Welcome to Numptyland!

Penicuik, United Kingdom · 581 Sales


Welcome to Numptyland!

Penicuik, United Kingdom 581 Sales On Etsy since 2006

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Anonymous on Jun 17, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Cute cufflinks, kind and careful seller, perfect packaging.... I'll certainly buy on this shop again!!

Anonymous on Aug 27, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

Thanks for the quick delivery of these lovely earings. They'rre perfect and I'm sure my sister is going to love them!

Anonymous on Aug 20, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

I buy almost everything online and have done for quite a few years and this is the best service I have ever received. It has been a pleasure from start to finish. My order was delivered in record time and the presentation and packaging of the fantastic cuff links was second to none. Thank you very much.

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Shop policies

Last updated on November 8, 2015
Welcome to my little corner of Etsy. Thanks for stopping by! You’ll find all manner of numptiness here, I hope it makes you smile.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
At this time, I only accept payment via PAYPAL. Payment is expected upon checkout and no later than within 3 days of making your purchase. The sooner you pay, the sooner I can get your item wrapped up and ready to ship out to you - I'm as eager to get your item to you as I'm sure you are to receive it! If you have any problems with payment, please contact me.
I try to ship as soon as possible once payment has been received, usually the day or day after you order, and always within two business days. I always get in touch to let you know when your item(s) will be shipped, and again once your order is on its way.

Custom orders may not ship as fast, however as with all orders, I will be in touch to keep you informed about your special item(s) and of course to let you know when they will be sent.

All orders to UK addresses are sent First Class via the Royal Mail, and international orders are sent via the Royal Mail’s International Standard (formally Airmail) service. My shipping price covers the cost of postage and packaging. Orders sent within the UK should arrive within one or two days. International orders should arrive within five to fourteen days, dependent upon destination. Please note that all these times are approximate and mail can take more or less time to reach you than stated above due to delays in customs and so on. Buyers are responsible for any custom charges applied. If you are worried about your order please get in touch as soon as possible.

All orders are sent out in padded (bubble) envelopes. Cufflinks come to you in small boxes. Earrings will vary between boxes and organza bags depending on their size. Magnets, key chains and other fabulous numptiness will arrive in organza bags or boxes, again, dependent upon size. Rest assured that ALL items are wrapped in additional bubble wrap before making their way into their envelopes!

PLEASE ensure that the address you supply via Etsy matches the address you have on file with Paypal. I cannot ship your order until I know where it is supposed to go!
Refunds and Exchanges
Please contact me as this will be determined by each individual case. I want you to love your purchase and I will do everything possible to make things right. Please note that unless any pierced earrings you receive are not as ordered or arrive damaged, they cannot be exchanged for hygiene reasons. Should this occur, please contact me as soon as possible. Buyers are responsible for any re-shipping fees unless the mistake is mine.
Additional policies and FAQs
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me - either via the contact seller option (Etsy convo) or feel free to drop me an e-mail at numptynumpty [!at]

Wherever possible, I try to recycle packaging (mailers, bubble wrap etc). If you would prefer not to receive recycled packaging, please let me know.

If you are registering on Etsy in order to buy from my shop (thank you, and welcome!!) please think about entering my shop’s name (Numpty) in the “Referrer Username” box on the registration form. I can’t promise the wonders of the world if you do, but it might make you feel warm and fuzzy.