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I mail most packages within 48 hours (unless it's a custom order) via USPS First Class. There have been a lot issues with extremely long shipping times. Most packages I mail sit in a "pre-transit" state even though they have left my mailbox. I unfortunately have ZERO control of this situation. If your package seems to be late then please let me know. I'll be happy to tell you what I see on my side but it's usually limited. If you need a package for a special date please feel free to contact me to discuss expedited shipping.
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Noir's Etsy Parlor is filled with oddities, curiosities, and spooky cool items for your noir decor needs. Whether it's Gothic Chic, Neo Victorian, Dark Cottagecore or Dark Academia, you'll find something spook-tacular for your tomb sweet tomb. From funerary antiques and ephemera, to art prints, to quack medicine collectibles we have something for everyone who lives in the shadows. Take a look and see what's waiting for you in my parlor.
FREE SHIPPING - All orders have free USPS First Class shipping for orders over $35
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About NoirOddities
Finding homes for the strange & unusual items that cross my path since 2014.
Shop members
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Pamela Smith
Owner, Curator, Do It All Person
Professional weirdo who loves all things strange and unusual. I love being able to save and rehome the antiques that have history or tell a story about our strange past. I love Halloween and am a self proclaimed taphophile.
Production partners
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Atomic Cotton
KS, United States
Atomic Cotton is the screen printing company that prints our shirts
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F-Stop Photography
Kansas City, MO
Professional Archival Photographer, located in KCMO. Brad photographs rare antique book plates and prints for Noir.
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Half Embalmed Taxidermy
MO, United States
Simone Smith is a licensed taxidermist with over 14 years of experience. She specialized in rogue taxidermy art and memorial preservations.
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Lugnut Designs
Kansas City, MO
Lugnuts is a KCMO design company manned by artist Sean Moore.
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Printful
Charlotte, NC
Printing fulfillment
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Printful
Charlotte, NC
Print on demand company
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Cancellations: not accepted
Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.
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Frequently asked questions
Is Noir's physical parlor in Kansas City going to reopen?
Most likely not anytime in the near future but anything is possible.
Seller details
is considered a professional seller (known as a trader) in the EU. What's this?