Funny Cards and Unique Paper Goods

Indianapolis, Indiana · 792 Sales


Funny Cards and Unique Paper Goods

Indianapolis, Indiana 792 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Announcement   Find a card for every weirdo in your life. Unique, funny, and sweet cards for that special situation – let us help you say the right thing in the perfect way.

Feel free to contact us if you're in a rush and need your cards shipped ASAP!


Last updated on May 20, 2016

Find a card for every weirdo in your life. Unique, funny, and sweet cards for that special situation – let us help you say the right thing in the perfect way.

Feel free to contact us if you're in a rush and need your cards shipped ASAP!

Olive and Clyde

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Olive and Clyde

True Heroes Dog Adoption / New Pet Card #051.
Rainbow Bridge Pet Loss Sympathy Card #048.
Just Married Do Not Disturb Door Hanger
Sleeping Baby Door Sign
Funny Breakup Card. Sorry He's an Ass. Card #010
Funny Love / Valentine's Day Card. Fart Poem #041
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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
Megan Farrell

Megan Farrell on Mar 17, 2017

4 out of 5 stars

It's perfect! I just wish it was printed on thicker cardstock and had either the words newlyweds or honeymoon printed on it.

Nicole Huot

Nicole Huot on Dec 20, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

These were absolutely perfect. Made well, packaged nicely, and very funny. I only sent them to my favorite people. ;)

Jamie H

Jamie H on Dec 6, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

These are the a refreshing change from the generic and mundane holiday cards out there! I like the humor in customizing for each recipient especially for this interfaith couple.

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About Olive & Clyde

Moriya and Haley are friends and coworkers who discovered they really enjoy creating things together. When they decided to start their own company, they wanted to build something they would love and be proud of; they knew they would end up holding Olive & Clyde dear to their hearts, so what better name for their company than that of their favorite pooches in the world?

Olive is Moriya's dog, a mutt of unknown origin who is proudly afraid of shadows, plastic bags, and balloons. She also happens to be a master of balancing objects on her head and really smelly farts, but her greatest role is that of big sister to her human partner-in-crime, Rose.

Clyde is Haley's dog, the laziest English Springer Spaniel known to man -- except when he hyperventilates over car rides. He's a virtuoso when it comes to sleeping, holding a grudge after baths, and being suspicious of the lawn mower. His favorite treat? Carrots.

These two are a perfect combination of love and weirdness, two traits Moriya and Haley like to carry over into their creations. The greeting cards, stationery, and other paper goods sold through Olive & Clyde are meant for those who want to say something meaningful but sometimes get turned off by the sappiness of your standard grocery store card. O&C products are snarky but sweet, for those who understand the appeal of being a little bit irreverent and silly. We know it’s important to say the right thing and to tell people what they mean to you -- but you can still be your smelly, sleepy, fraidy-cat and carrot-loving self while doing it ;)


Shop members

  • Moriya Harpster


    Moriya is O&C's co-founder and designer. She feels extremely lucky to have found a business partner in one of her closest friends. Being able to pour her heart into O&C has helped to maintain her mental stability while wrangling two young kids :)

  • Haley Kuehl


    Haley is O&C's writer, marketer, and operations manager. She’s so happy to have found a way to create things with one of her best friends and loves helping find the right words for people to reach out to others.

Production partners

  • Brinkman Press

    Indianapolis, IN

    Olive & Clyde works with Brinkman Press, a small Indianapolis printer that prints, folds, and cuts our cards for us, enabling us to produce cards more cheaply and quickly than printing on our Epson 1430!

Shop policies

Last updated on May 21, 2015
Welcome to Olive & Clyde :) We're glad you're here!

Want to know more about the people behind Olive & Clyde and our philosophy? Check out our About Us page or our website, oliveandclyde.com.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
  • Other Method
Olive & Clyde accepts all major credit cards and Paypal. Customers in Indiana and Ohio will be charged sales tax. (Sorry! We have to pay our taxes.)

Please be aware that buyers outside of the United States are responsible for any customs fees.
Your order will ship within 3-4 business days. All items are shipped via USPS First Class Mail, though faster shipping is available if requested (upgrade to priority shipping in your shopping cart). Need something faster? Just send us a message and we'll try to work something out!

We're happy to ship to a giftee and/or include a personal note; just provide the relevant information in the note to seller at checkout.

Packages typically arrive in 2-5 business days or less after shipment, though buyers should be cautioned that holidays can delay their arrival. As much as we'd like to have more control over the USPS, we cannot do anything if your package is delayed, rerouted, or lost once it leaves our hands. However, all orders are sent with a USPS tracking code so that you can keep track of your package.

Digital Downloads:
Some cards are offered as digital downloads only. These PDF files will be available immediately after purchase, when you'll be directed to a download page.
Refunds and Exchanges
Damaged or Not-as-Described Merchandise:
We want you to be truly happy with your purchase from Olive & Clyde. We do our best to get your order to you safely, but if your product arrives damaged or otherwise not as described, we'd love the chance to make it right. Contact us within 7 days of receiving the defective product, and we'll cover return shipping while working out a refund or exchange -- whichever works best for you.

Returns or Exchanges:
We're also happy to provide general returns or exchanges, minus shipping costs, for any reason, as long as you contact us within the first 30 days after receiving the product. Products must be returned in an undamaged state for a full refund or exchange. Contact Olive & Clyde for more details.
Additional policies and FAQs
Greeting Cards:
Our greeting cards are printed on FSC Certified paper, which means it has been sourced in an environmentally-friendly, social responsible, and economically viable way. See https://us.fsc.org/ for more details.

Our standard cards are printed on classic smooth, 110# card stock in solar white, folded to 4" x 5." All cards come with an A2 envelope and are packaged in a clear poly bag and rigid cardboard mailer.

Downloadable, Printable Greeting Cards:
Listings for downloadable cards provide you with (1) high resolution PDF, available for download immediately after purchase. You can then print as many cards as you like from this file.

Cards should be printed double-sided on 8 1/2" by 11" paper. All printers are different, especially when it comes to front-and-back printing -- please practice on your printer to ensure you understand how your printer orients files.

Each PDF comes with crop marks which explain where to trim the card. The trimmed card will be 8.63" x 5.63" flat and 4.25" x 5.63" folded.

If you need a different size or have any questions or concerns, please message us! We're happy to help.

Custom Orders:
Custom orders are welcome! We love working with our customers to create the greeting card, stationary, or note that says exactly what you want to say, so feel free to contact us. We're eager to hear about your project :) Please note: a minimum quantity of 25 cards is required for custom orders.

Wholesale Orders:
Olive & Clyde paper goods are available for wholesale purchase. Please email or convo us for more information.

Bulk Orders:
Need to make a large order? Contact us for available discounts.

Happy customers mean a happy Olive & Clyde, so let us know how we can make your experience better. We love feedback! Send us a note through Etsy Conversations or find us on Facebook (facebook.com/oliveandclyde) and Twitter (twitter.com/oliveandclyde).

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Please note that Olive & Clyde Paper Goods are for PERSONAL use only and may not be used commercially or resold. All files and images are the property of Olive & Clyde, LLC.