Atomic50sHousewife

Omaha, Nebraska · 2449 Sales

Atomic50sHousewife

Omaha, Nebraska 2449 Sales On Etsy since 2014

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Announcement   ***SHOP CLOSING APRIL 7!!!*** Loved bringing you sarcastic fun, but I will be focusing on a new, non-sarcastic/non-artistic business now, lol~ If you have any orders, please get them in by Friday, April 7th- I will be disabling the ability to order after that time, but the shop will technically stay open until all orders are filled~ Thanks, everyone!

Announcement

Last updated on Mar 30, 2017

***SHOP CLOSING APRIL 7!!!*** Loved bringing you sarcastic fun, but I will be focusing on a new, non-sarcastic/non-artistic business now, lol~ If you have any orders, please get them in by Friday, April 7th- I will be disabling the ability to order after that time, but the shop will technically stay open until all orders are filled~ Thanks, everyone!

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Now It's Time To Say Goodbyyyye..!!!

The Atomic 50s Housewife will be closing shop on April 7- to everyone who has liked, purchased, commented, or shared my fun, sarcastic sense of humor- I thank you profusely! It has been such fun to share these items with you, but all good things must eventually come to an end, and I will be moving on to a new, non-sarcastic (well...ha!)/non-artistic business venture now. Any orders through April 7 will be sent out, no worries- shop will be closed completely after that...again, thanks so much for allowing me to share the wonderful world of sarcasm with you all!

Mary

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Shop members

  • Mary

    Owner, CEO In Charge Of Biting Wit And Dripping Sarcasm, Resident Dreamer

    I have to admit that I truly enjoy what I do, and I love the reactions that my fun, sarcastic pins and magnets elicit from people! It's a wonderfully creative outlet for pent-up sarcasm, and I hope you enjoy it as well!

Shop policies

Last updated on February 21, 2016
There is one thing about pinning a badge to your purse, backpack, jacket, etc. - that little thing can make a statement, tell a little about who you are and how you think, and make you laugh every time you look at it! Living in a place where we get a LOT of snow, my sarcasm is at an all-time high, lol. I hope you will enjoy these badges as much as I have enjoyed making them!

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
Items will be shipped after payment is received.
Shipping
Items are shipped first class through USPS in a small, manilla envelope with a thin layer of foam to protect your pins/magnets, so that they can reach their destination, hopefully, with no mishaps!

SHIPPING OVERAGES: I have no control over how often USPS changes the prices on their shipping, and I know it is disheartening how high it is. However, after your items have been mailed, any shipping charges over $1.50 US will be refunded to you.

TO ALL INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS: additional customs duties/tariffs/taxes may apply to your order. Every country is different, so please speak with your mail service if you have any questions.
Refunds and Exchanges
If your badge(s) are damaged in any way, please contact the shop so we can fix it up for you!

On each of the item descriptions, it states that if a magnet or pin back button is not specified in a "note to seller" at checkout, you will be sent a pin back button. If you decide you want a magnet or magnets instead, you MUST contact me BEFORE MAILING. Once it is mailed, I can still change it but the policy will be that the items must be mailed back to me (you pay the shipping fee), and I will make magnets and mail them back to you (I pay the mailing fee). Obviously, it's a lot easier to change them while I still have them, so please be sure before you check out that you have chosen which you prefer- I have a tendency to mail before the mailing date, a lot of times!

Refunds are on a case-by-case basis-the pictures of my products are pretty much true-to-life, and I think you will be happy with what you receive!
Additional policies and FAQs
Where Do You Ship?
As of now, we are shipping worldwide. I will put something in regarding that, that I put into the Shipping Policy, just in case it was missed, for International customers:

"TO ALL INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS: additional customs duties/tariffs/taxes may apply to your order. Every country is different, so please speak with your mail service if you have any questions."

Please check before ordering, because some of the costs regarding customs, duties, tariffs, and taxes can be high, depending on the country. I want people to be aware in their country of those possible costs before ordering, so there are no nasty surprises for them!
Wholesale?
Contact me if you are interested in buying wholesale- we will work something out on a case-by-case basis!

What About Custom Orders?
If you have something original you want on a badge, contact the shop and I am more than willing to work with you on it. There is a one-time charge of $10.00 for the design of your badge plus the cost of the badges themselves (depending on the number of badges you order, the price goes down), and your design will be yours and yours alone- in other words, I won't use it anymore! You will receive a proof of your design with a watermark to approve before the actual item(s) are made- it can be sent as a PDF or in jpg. format.

Where Do You Get Your Pictures/Ideas From?
I take the copyrights of others very seriously - therefore, the pictures I use are found in the Public Domain. I do NOT use copyrighted pictures, and if there is one in my collection somewhere it is not intentional- so if you see something that you know to be copyrighted or if you own it, please let me know along with proof of copyright. I am very careful with the images I use, and take every care that I am legally able to use them.

More information

Last updated on Sep 18, 2016
Frequently asked questions

Custom and personalized orders

We customize and personalize according to your specifications~ if you need a set of pins or magnets that need to be personalized, say, for a wedding or something? Contact the shop, and let us build you a custom order to give you exactly what you're looking for!

Wholesale availability

I do wholesale orders for pins and magnets, generally only in groups of 15 pins/magnets or larger. Contact the shop to have a custom order set up with your specifications!