATIONS: Can I cancel beyond the 1-hour window?
Maybe. If your order receipt says "Not Shipped", contact Flytrap to cancel.
WHOLESALE: What's your wholesale program?
Profitable, Reliable, and Unconventional. You'll work with an 8+ year wholesale veteran to get over 50% off MSRP. Enjoy low minimums, speedy delivery, and easy returns. Order now at http://wholesale.shopflytrap.com
WHOLESALE: Can I order below the minimums?
Yes, but the discounts aren’t as generous. Contact me for more info.
CONSIGNMENT: Would Flytrap consider consignment?
No, thank you.
BLOGGERS: Can I feature you on my blog?
Maybe. I'm happy to send samples to the right blogger with the right credentials. I'm also open to giveaways, etc. Please contact me for info.